Even if this doesn't go green, I have a feeling that picture will lead to a flurry of "/i'd hit it" comments in next weeks TSG mugshot thread.

/not subby
//I'd hit it, in a year?

I don't know, the tread on that one is already starting to wear down. I mean, she's only 17, and could easily pass for 30. Give it a few years, a couple more STD's, and she'll be a shred of her former self.

That chick is seventeen? Good lord.

I heard kissing drunk boys is also the leading cause of teen pregnancy.

DoblerMeyer: I don't know, the tread on that one is already starting to wear down. I mean, she's only 17, and could easily pass for 30. Give it a few years, a couple more STD's, and she'll be a shred of her former self.

Agreed. She doesn't look 17 in any way shape or form.

Wow. Yeah, that's some hard mileage.

17? x 2, maybe.

Yeah, she looks way old.

Also, she's 17, so her legal limit is not .08. That aside, GODDAMN, does that girl look old and...used.

She needs a makeover.

Alcohol is an STI now?

Liar!

Cougbait?

Photoshop contest: Make this chick look 17.

/fap?

fark madd and the dick prosecutor.

whiskeyinthejar-That chick is seventeen? Good lord.

This

I always assume that people that get featured on Fark read these threads. You know, after searching for their story on 'Google' or whatever.

And then I crack up laughing at what I assume their reaction is to the comments.

*laughing*

Looks like for her, we'll have to translate that 17 into dog years. Somebody needs to paint her a Dorian Grey picture.

Rode hard and put away wet.

Why do you have a fake id?
So I can vote.

I think this chick must have a fake so that she can get a discount at the movies.

17 as in "17 years taking it up the pooper behind a McDonald's dumpster", right?

Wow...
17's old.

Meth. Definitely not worth it.

Come one Guys.

The BAC could of come from all the semen from the drunks boys whose penis's she was kissing.

TO Quote Jay
Silent Bob you one rude motherfarker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

Seriously though, as a long time bar hanger outer. I have noticed these days some seriously young girls looking like 30 year old milfs throwing around like its nothing.

/ 38 andfreshly single, deciding between a 21 year old gymnast, and a 41 year old rn. Both gorgeous, but the 41 year is winning the race. 21 does not have the sex appeal of a grown woman.

Methinks 27 is more likely.

17? forget her picture being publized as "demeaning"....her 40 year old face is what i call demeaning

Her parents must be so proud...

No need to pass the butter.....

This thread needs a real teen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqESUKfxplY

Must be some hard livin' in Nassau County. They look a lot better on the North Shore.

Man, she should hang out with Codoleeza in the KISS Army.

/Ubik is to be a film
//shameless plug, but Phil rules!

There, I fixed it

erm, Condoleeza too

find the myspace! ROFL!

The Sun.


It makes you look old, biatches.

Those must've been 17 HARD YEARS. WOW.

Those damn Italian princesses. When will they ever learn.

theflatline: 38 andfreshly single, deciding between a 21 year old gymnast, and a 41 year old rn. Both gorgeous, but the 41 year is winning the race. 21 does not have the sex appeal of a grown woman.

Were you home schooled?

I echo the comments of others finding it hard to believe she's 17-- she could easily pass for twice that age.

Looks like she has a rough life ahead.

Since when are they allowed to publish a 17-year-old's mugshot?
It's okay if she looks 40 and beaten up?

Probably looks that way from crying to police for a few hours.

I can totally belive that she got drunk from kissing the kid. I mean he had to have some pretty thick beer goggles to be kissing her in the first place. DO NOT WANT!!!

theflatline: Come one Guys.

The BAC could of come from all the semen from the drunks boys whose penis's she was kissing.

TO Quote Jay
Silent Bob you one rude motherfarker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

Seriously though, as a long time bar hanger outer. I have noticed these days some seriously young girls looking like 30 year old milfs throwing around like its nothing.

/ 38 andfreshly single, deciding between a 21 year old gymnast, and a 41 year old rn. Both gorgeous, but the 41 year is winning the race. 21 does not have the sex appeal of a grown woman.

God bless you, my child.

mama's_tasty_foods: I echo the comments of others finding it hard to believe she's 17-- she could easily pass for twice that age.

Looks like she has a rough life ahead.

At least it will probably be short...

MIguy

Actually I have pretty good education that spans two continents, but working on several projects at once across 4 monitors, and juggling a beer while typing on Fark, I put the least amount of importance on what I am posting.

You must have something better to do on Saturday than be a grammar nazi on fark.

Nice try. Kissing can't get you drunk. It might get you herpes, but not drunk.

Jesus christ. That chick is rough. Sadly....i "dated" a chicka like that in high school. She may have been 17, looked 30 but f!@#ed like a rockstar.

Shes 17? Wowzer!

theflatline: MIguy

Actually I have pretty good education that spans two continents, but working on several projects at once across 4 monitors, and juggling a beer while typing on Fark, I put the least amount of importance on what I am posting.

You must have something better to do on Saturday than be a grammar nazi on fark.

You forgot to mention you also test out military jets for fun ;)

She's 17? More like in her 30s.

At least she probably wouldn't get carded in a restaurant, if she work appropriate clothing.