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(Daily Mail) Sappy Ugly-ass baby cremello blue-eyed cream foal that's not really an albino born in Hampshire   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 64
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WizardofToast 2008-06-01 04:21:54 PM  
I read "cremello" as "creammelt".

I see no cream and I'm disappointed.

 
ah3133 2008-06-01 04:21:57 PM  
It's the Jersey Devil!

z.about.com

 
thomtomw 2008-06-01 04:23:12 PM  
more ugly-bum animals

 
E Arkhe 2008-06-01 04:25:10 PM  
I don't get horses. What's the big fuss about? I think they're ugly and smelly.

 
SleeklyAshamed 2008-06-01 04:26:56 PM  
Shame it'll more or less become some thing's dinner.

 
jekostas 2008-06-01 04:27:20 PM  
This maybe one of the rare times I actually agree with "ugly-ass".
I'm sorry, horses are kinda pretty creatures but that thing is ugly as sin.

 
qlenfg 2008-06-01 04:28:09 PM  
E Arkhe sez:

I don't get horses. What's the big fuss about? I think they're ugly and smelly.


Yup, and they're mean, they bite, and the meat is not as tasty as beef. I hear they make pretty good glue, though.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-06-01 04:28:23 PM  
Know what you never see? Albino porn. Oh wait, here's someLink (new nsfw window)

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 04:30:23 PM  
In other news, every single goddamned Daily Mail article gets submitted, and subsequently greenlighted.

 
The Grinch 2008-06-01 04:30:56 PM  
And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder.
One of the four beasts saying, "Come and see,"
And I saw, and behold...

 
The Presbyter 2008-06-01 04:32:25 PM  
E Arkhe: I don't get horses. What's the big fuss about? I think they're ugly and smelly.

Say that to a horse that's holding a pair of scissors!

 
gren713 2008-06-01 04:34:12 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Know what you never see? Albino porn. Oh wait, here's someLink (new nsfw window)

What hath H is for Heretic wrought? Knew I shouldna clicked...

 
Oznog 2008-06-01 04:34:18 PM  
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk

 
ah3133 2008-06-01 04:35:08 PM  
I'm standing behind a horse right now, so I'm getting my teeth kicked out of my face.

 
Gunz_drawn 2008-06-01 04:35:30 PM  
buzzvert: In other news, every single goddamned Daily Mail article gets submitted, and subsequently greenlighted.

Echo,..echo,....echo....e

Phew' I thought it was just me.

 
RoyBatty 2008-06-01 04:35:47 PM  
There has to be some sort of "horse love" virus or gene. My 9 year old has it real bad.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2008-06-01 04:36:15 PM  
qlenfg: Yup, and they're mean, they bite,

Wait til you get close to a zebra. Those things are completely nuts. I guess you have to be if you want to be a vegetarian next to lions.

 
John_Rat_Safari 2008-06-01 04:37:45 PM  
Im an albino!!!!

Oh say can you see?


/not obscure if you watch decent movies.

 
Meisaims 2008-06-01 04:38:13 PM  
Caption from picture: "The fact the foal has a brown mother proves that he is a cremello blue-eyed cream and not an albino"

Ok, except that isn't true at all...

 
The Presbyter 2008-06-01 04:39:50 PM  
Meisaims: Caption from picture: "The fact the foal has a brown mother proves that he is a cremello blue-eyed cream and not an albino"

Ok, except that isn't true at all...


That's what I was thinking. Isn't that equivalent to saying that there can't be any albino black people?

 
fernandez 2008-06-01 04:40:32 PM  
The Grinch

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder.
One of the four beasts saying, "Come and see,"
And I saw, and behold...


Nice

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-06-01 04:41:07 PM  
The Presbyter: E Arkhe: I don't get horses. What's the big fuss about? I think they're ugly and smelly.

Say that to a horse that's holding a pair of scissors!


It's the same reason riding a motorcycle is fun, you're traveling 30-35 mph but it's an organic movement, you feel as if you're the one running that fast...hard to explain I guess. I had to stop because I couldn't afford the insurance.

 
panzerfaustbob 2008-06-01 04:42:56 PM  
John_Rat_Safari: Im an albino!!!!

Oh say can you see?


/not obscure if you watch decent movies.


I just watched 'The Brother from Another Planet', yet I am still unfamiliar with your reference. 'Not Another Teen Movie', maybe? (Only movie with an albino that comes to mind...)

 
Im in ur Fark 2008-06-01 04:43:52 PM  
For once, the "ugly-assed" Farkism is dead-on.

 
tarheel07 2008-06-01 04:44:30 PM  
www.hotflick.net
"I approve"

 
This Charming Man 2008-06-01 04:49:00 PM  

 
momule 2008-06-01 04:52:08 PM  
I'm Johnny Winter and I'm getting a kick out of this thread....

 
ah3133 2008-06-01 04:52:13 PM  
This Charming Man: Is that were these come from? (pops)

Yeah Caramellos are made by albinos that live deep in the earth. Kind of like the Keebler elves, but much creepier.

 
NewFarkNewFark 2008-06-01 04:58:53 PM  
i28.tinypic.com

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-06-01 04:59:35 PM  
The Presbyter: Meisaims: Caption from picture: "The fact the foal has a brown mother proves that he is a cremello blue-eyed cream and not an albino"

Ok, except that isn't true at all...

That's what I was thinking. Isn't that equivalent to saying that there can't be any albino black people?


Yes.

 
America's Next Top Model 2008-06-01 05:06:04 PM  
'Unfortunately, they are not very hardy at all.

'They find it hard to deal with sunburn in the summer


It's hard being white :(

 
roguescout 2008-06-01 05:07:21 PM  
I'll see your rare baby horse and raise you a baby mule:

i30.tinypic.com

 
RagnarIV 2008-06-01 05:10:28 PM  
Oznog, thats a great book.

 
Begoggle 2008-06-01 05:15:28 PM  
My aunt had a horse like this.
I never thought it was a big deal.

 
roguescout 2008-06-01 05:17:41 PM  
i25.tinypic.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 05:20:00 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Know what you never see? Albino porn. Oh wait, here's someLink (new nsfw window)

Ahh, but I'd bet there's no such thing as gay albino midget porn.

 
RecliningBuddha [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 05:20:28 PM  
The Presbyter:
That's what I was thinking. Isn't that equivalent to saying that there can't be any albino black people?

farm1.static.flickr.com

farm3.static.flickr.com

THIS

 
Oznog 2008-06-01 05:20:52 PM  
The Presbyter: Isn't that equivalent to saying that there can't be any albino black people?

www.galder.net

Albinegros?

 
llewyrr [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 05:23:07 PM  
Foals are just born awkward and gangly. They grow out of it eventually. Kind of like 12 year old boys.

 
Claude Ballse 2008-06-01 05:30:47 PM  
RecliningBuddha, Oznog:

bbsimg.ngfiles.com

"Dat Baby too white!!!"

 
qlenfg 2008-06-01 05:38:21 PM  
Reminds me of the tribal chief who was gonna behead the white missionary because the chief's wife gave birth to a white baby. The chief is fairly certain the missionary is the father and he intends to exact his revenge.

Just before he is to die, the missionary goes into this long-winded genetic explanation about albinos, but the chief has no clue. He then points to a black sheep out in the pasture and says 'Its the same as that black sheep out there born to white parents.'

The tribal chief takes him aside and says 'Tell you what. You don't tell anyone about the sheep, and I won't say anything about the baby!'

 
thalassatx [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 05:39:11 PM  
Cremello?

Ain't that what we call high yella here in the South?

 
Oznog 2008-06-01 05:50:02 PM  
www.candydirect.com

??

 
Chicken Derby 2008-06-01 05:52:42 PM  
It's only really rare in native British ponies. In stock horses (more American breeds) it's more common.

Breed a palomino to a palomino and you have a 25% chance of cremello. A cremello is just homozygous for the cream gene which makes palominos and buckskins. Yawn.

/horse genetics dork

 
supernaturaltoe 2008-06-01 06:09:30 PM  
ah3133: It's the Jersey Devil!

For some reason, the Jersey Devil really freaks me out.

/runs off and cries

 
Khazar-Khum 2008-06-01 06:11:44 PM  
Chicken Derby: It's only really rare in native British ponies. In stock horses (more American breeds) it's more common.

Breed a palomino to a palomino and you have a 25% chance of cremello. A cremello is just homozygous for the cream gene which makes palominos and buckskins. Yawn.

/horse genetics dork


You want to see wild & weird colored horses? Go look at Tennessee Walkers. We have horses in colors so rare we had to invent names for them! (See: Champagnes) http://www.chboa.com/stallions/walkinghorses.html

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-01 06:12:17 PM  
It's the Great White Foalalo.

/great white foalalo...

 
zhinz1 2008-06-01 06:31:34 PM  
I just went to the wikipedia article on albinism to settle this, but I got sidetracked by the picture there.

Don't know if this is going to show up. If not, go there.

No offense to that girl in Honduras, but if I saw something like that running at me...

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 06:35:54 PM  
Oznog: Albinegros?

Does it make me a bad person if I laughed at that?.

llewyrr: Foals are just born awkward and gangly. They grow out of it eventually. Kind of like 12 year old boys.

Well, some people like 12 year-old boys to stay that way...

www.smh.com.au

 
zenarche 2008-06-01 06:39:46 PM  
i189.photobucket.com

Not impressed.

 
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