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(BBC) Strange Power cut caused by... itchy cows   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 19
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Hilary T. N. Seuss 2008-06-01 11:44:31 AM  
"The Itchy Cows" would a great name for a rock band.

 
FrancoFile 2008-06-01 11:45:18 AM  
valar_morghulis: Boobies Udders

FTFY

 
Mole Man 2008-06-01 11:47:12 AM  
Ms. O'Leary unavlaible for comment.

 
Raddamant 2008-06-01 12:11:32 PM  
I hate cows. I really, really, really, hate cows. They sure do taste good, though.

 
ImJustaTroll 2008-06-01 12:12:31 PM  
If we don't eat these things they will simply kill themselves.

//mmmm.. fried beef.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:26:30 PM  
Mole Man: Ms. O'Leary unavlaible for comment.

Late last night while we were all in bed
old mother O'leary left a lantern in the shed
and when the cow kicked it over she winked her eye and said
its gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight.
Fire fire fire fire
water water water
save my baby save my baby
jump lady jump
splat

 
frangelico_y_flamingo 2008-06-01 12:28:22 PM  
Raddamant: I hate cows. I really, really, really, hate cows. They sure do taste good, though.

They're big, fat and dumb. In fact, they're cute.

I can't think of another animal that big that still manages to be cute.

Would you like the number of a good cow-anger counsellor?

/ Mmmm... filet de boeuf au poivre.

 
DrForrester 2008-06-01 12:36:08 PM  
I used to repair barbed-wire fences because of itchy cows, so I'm getting a kick...

 
peachykn [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:42:56 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste - Oh WOW I used to sing that song when I was a little kid !

 
bmjones66 2008-06-01 12:47:17 PM  
Raddamant: I hate cows. I really, really, really, hate cows. They sure do taste good, though.

2 of the best reasons to enjoy beef. :)

/not to mention saving the environment from gaseous cows.

 
cowsspinach [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:52:43 PM  
I, myself LOVE cows.

 
Fun and Prizes 2008-06-01 12:56:52 PM  
Itchy cow, itchy cow, bow wow wow

 
cathanley 2008-06-01 12:58:34 PM  
Hide, hide, the cow's outside.

 
Gunz_drawn 2008-06-01 01:19:17 PM  
I might have itchy crabs.

/no barbed wire around for miles

 
MirandaMM 2008-06-01 01:30:01 PM  
Our horses used to do this. They'd scratch their butts on either power poles or fence posts.

 
DigitalCoffee 2008-06-01 02:08:07 PM  
I'm a cow so I'm really getting a kick...

 
FarkOffAndEatShirts 2008-06-01 02:58:17 PM  
What an udder disaster.


/well someone had to say it

 
Ikahoshi 2008-06-01 03:31:55 PM  
Hey everyone gets itchy sometimes. Someone should invent a cow scratcher.

/feeling itchy.
//moo.

 
The Thnikkaman 2008-06-02 12:51:43 AM  
"How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!"

 
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