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(Des Moines Register) Interesting Woman with a BB gun manages to shoot a stop sign, an unoccupied home that was being remodeled, several passing motorists, and the right hand of a man calling 911, but does not shoot her eye out   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 25
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Hal Jalykakik [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-01 02:51:16 PM  
That's one magic BB

/ DNRTFA

 
ah3133 2008-06-01 02:54:07 PM  
The man, Brian Trapp, was in a side yard at a nearby home on Cottage Grove Avenue when he heard the BB shots, police said. Trapp called police, and was talking to a dispatcher when a BB reportedly struck his right hand.

h3lix.net

 
El_Dan 2008-06-01 02:54:07 PM  
Was it a Red Ryder?

 
PinguinButtKicks 2008-06-01 02:54:24 PM  
It's like Bullseye only female!1!!

/YES, he is from the daredevil comics... and movie wich sucked
//HAHA black kingpin

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 02:54:53 PM  
Where the hell is that Power to the People station? I wanna mod my BB gun, too!.

 
ravenssettle [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-01 02:57:20 PM  
Hal Jalykakik: That's one magic BB

/ DNRTFA

Glad to see I wasn't the only person thinking it was all in one shot.

 
thisisntnamtherearerules 2008-06-01 02:59:13 PM  
If you outlaw BB guns, only outlaws will have BB guns.

 
Archie DeBunker [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 03:05:27 PM  
Hal Jalykakik: That's one magic BB

/ DNRTFA

Good one.

 
wanago bob 2008-06-01 03:07:06 PM  
www.misfittoys.net

 
bel4sucks 2008-06-01 03:12:23 PM  
Stupid coont

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 03:18:12 PM  
FTFA- "Police confronted Coffield and a friend at the home around 2 p.m. Coffield first denied that anyone there owned a gun, but admitted later that she had fired the shots and hidden the gun under a couch."


How stupid can you be? Tell the cops nothing. Remember folks, if the cops ask you questions it means they got nothing, don't talk yourself into jail.

 
DaMacGuy 2008-06-01 03:25:33 PM  
When questioned by police she said she was simply cleaning the gun when it accidentally went off.

/Apologies to G. Carlin.

 
Ikahoshi 2008-06-01 03:26:05 PM  
I don't normally condone violence but this woman is in need of good, old fashioned ass whoopin.

 
SMOIT! 2008-06-01 03:48:18 PM  
Thats some darn fine shootin' for a BB gun. Those things are typically pretty inaccurate.

Maybe it was an expensive BB gun. In that case. OUCH!

 
freakdiablo 2008-06-01 04:03:02 PM  
Maddogjew: FTFA- "Police confronted Coffield and a friend at the home around 2 p.m. Coffield first denied that anyone there owned a gun, but admitted later that she had fired the shots and hidden the gun under a couch."


How stupid can you be? Tell the cops nothing. Remember folks, if the cops ask you questions it means they got nothing, don't talk yourself into jail.

Remember kids, whatever you say can and will be exaggerated and used against you in a court of law.

 
Lonestar [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 04:04:49 PM  
Maddogjew: FTFA- "Police confronted Coffield and a friend at the home around 2 p.m. Coffield first denied that anyone there owned a gun, but admitted later that she had fired the shots and hidden the gun under a couch."


How stupid can you be? Tell the cops nothing. Remember folks, if the cops ask you questions it means they got nothing, don't talk yourself into jail.

She was stupid enuf to shoot BBs at people, so its that kind of stupid.

Remember folks, shooting BBs at people is shooting people. And it wont kill them to boot, so you will leave witnesses. If id get shot by a BB, id find the one shooting at me and call 911.

 
Bagelox-99 2008-06-01 04:34:56 PM  
28th and Cottage Grove? One of Da Moin's many majority-stupid neighborhoods. Having Drake University nearby is all that keeps the average IQ above room temperature.

 
MrJazz 2008-06-01 04:46:23 PM  
www.boxofficeprophets.com

impressed

 
6655321 2008-06-01 05:17:55 PM  
She was protecting the neighbourhood from an invasion by Ming the Merciless. Or was she triple-dog-dared to do it?

 
puckrock2000 2008-06-01 05:50:27 PM  
i212.photobucket.com

"Ho, Ho, HO!"

 
Man Going His Own Way 2008-06-01 06:14:15 PM  
Poor little lady. She was acting out due to stress. Find the man responsible and get this precious little lady the help she needs.

 
tara 2.0 2008-06-01 07:13:03 PM  
Welcome to Iowa where even some people in good sized cities act like hicks. ( my apologies to hicks)

 
Dimmu_Burger 2008-06-01 07:15:43 PM  
How do you fire something that doesn't require combustion?

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-06-01 07:48:03 PM  
Dimmu_Burger: How do you fire something that doesn't require combustion?

Apparently bicycle tires & pumps are considered lethal weapons in Iowa.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 09:36:03 PM  
camper

 
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