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(Some Guy) Scary Convict says he escaped because his penis was getting rotten in prison   (modernghana.com) divider line 20
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SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:11:23 PM  
Mr Richard Asiedu-Badu, the presiding judge, shared his concerns

Let's guess which continent

 
sonicboris 2008-05-31 07:00:46 PM  
This guy needs to admit that he got a little "lonely" in the joint.

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:18:22 PM  
Who is this other prisoner named "rotten?" What's his side of the story?

/his side

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:37:21 PM  
"Modern" Ghana?

A little bit pregnant.
Military Intelligence.
Jumbo shrimp.

 
AntiNorm [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 10:37:04 PM  
Bad things involving male genitalia happen in prison? You don't say!

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 11:28:00 PM  
SwiftFox: Mr Richard Asiedu-Badu, the presiding judge, shared his concerns

Let's guess which continent


I'd guess incontinence is a bigger problem for the prisoner than his continent.

 
Kenny B [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:34:52 AM  
His penis was getting rotten in prison.....or he was getting rotten penis in prison?

 
ah3133 2008-06-01 04:09:34 AM  
he pleaded guilty with the explanation that conditions in the prisons were so bad that his penis was getting rotten and since he was innocent he could not bear the thought of having to be taken back there.

Oh, you're not enjoying the accommodations? why didn't you say so before? Bailiff ...

( wham )

Get this scumbag out of here.

 
Oakland A's FTW! 2008-06-01 04:18:38 AM  
Defendant: I plead insanity.
Judge : Insanity?
Defendant: Thats right insanity, I'm just craz about that stuff
Judge: Baliff, Whack his pee pee.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2008-06-01 04:59:24 AM  
I suffer from "rotten penis", so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

/Can't shake the damned aphids

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 05:13:20 AM  
Considering it's Ghana, it's certainly possible his penis was getting rotten. So were other parts of his anatomy. In parts of Africa, there are little worms that crawl up into various capillaries and sphincters and nest in your body tissues causing them to swell up, blacken and gangrene, and then drop off your body, which could probably cause fear and disgust in the person suffering from the condition.

I did find some pix, but they're really too nauseating for even me to post. Suffice it to say, if the man's penis really is rotten, perhaps escape is the least he could do.

What part of Ghana is "modern", and how does one tell?

 
TheStaffAce 2008-06-01 07:29:47 AM  
TTIPFWP. DEFTAIA.

/Don't even farking think about it asshole.

 
SinPoker [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 07:57:36 AM  
I've been told by a friend, not a close one mind you, that if you don't "use it" you "lose it". Is this true?

 
Farkazoid 2008-06-01 08:30:42 AM  
Maybe he had Ghana-rhea.

 
No Such Agency 2008-06-01 08:35:29 AM  
dahmers love zombie:
"Modern" Ghana?

A little bit pregnant.
Military Intelligence.
Jumbo shrimp.


^ One of these is not an oxymoron.

As for third-world prison, they are probably worse than we can even imagine. Think big communal cells, overcrowded with people sleeping on the floor, communicable disease running rampant and guards with little or no code of conduct. Sanitation could potentially be "pretty dreadful" to "nonexistent".

 
SharkUW 2008-06-01 10:52:45 AM  
bp0.blogger.com

 
picturescrazy 2008-06-01 12:01:55 PM  
What did the leper say to the hooker?



Keep the tip.

 
AllahAckbar 2008-06-01 12:34:00 PM  
It's like they say: "Use it or lose it"...

/Farkazoid for the win
//though keeping the double R would have been better

 
Prosthetic Anus 2008-06-01 03:34:52 PM  
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j0ndas 2008-06-01 06:46:44 PM  
He sentenced Atta to a three-month jail term.
Atta, a mechanic, robbed two ladies of their mobile phones after he had threatened them with a knife.


Three months in even a nasty prison for mugging two old ladies? My sympathy level is running a bit low. He wasn't being beaten at random intervals. Given, maybe they didn't let him shower for a month or change is clothes, that might cause problems in a moist climate.

 
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