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(KTVB.COM) Dumbass Alabama man decides to run away with 14 y/o redhead. Be on the lookout for license plate OMGROFL   (ktvb.com) divider line 245
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crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:34:28 PM  
Wow, I thought the license plate part of the headline was a joke.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:39:47 PM  
Wow, I thought the license plate part of the headline was a joke.

 
BizarreRecords 2008-05-31 06:40:36 PM  
Hey, its not me! Mine is a TEXAS plate!

 
vegasj 2008-05-31 06:41:31 PM  

haha... me to.

"Saddie is described as 5-feet tall, 90 pounds, light/pale skin, long red hair, and a thin build."

wow. tiny 'lil thing... hmmmm.


 
ndotseth 2008-05-31 06:43:19 PM  
Somebody stop them before they breed.

 
naveline 2008-05-31 06:44:06 PM  
Wow, double redhead action.

I say his punishment is he has to marry her and live in Alabammy with his lil bitty bride, mom and dad until she's 18, and no extra-marital scrabulous allowed.

 
BizarreRecords 2008-05-31 06:46:54 PM  
69.147.123.56

 
NickBush24 [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:51:08 PM  
What kind of a name is Saddie? o.0

 
Dallymo [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:09:12 PM  
Holy mackerel, the two of them are clearly bent on producing a race of supergingers! They must be stopped!

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:09:37 PM  
"Our priority is finding Saddie and making sure she's safe," said Boise Police Lt. Alan Cavener. "Her family is understandably very concerned. We hope to find her soon and be able to tell her family she's okay."

The second thing I would do as her parent is slap the shiat out of her for being a dumbass and meeting a guy she met on the internet who was 13 years older than her. I dunno as a parent I think it would be a major failure if you had kids this farking stupid. Unfortunately all the blame will be put on the guy she met up with not the 14 year old who lied to her parents and ran away to join internet boy.

 
mikemoto [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:12:30 PM  
That's ok, after he's caught his new license plate number will be PMITA.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:15:28 PM  
damn, in 4 years she might have been cute.

 
ahwahoo2006 [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:16:06 PM  
I'd kidnap it too.

 
Macular Degenerate 2008-05-31 07:17:45 PM  
Is she hot?

*checks thread*

Meh. Let him have 'er

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:32:51 PM  
media.idahostatesman.commedia.idahostatesman.com

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:46:31 PM  
I blame Boise...for being so lame as to make hooking up with a nerd such an appealing option.

 
Starryeyes [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:56:06 PM  
wow. just wow. 14 year old girls have terrible taste in men.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:59:17 PM  
Ron Paul Revere: What's his 4chan login?

Woulda been funny, except 4chan doesn't have logins.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:05:12 PM  
Starryeyes: wow. just wow. 14 year old girls have terrible taste in men.

All teen girls seem to have terrible taste in men. My SIL is 16 and is dating a 19 yr old douchebag. This guy is like a stereotypical Farker. He lives in his mom's basement, has a job that a trained monkey could do, plays WoW all day, is socially retarded, and has no ambition whatsoever to change any of that. Yet SIL thinks this dipshiat is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I dunno what it is about teen girls that makes them unable to see the big picture and use such horrible judgment.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:06:23 PM  
Ron Paul Revere: At least I didn't know that.

Hey, if I hadn't pointed it out, someone else would have.

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:10:14 PM  
CraicBaby: Ron Paul Revere: At least I didn't know that.

Hey, if I hadn't pointed it out, someone else would have.


you mean another pedo?

 
Starryeyes [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:13:18 PM  
CraicBaby: Starryeyes: wow. just wow. 14 year old girls have terrible taste in men.

All teen girls seem to have terrible taste in men. My SIL is 16 and is dating a 19 yr old douchebag. This guy is like a stereotypical Farker. He lives in his mom's basement, has a job that a trained monkey could do, plays WoW all day, is socially retarded, and has no ambition whatsoever to change any of that. Yet SIL thinks this dipshiat is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I dunno what it is about teen girls that makes them unable to see the big picture and use such horrible judgment.


i'm pretty sure my taste in men has improved in the last 10 years, luckily i only started dating 5 years ago.

/24

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:13:54 PM  
Razorwolf: you mean another pedo?

img257.imageshack.us

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:24:57 PM  
CraicBaby: Razorwolf: you mean another pedo?

lol I'm just saying that I didn't even have a clue what any of you were talking about until you came out and corrected people on the proper format of what seems to be a pedo site. That was a funnay-as-hell reply though.

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:37:24 PM  
Please bear in mind that I'm from Texas and NOT Alabama.

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:45:24 PM  
Am I the only one here who is worried that they'll finally find her buried body ten years from now, when a dog wags his tail and flops his ears as he carries her femur to an unsuspecting owner who recognizes it after taking one year of medical school only to drop out and start a tea chain called "Strain Bucks?"

Am I the only one?

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:45:52 PM  
sad ... but mostly gonna find her body ...
on the other hand ... darwin will have won

and INRE her parents are the reason she hooked up with this guy ... duh ....
slapping the shiat out of her is how she got there ...
not the other way around ...

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:22:09 PM  
ExJerseyGirl: Am I the only one here who is worried that they'll finally find her buried body ten years from now, when a dog wags his tail and flops his ears as he carries her femur to an unsuspecting owner who recognizes it after taking one year of medical school only to drop out and start a tea chain called "Strain Bucks?"

Am I the only one?


in 1991 I'd be right there with you. However, these days it's more likely that she would return home in 6 months with a "I was so stupid" look on her face when she realizes she ran off to be with a guy that portrays every behavior aspect of a man that preys upon innocence because no woman his age will buy his crap.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:24:21 PM  
Ron Paul Revere: What's his 4chan login?

Anonymous, obviously.

 
Mad-n-FL 2008-05-31 09:24:24 PM  
Lee Loo?

 
Turfshoe 2008-05-31 09:25:46 PM  
OMGROFL = Oh My God Redhead on the Floor Licking?

 
Caeldan 2008-05-31 09:26:04 PM  
Dancin_In_Anson: Please bear in mind that I'm from Texas and NOT Alabama.

Ha! And here I thought you had found the woman of your dreams!

 
TomPetty 2008-05-31 09:26:23 PM  
Alabama getaway, getaway

 
TheGreatGazoo 2008-05-31 09:26:42 PM  
Wait, a Chevy Aveo made it from Alabama to Boise? Unpossible!

 
Bot v2.38beta 2008-05-31 09:27:26 PM  

 
Dumski 2008-05-31 09:27:41 PM  
Strictly platonic

 
BuckTurgidson 2008-05-31 09:28:03 PM  
The suspect:

i14.photobucket.com

 
the_chief 2008-05-31 09:28:17 PM  
Y'eighteen yet?

 
TOPGUN101 2008-05-31 09:28:44 PM  
rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk

 
BuckTurgidson 2008-05-31 09:29:17 PM  
Bot v2.38beta: ALAABAMA MAN!

If I live to be a hundred, Bot, I will exact my revenge....

/37 seconds *grumble*

 
NYZooMan 2008-05-31 09:29:53 PM  
I'd hit it...from that seat right over there.

 
null null 2008-05-31 09:29:58 PM  
CraicBaby: Starryeyes: wow. just wow. 14 year old girls have terrible taste in men.

All teen girls seem to have terrible taste in men. My SIL is 16 and is dating a 19 yr old douchebag. This guy is like a stereotypical Farker. He lives in his mom's basement, has a job that a trained monkey could do, plays WoW all day, is socially retarded, and has no ambition whatsoever to change any of that. Yet SIL thinks this dipshiat is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I dunno what it is about teen girls that makes them unable to see the big picture and use such horrible judgment.


Sounds like my ex husband...I hope he's happy with the little whore. He can DIAF for all I care.

/rant

 
Shaggy_C 2008-05-31 09:31:32 PM  
i162.photobucket.com

 
PWNtheCCP 2008-05-31 09:31:51 PM  
OMGROFL?! Man, there is no way this dude is getting away in that car.

 
leadmetal 2008-05-31 09:32:48 PM  
CraicBaby: Starryeyes: wow. just wow. 14 year old girls have terrible taste in men.

All teen girls seem to have terrible taste in men. My SIL is 16 and is dating a 19 yr old douchebag.


I think most women under 40 have horrible judgment in men. The type of douchebaggery they go for changes from 14 to 40, however.

 
randomstranger 2008-05-31 09:33:13 PM  
null null: Sounds like my ex husband...I hope he's happy with the little whore. He can DIAF for all I care.

/rant


Well, sounds like you got what you deserved for marrying a 19 year old.

 
the_chief 2008-05-31 09:34:09 PM  
leadmetal: CraicBaby: Starryeyes: wow. just wow. 14 year old girls have terrible taste in men.

All teen girls seem to have terrible taste in men. My SIL is 16 and is dating a 19 yr old douchebag.

I think most women under 40 have horrible judgment in men. The type of douchebaggery they go for changes from 14 to 40, however.


Everyone has terrible taste in everyone.

 
Bot v2.38beta 2008-05-31 09:36:25 PM  
BuckTurgidson

Sorry, it was just the Fark image post coincidence theory at work.

/I am better than you though because mine also had video!
//I'll be ready for you.

 
Impudent Domain 2008-05-31 09:37:24 PM  
null null: Sounds like my ex husband...I hope he's happy with the little whore. He can DIAF for all I care.

ahh don't be bitter babe, find a better guy. They do exist. (yes ones who are not married)

I got two friends in their early forties who are in great shape, got good jobs, and are funny and smart and they can't find any women who are not either farking nuts, or incredibly burned out and cynical, or have like four or five JV kids.

 
karmaceutical 2008-05-31 09:38:41 PM  
32 teeth in a jawbone, alabama trying for none,
Before I have to hit him, I hope hes got the sense to run.
Reason the poor girls love him, promise them everything,
Why they all believe him? he wears a big diamond ring.

 
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