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(Fox News) Scary Man waits in ambush all day to fatally stab a neighbor who told him he smelled. That stinks   (foxnews.com) divider line 75
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phrawgh 2008-06-01 03:15:13 AM  
Something rotten in Denmark?

 
WizardofToast 2008-06-01 03:15:24 AM  
Maybe he just got bitter from not having any soap.

 
farkerintx 2008-06-01 03:15:53 AM  
That's a special kind of crazy.

 
adm_crunch 2008-06-01 03:15:59 AM  
"Who's cut now?!"

/obscure?

 
HempHead 2008-06-01 03:16:47 AM  
www.anarchic-x.com

 
Stephen_Falken 2008-06-01 03:18:01 AM  
Boobies - 5

 
simian04 2008-06-01 03:20:10 AM  
I bet that idiot will smell like shiat after his cellmate rapes his ass and gives him a dirty sanchez.

/tee hee

 
Baron Harkonnen 2008-06-01 03:20:34 AM  
Never pleasant to tell someone that they smell bad. I've had to do it. I mean, I've had to do it. Didn't want to, and wasn't looking forward to it, but no one else at work that was suffering would step up to the plate

 
The Presbyter 2008-06-01 03:20:34 AM  
Scissors beats steak knife

 
locater16 2008-06-01 03:23:33 AM  
LEMONADE!

 
ah3133 2008-06-01 03:23:43 AM  
Who's smelly now, you rotting corpse? MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
Scifientologist 2008-06-01 03:23:59 AM  
I'd love to set him on fire and watch him die.

 
I_AM_M 2008-06-01 03:24:30 AM  
who's smelly now?

 
Veni_Vidi_Vici 2008-06-01 03:25:16 AM  
Scary stuff... After some quick research though I am glad the death penalty is legal in Pennsylvania.

 
AdamK 2008-06-01 03:28:21 AM  
!

/obscure?

 
Chopstickz 2008-06-01 03:30:07 AM  
Scifientologist: I'd love to set him on fire and watch him die.

this

 
The Presbyter 2008-06-01 03:31:10 AM  
Chopstickz: Scifientologist: I'd love to set him on fire and watch him die.

this


Not before I scrape out his eyeballs with a toothpick!

 
linuxbox 2008-06-01 03:33:58 AM  
adm_crunch
"Who's cut now?!"

/obscure?


damn you
I wanted to say that

 
TheStaffAce 2008-06-01 03:41:07 AM  
Guy should have kept his farking mouth shut and this wouldn't have happened. I hate when people think they can get away with running their mouth, without any repercussion. This needs the HERO tag, and I wish there were more wackos like this guy to keep the douchebags in check.

 
Vindibudd 2008-06-01 03:41:15 AM  
Myspace:

Lisa Maas

Such a waste.

 
Vindibudd 2008-06-01 03:43:09 AM  
TheStaffAce

Takes one to know one?

 
The Presbyter 2008-06-01 03:49:11 AM  
TheStaffAce: Guy should have kept his farking mouth shut and this wouldn't have happened. I hate when people think they can get away with running their mouth, without any repercussion. This needs the HERO tag, and I wish there were more wackos like this guy to keep the douchebags in check.

0/10.
Bad Form!
i77.photobucket.com

 
Trik 2008-06-01 03:51:15 AM  
any pics of the killer?

 
spill_thrill 2008-06-01 03:53:18 AM  
OMG GLITTER
i131.photobucket.com

 
kotetsu 2008-06-01 03:53:21 AM  
that biatch got hers

 
Psychotropic 2008-06-01 03:53:33 AM  
TheStaffAce: Guy should have kept his farking mouth shut and this wouldn't have happened. I hate when people think they can get away with running their mouth, without any repercussion. This needs the HERO tag, and I wish there were more wackos like this guy to keep the douchebags in check.

I have no doubt that you're a fat greasy acne ridden virgin with no personality who is despised by everyone who knows you.

 
Vindibudd 2008-06-01 03:55:33 AM  
Moron in question.
www.mypokertube.com

 
Monkey's Knuckle 2008-06-01 03:56:20 AM  
spill_thrill: OMG GLITTER

Hating make me you won't pretty?

 
Vindibudd 2008-06-01 03:57:01 AM  
kotetsu

You remind me of why I don't frequent farkbacks as much as I used to.

 
ah3133 2008-06-01 03:58:21 AM  
Vindibudd: Moron in question.

He looks pretty smelly. He seems to have an odious distinction.

 
DeRosso 2008-06-01 04:00:18 AM  
Vindibudd: Myspace:

Lisa Maas

Such a waste.


Not really...Quote from her myspace:
'"I don't dig gold...I dig Diamonds...'

 
Vindibudd 2008-06-01 04:02:14 AM  
DeRosso: Vindibudd: Myspace:

Lisa Maas

Such a waste.

Not really...Quote from her myspace:
'"I don't dig gold...I dig Diamonds...'


So she clearly deserved to be murdered? You fail.

 
DeRosso 2008-06-01 04:02:16 AM  
Lol!
Found another one on her myspace regarding what she looks for in a man:

'A guy that confuses me, and keeps me interested, but won't hurt me and a friend that won't stab me in the back!!'

 
berylman 2008-06-01 04:02:21 AM  
Scissors and a steak-knife?

 
ah3133 2008-06-01 04:12:33 AM  
DeRosso: Lol!
Found another one on her myspace regarding what she looks for in a man:

'A guy that confuses me, and keeps me interested, but won't hurt me and a friend that won't stab me in the back!!'


Well fortunately he stabbed her in the front.

 
kennedy311 2008-06-01 04:14:44 AM  
adm_crunch: "Who's cut now?!"

/obscure?


I came in here for the Dane Cook reference, and I was not disappointed. Nice work.

 
gothelder 2008-06-01 04:16:55 AM  
Mood: vibrant


Wanna bet?

 
Oakland A's FTW! 2008-06-01 04:21:37 AM  
from her myspace: I hate hot dogs, never try to give me one, even if I'm dying



OK!

 
Oakland A's FTW! 2008-06-01 04:27:01 AM  
Looks like she died on her birthday. Sad.

 
Trik 2008-06-01 04:42:47 AM  
Vindibudd: Moron in question.

pretty much what I expected

 
skinink 2008-06-01 05:57:42 AM  

And after all that, it was really only her upper lip she had smelled.


That's the comeback I always got in gradeschool when I said someone smelled. Now I know I should have stabbed them instead.


 
Mad Scientist 2008-06-01 07:54:47 AM  
A myspace comment:

biatch GET ME MY JELLY!!! MY GOD DAMN JELLY BETTER BE IN MY FRIDGE FOR LUNCH TOMORROW...OR..OR I SWEAR ITS OVER!!! IT IS OVER!! NOW GO GET THE DAMN JELLY.


/wtf?

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 08:00:53 AM  
TheStaffAce: Guy should have kept his farking mouth shut and this wouldn't have happened. I hate when people think they can get away with running their mouth, without any repercussion. This needs the HERO tag, and I wish there were more wackos like this guy to keep the douchebags in check.

A troll hint, boys and girls: if you are going to troll by sticking up for psycho murderers, RTFA first, and find out the victim wasn't a guy. Kotetsu did it much better--stupid, but short and sweet.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 08:46:00 AM  
Them's fightin' words in Pittsburgh ya hear?

 
theknuckler_33 2008-06-01 08:53:18 AM  
She certainly didn't deserve to die, but arrogance is so unattractive.

 
Phil Herup 2008-06-01 09:29:13 AM  
Let's update some of her MySpace data


Unforgetable's Details

Status: Single DEAD
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Rock Hill
Body type:Slim / Slender Cold / Stiff
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college

 
Phil Herup 2008-06-01 09:57:34 AM  
Baron Harkonnen: Never pleasant to tell someone that they smell bad. I've had to do it. I mean, I've had to do it. Didn't want to, and wasn't looking forward to it...

"I kind of felt I owed it to them"

FTFY


thestockmasters.com

 
tkdjunkie 2008-06-01 10:06:10 AM  
FTFA: she treated him "like dirt" and told him he smelled

Well, yeah ... Rejection is the normal reaction when a guy who looks like this:

www.mypokertube.com

... hits on a 19-year-old girl who looks like this:

a790.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

She was probably freaked out by his advances. 19-year-olds don't always react with maturity and tact. Can't say that I blame her for being freaked out, but she could have been nicer about it.

 
amaranthe 2008-06-01 10:42:06 AM  
tkdjunkie: "She was probably freaked out by his advances. 19-year-olds don't always react with maturity and tact. Can't say that I blame her for being freaked out, but she could have been nicer about it."


No, no -- precious snowflakes like her don't HAVE to be nicer about anything. They're completely entitled to say whatever cruel and mind-bending thing that crosses their minds to whoever crosses their path, with no remorse or hint of compassion! That's how being a previous snowflake works!

/Great job, America. We've created an entire generation of these arrogant, entitled asshole kids.
//WTG, us. Glad I'm not having kids.

 
Phil Herup 2008-06-01 10:44:33 AM  
amaranthe: They're completely entitled to say whatever cruel and mind-bending thing that crosses their minds to whoever crosses their path, with no remorse or hint of compassion!


Don't forget they have ZERO consequences for their actions.

/chicks are retarded

 
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