With that many washers, he was probably most worried about his nuts coming loose.

(Try the fish).

Damn! That makes me think back to when I worked at the Lane County Jail (mid 70s) & they brought they guy in totally spaced out on God-only-knows what drugs. When they strip searched him they found that not only was he wearing 12 condoms, one on top of the other, but in his highly drugged state, he had pinned his penis to his groin using about 6 large metal safety pins. Needless to say he was transported posthaste to the hospital & later transferred to a facility where he could undergo a mental evaluation.

Bathia_Mapes: Damn! That makes me think back to when I worked at the Lane County Jail (mid 70s) & they brought they guy in totally spaced out on God-only-knows what drugs. When they strip searched him they found that not only was he wearing 12 condoms, one on top of the other, but in his highly drugged state, he had pinned his penis to his groin using about 6 large metal safety pins. Needless to say he was transported posthaste to the hospital & later transferred to a facility where he could undergo a mental evaluation.

Holy, holy, holy crap! You are really making me laugh tonight, Mapesy.

What a painful attempt at an article, WE GET IT! PENIS!

Could it be anymore...?

And amazingly, it has to go to the liters before we get:

TTIWWOP.

Penis trifecta in play? Personally, I prefer Caturday to Penisday.

Rubber plumbing washers (easily a substitute for cock rings) are fairly cheap.

http://www.doityourself.com/invt/u450163 (pops)

1-1/2 inchFlang Tail Washer
Product Description
1-1/2`` I.D., Plastic, Flanged Drain Tailpiece Washer.
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Product Details
Price From:$0.20
Manufacturer:Plumb EZ 1
Model Number:9405FP
UPC Number:734111963700

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(Website safe for work on this page - but the rest could get you in trouble)
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/cockrings.html (pops)


Rubber Cock-Ring Set
The Rubber Cock-Ring Set includes your basic black rubber cock-rings. They come in a wide variety of sizes, from "probably too small to slip your balls through" (but good if you just want to put it around your cock) to "well hello sailor" (or 1-1/4" to 2")! They're not really stretchy at all, but we sell you four sizes in this package all at once so you can figure out exactly which ones you need without having to guess. They also work wonderfully as replacement O-Rings for any dildo harness that can swap rings. You can also use them to figure out what size rigid ring you might need, should you decide to up the ante later for something more intense.

Each set contains a 1-1/4", 1-1/2", 1-3/4", and 2" ring. Note: The measurements given are the inside diameter of the ring.

item HT-SSI-2337: $8.95 [Order]

// The markup on the real cockrings is a shyster's dream.

You know, there is one much simpler way to get this guy out of his "sticky situation".

Insert empty needle into penile shaft on either side of the Corpus Cavernosum, drain blood out. Move to the other Corpus Cavernosum, drain blood out.

The penis is now deflated, metal washer rings slide off easy.

// More of a problem when the joker inserts his wang into a hard metal tube (has to be greased up or cut off carefully) or a glass bottle (tap tap tap to break the glass then the vacuum effect is negated).

Why, oh why, do people do these things?

Especially the items Gridlock mentioned... come on, really?

In this day and age you don't even need to go to a sex store to get safer equipment. You can just order everything off the internet in discreet packaging. And the stuff they have for guys is much cheaper than for the ladies...

TFA: It was not clear how the situation arose.

After all, it might have been an accident.

/Right.

bobbette: Why, oh why, do people do these things?

Especially the items Gridlock mentioned... come on, really?

In this day and age you don't even need to go to a sex store to get safer equipment. You can just order everything off the internet in discreet packaging. And the stuff they have for guys is much cheaper than for the ladies...

Some people just can't wait that long.

/That and craziness comes into play as well.

I feel sorry for him because his penis fits through the holes in those washers.

Can someone please explain the importance/fun? of cock rings to me. I'm a well above-average sexually active male, who is into extreme kink; however, I've never understood the appeal of cock rings. Are they for guys who can't stay hard or something?

What can I say? It took 16 washers to get it clean. They'll be back to remove the driers later...

pic fta. These don't look fun at all!

Gawdzila: I feel sorry for him because his penis fits through the holes in those washers.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the picture.

staplermofo: With that many washers, he was probably most worried about his nuts coming loose.

(Try the fish).

You win an internet.

TheStaffAce: Can someone please explain the importance/fun? of cock rings to me. I'm a well above-average sexually active male, who is into extreme kink; however, I've never understood the appeal of cock rings. Are they for guys who can't stay hard or something?

Cock rings keeps the dong harder for longer.
Downside, the metal ones can get stuck. The metal ones can damage the spongiform tissue (tissue that fills with blood to cause the erection) or get locked on by expansion pressure.

How much longer will an erection last with a cockring
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/81710 (pops)
A triple cock ring or triple crown is a cock ring that has additional rings for restraining the testicles. In orgasm, the testicles usually retract towards the body before ejaculation. A triple crown changes and intensifies the sensation of orgasm by forcing the testicles to stay away from the body.

Cock rings that are too tight, or worn for too long can be dangerous: this may cause priapism, a medical emergency which, if not treated promptly, can result in severe and permanent damage, including penile gangrene which can result in the destruction of the penis. Rings for ED are invariably supplied with the instruction that they should not be left on for more than 30 minutes. Falling asleep with a ring on is a particular danger

Elastic, stretchy, cock rings are removed by stretching them and and pulling them off the penis, over the head, which can be difficult. Others have a quick-release mechanism allowing them to be easily removed without the need to do this. Some (not for ED) are designed to allow limited blood return, such as by hard beads which cause the ring to roll back and forth during use, increasing circulation.

Cybernetic: TFA: It was not clear how the situation arose.

After all, it might have been an accident.

/Right.

Maybe he fell on them.

Can someone please explain the importance/fun? of cock rings to me.
Just a different sensation while you're going for it, makes things feel less sensitive, can go longer, etc.

The 'Gallery: Penis slashers and their victims' link was a big let down. Promising headline but disappointed. Would not click again.

Gee, didn't that guy get SCREWED.

ba-dum ching!

So how tight are this cock ring thingamejigs? If a dick is 4cm wide, what would be the diameter of the ring?

The bigger the hole diameter, the thicker the material in these washers. If he used standard washers, then it was 3-4 inches of steel they had to remove. 90 min cutting time means cutting some, cool them and cut again. Repeat until finished.

Would be fun if they used angle grinder (or jaws of life).

stress tensor: So how tight are this cock ring thingamejigs? If a dick is 4cm wide, what would be the diameter of the ring?

Ya broke out the calipers, eh?

Bigjohn3592: stress tensor: So how tight are this cock ring thingamejigs? If a dick is 4cm wide, what would be the diameter of the ring?

Ya broke out the calipers, eh?

No. I wouldn't be using such a small figure if I were talking about myself.

staplermofo: With that many washers, he was probably most worried about his nuts coming loose.

(Try the fish).

Hilarious, staplermofo:.

Also, any article this not-so-subtly pun filled is fine by me

Couldn't they have put him in a tub of cold water or shown him a picture of Rosie O'Donnell? Instant shrinkage, voila! The washers drop off.

Gridlock: destruction of the penis

I can't think of any kink exhilarating enough to be worth risking destruction of my farking penis.

/penis

zymurgist: Couldn't they have put him in a tub of cold water or shown him a picture of Rosie O'Donnell? Instant shrinkage, voila! The washers drop off.

I would have thought the sight of the cutting equipment in proximity to the penis would have done the job.

Bathia_Mapes: Damn! That makes me think back to when I worked at the Lane County Jail (mid 70s) & they brought they guy in totally spaced out on God-only-knows what drugs. When they strip searched him they found that not only was he wearing 12 condoms, one on top of the other, but in his highly drugged state, he had pinned his penis to his groin using about 6 large metal safety pins. Needless to say he was transported posthaste to the hospital & later transferred to a facility where he could undergo a mental evaluation.

oh

my

god

/thanks a lot lol
//wow

smask:
The bigger the hole diameter, the thicker the material in these washers. If he used standard washers, then it was 3-4 inches of steel they had to remove. 90 min cutting time means cutting some, cool them and cut again. Repeat until finished.

Would be fun if they used angle grinder (or jaws of life).

I'd try simultaneously cutting both sides of the washer with very large bolt cutters. But that'd still only work for one washer at a time.

stress tensor: I would have thought the sight of the cutting equipment in proximity to the penis would have done the job.

You, sir, are obviously just not kinky enough.

16 washers??

I guess 17 washers would have just been ridiculous.

I think I speak for all of us when I say: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

No Such Agency: I'd try simultaneously cutting both sides of the washer with very large bolt cutters. But that'd still only work for one washer at a time.

Would only work if there were enough space between the washers. Large bolt cutters needs about one inch clearence.

Since they used the firefighters tools. I just remembered that some firefighters even have water jet equipment. "Sit absolutely still or you will be bobbitized"

This is either the best or worst advertisement for cockrings I've ever seen.

Two rings, two rings, two rings, clamp down
Quit it
Two rings, two rings, two rings, clamp down
Quit it
Two rings, two rings, two rings, clamp down
Quit it
Two rings, two rings, two rings, clamp down
Quit it

She came pushing sixteen
She came pushing sixteen
She came pushing sixteen
She came pushing sixteen washers

They should have just chilled it for shrinkage.

Am I the only one that thought the guy had pushed 16 washers INSIDE of his penis? Boy, that would hurt.

...Could have viewed a Janet Reno picture. That always gives me a, "hard OFF."

That's nuts, but the article was riveting. What a wrenching experience. You know he's really screwed up. Somebody probably put a hex on him. I bet he bolted when they came at him with cutting tools. I bet he made quite a ratchet. Thread over.

stress tensor: Bigjohn3592: stress tensor: So how tight are this cock ring thingamejigs? If a dick is 4cm wide, what would be the diameter of the ring?

Ya broke out the calipers, eh?

No. I wouldn't be using such a small figure if I were talking about myself.

roflmao Gotta love confidence. I guess your nic says it all about your d**k

They must have been lock washers.

HAhaha! It's nice to see Old Fark make an appearance, even if for only one article. :)

He musta been trying to score some of this action:

bigglady: stress tensor: Bigjohn3592: stress tensor: So how tight are this cock ring thingamejigs? If a dick is 4cm wide, what would be the diameter of the ring?

Ya broke out the calipers, eh?

No. I wouldn't be using such a small figure if I were talking about myself.

roflmao Gotta love confidence. I guess your nic says it all about your d**k

LOL. I never thought about it that way. Stress tensors are actually mathematical objects.

smask: The bigger the hole diameter, the thicker the material in these washers. If he used standard washers, then it was 3-4 inches of steel they had to remove. 90 min cutting time means cutting some, cool them and cut again. Repeat until finished.

Would be fun if they used angle grinder (or jaws of life).

Actually, the ideal solution would be a hand-held Dremel with the cutting extension shaft (to prevent accidental electrocution) with some cutting wheels while holding the idiot's wang under running room-temperature water (or slightly cooler water in the same manner that they use to cut concrete) or stick the wang in a bowl of water and Dremel to abrade-cut the washer rings.

It would be much safer to deflate the penis with a syringe to remove the blood from the Corpus Cavernosum.