you should give him a chest bump

Tell him he's the manliest man in Manley Hall.

Anything said in standard English is unlikely to be understood. Do you speak alky?

Say something really cryptic.

"The orange octopus sails toward New Zealand."

Why will you get to shake his hand, anyway? I've never seen a commencement speaker do that.

Thanks for ruining our country, asshat!

"As much as a bitter disappointment as you have been, Kerry and Gore would have been much worse"

Thank you, Mr. President.

Give him a big hug and bugs bunny style kiss, and run away laughing like a maniac.

Ol' Hokie: Thank you, Mr. President.

THIS

Stare unblinkingly into his eyes as you kiss his hand.

"Your fly is open."

I can smell your coont.

"Fag."

You're an embarrassment, Mr. President.

LordZorch 2008-05-31 03:30:11 PM "As much as a bitter disappointment as you have been, Kerry and Gore would have been much worse"
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That's not humanly possible.

Or are you saying that just to make him feel better?

/I would be HONORED to meet every president... except Bush.
//I would beat his face in repeatedly. Enough for him just to get a taste of the 100000+ people he's killed. And it'd be worth it.

You're like intelligent design, except infinitely more retarded

Depends on whether you are one of the 23% who still approve of his presidency.

If you approve tell him what an honor it is to meet him

If you don't approve tell him it's an honor it to meet a president of the USA, thereby implying that it's too bad it had to be him.

pull your hand away at the last second and say:

"PSYCH!!!!"

JerseyTim: Say something really cryptic.

"The orange octopus sails toward New Zealand."

Why will you get to shake his hand, anyway? I've never seen a commencement speaker do that.

Hmm....You must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.

$10 says submitter will just say nothing and smile when they shake his hand.

See you at the Hagee

...and unless you've already been prescreened, you won't be getting anywhere near Captain Douche.

Mr. Anon: See you at the Hagee

oops, I mean Hague

jake3988: LordZorch 2008-05-31 03:30:11 PM "As much as a bitter disappointment as you have been, Kerry and Gore would have been much worse"
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That's not humanly possible.

Or are you saying that just to make him feel better?

/I would be HONORED to meet every president... except Bush.
//I would beat his face in repeatedly. Enough for him just to get a taste of the 100000+ people he's killed. And it'd be worth it.

That would be great - the Secret Service snipers would splatter your brains all over W.

Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Just say "I voted for Gore and Kerry".

Say "Thanks" but squeeze his hand really hard.

Dude! Have you read Scott McClellan's book yet?

While I hate his guts, I'd still be honoured to meet him so say something pleasant. I'm sure he has heard it all by now.

Adios, Motherf***er.

Mr. Anon: Mr. Anon: See you at the Hagee

oops, I mean Hague

You were closer the first time.

umm I would be afraid to be that close to him . seriously. They'd put my arse under the jail because I'd probably spit dead in his face.

"Traitor."

What's Jenna like in the sack?

Just give him that handshake-turned-into-hug that rappers do. He'll be so puzzled.

"I'll save a spot for you at the unemployment office next January."

wish him well at his new cushy corporate job.

pick your nose with your shaking hand just before he walks up.

go classic:

"Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"


or even more classic:

"if these men do not die well, it will be a black matter for the king that led them to it"

or most classic of all (and sure to get you roughed up by the secret service:

"Sic semper tyrannis"

Dirka Dirka Mohammed Jihad!

Georgey, you're doin' a heck of a job.

I am arresting you based on the law of "citizens arrest". you are guilty of violating your oath of office and committing treason.

Thanks for doing more to destroy conservatism than St. Reagan ever did! After all, you're daddy almost saved it.

Tell him you plan a career as a prosecuting counsel at the Hague. Let us know if he goes pale.

4000 dead soldiers and counting.

Be respectful as it will reflect on your school. A simple "Thank you Mr. Vice President" will do.

Why didn't we finish in Afghanistan before starting a two front war just like Germany during WWI & WWII?

machoprogrammer: $10 says submitter will just say nothing and smile when they shake his hand.

I got $18 that says we see subby under a pile of Secret Service agents right after someone pops a balloon.

"233 days"