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(Philly) Strange "A vibrator, purple anal beads, a bottle of "pleasure-enhancing lubricant," a videotape titled "Big Bad Biker Biatches" and a mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it." Not news, but a hell of a party   (philly.com) divider line 92
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NightOwl2255 2008-05-31 04:47:33 PM  
She likes the anal beads.
media.philly.com

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-05-31 05:29:13 PM  
Who wants to have sex on amphetamines, honestly? And I'll bet the "mysterious" device was just a bullet vibratorLink (new window)

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 05:33:03 PM  
Add male escorts into the mix and it's a GOP convention.

 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 07:09:28 PM  
Wow, an incredibly good headline for a awful freakin' story. Do NOT RTFA, just walk away...just walk away...

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:07:40 PM  
submitter: "A vibrator, purple anal beads, a bottle of "pleasure-enhancing lubricant," a videotape titled "Big Bad Biker Biatches" and a mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it."

The Aristocrats!

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:38:11 PM  
Spitzer, is that you again?

 
stpauler 2008-05-31 09:07:01 PM  
Chips, Dips, Chains, Whips. Not candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything....

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:50:44 PM  
The context ad after the story:

img525.imageshack.us

 
Ganymede_Elegy 2008-05-31 11:40:21 PM  
There are a whole lot of quotation marks in that headline.

 
Atharaenea 2008-05-31 11:41:22 PM  
So, she's a sex addict because she has a few sex toys and a porno vid? WTF!

 
lollygaggers! 2008-05-31 11:42:25 PM  
Pleasure enhancing lube?? WTF is that?

 
Yakk 2008-05-31 11:42:58 PM  
Ennuipoet
Wow, an incredibly good headline for a awful freakin' story. Do NOT RTFA, just walk away...just walk away...

Lot of freaking good that does me now! I clicked on the story first.

/yuck

 
Hal Jalykakik [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-31 11:42:58 PM  
steelturman.typepad.com
"Name five things found in Larry Craig's ass"

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-05-31 11:43:04 PM  
Atharaenea: So, she's a sex addict because she has a few sex toys and a porno vid? WTF!

Based on that, I am a MAJOR sex addict.

/and attention whore

 
JakeElwood 2008-05-31 11:44:14 PM  
mysterious sex device?

i38.photobucket.com
Thanks, I'll give it a whirl!

 
Atharaenea 2008-05-31 11:44:35 PM  
lollygaggers!: Pleasure enhancing lube?? WTF is that?

It's probably KY Warming Sensation or some boring crap like that. Bunch of prudes in this story... she's got a vibrator, anal beads (PURPLE GASP!), a porno, and something that may or may not be another sex toy, and they're trying to peg her as a "sex addict."

If a woman enjoys sex enough to have toys, she's an addict!!

 
MrGronk 2008-05-31 11:45:20 PM  
Purple anal beads?
That's just sick.

 
nunia 2008-05-31 11:47:51 PM  
i7.photobucket.com

 
ironic_followup 2008-05-31 11:48:23 PM  
Samsaran: A vibrator, purple anal beads, a bottle of "pleasure-enhancing lubricant," a videotape titled "Big Bad Biker Biatches" and a mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it."


Okay Alex ... I'll take this one:

The Answer is ... what do you find under a Farkers bed?


I'm sorry, but the correct a answer is "Wednesday".

 
asdfbeau 2008-05-31 11:49:00 PM  
or as I like to call it, "saturday night"


...it had to be done.

 
ironic_followup 2008-05-31 11:49:08 PM  
or, since I failed miserably before:

the correct question is "what is wednesday".

 
Superjoe 2008-05-31 11:50:02 PM  
I'm pretty sure being forced to examine your mom's sex toy collection is against the Geneva conventions.

 
Dangl1ng 2008-05-31 11:50:18 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Who wants to have sex on amphetamines, honestly? And I'll bet the "mysterious" device was just a bullet

Methamphetamines So yeah, I'll just guess and say that you don't know anything about drugs.

Methheads. Bad farkin crap. I hate the tweakers.

 
ironic_followup 2008-05-31 11:50:46 PM  
Superjoe: I'm pretty sure being forced to examine your mom's sex toy collection is against the Geneva conventions.

it's against YOUR MOM's conventions.

/snicker

 
lollygaggers! 2008-05-31 11:51:01 PM  
A vibrator, purple anal beads, a bottle of "pleasure-enhancing lubricant," a videotape titled "Big Bad Biker Biatches" and a mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it."

Amateurs.

 
Drongo3 [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 11:52:05 PM  
She could have saved some money and just bought The Rabbit.

 
Polyhazard 2008-05-31 11:52:52 PM  
I'm trying to figure out why making the mother out to be a sex addict helps the prosecution's case against the accused.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-05-31 11:53:48 PM  
Tweakers suck.

Sex on tweak? Fun.

 
saomai 2008-05-31 11:54:55 PM  
Sorry, but that's hardly a collection of sex toys. I suppose Gimseng bought me plenty during his bribes to get me back in bed over & over again. One he picked out on his own (several he picked out on his own - not happy) had to get repaired by him on numerous ocassions it was a rabbit style vibrator - WONDERFUL. Super large glittery suction style thingy, dual bullet, beads, hard & miserable g-spot finder, cheap rubbery vibe g-spot tickler, clitoris pump/vibe, medium blue vib with ridges, metal vibator with assorted sleeves and some device he was working on out of his carpentry mind that would vibrate & pump all at the same time.

LOL - he only let me bring home part of the collection - so sad!!

 
AquariumFish 2008-05-31 11:55:48 PM  
lollygaggers!: A vibrator, purple anal beads, a bottle of "pleasure-enhancing lubricant," a videotape titled "Big Bad Biker Biatches" and a mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it."

Amateurs.


This.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:01:15 AM  
Well, I swear I don't know where those came from!.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:03:23 AM  
LOL,nunia!! You know the drill, keyboard, owe one yadda yadda...

Anyhoo...I like how he confessed to killing her, but oh noes!!! He didn't rape her!

Yeah, I know, I presume if he did both, that would kinda aggravate the death penalty process a little, wouldn't it(I did word that correctly, right)?

/Give 'im the chair regardless...
//Cattie? With a name like that, you bet your sweet ass she's a sex addict! RAWR!!!

 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme 2008-06-01 12:04:37 AM  
lollygaggers!:
Pleasure enhancing lube?? WTF is that?


ecx.images-amazon.com

 
suziequzie 2008-06-01 12:04:54 AM  
Polyhazard: I'm trying to figure out why making the mother out to be a sex addict helps the prosecution's case against the accused.

Yeah, the article doesn't say *she's* on trial for murder, only her boyfriend is.

 
Yume no Hikari 2008-06-01 12:06:35 AM  
suziequzie: Polyhazard: I'm trying to figure out why making the mother out to be a sex addict helps the prosecution's case against the accused.

Yeah, the article doesn't say *she's* on trial for murder, only her boyfriend is.


Actually it was the defense trying to kill her credibility. Still doesn't make a great whack of sense.

 
SixCats 2008-06-01 12:07:39 AM  
" and a mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it."

Should have gotten the diesel type for industrial strenght.
Pump, Pump, Pump, pump.

For some reason this reminds me of an artical I read years ago about some guy that hooked up a modle train trasnsformer to a beef heat and stuck his pecker into it. The reason being to make it beat and jerk him off. Needless to say he was found dead by electrocution. I always wondered what his Fark name was.

 
Queuebert 2008-06-01 12:07:53 AM  
i298.photobucket.com
VAGINA

 
Braindeath 2008-06-01 12:08:10 AM  
mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it."

Show me a picture of it and I'll tell you what it is and so will everyone else on here.

What the fark does his girlfriend having porn and sex toys have to do with this dude strangling her daughter - how does that damage her credibility? He admitted it. Is it now okay to kill someone's kid if the parent is a ho?

whip = device. Devo wants a word with you, Egan.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:10:04 AM  
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: lollygaggers!:
Pleasure enhancing lube?? WTF is that?
Pic of 10W-30


Naw, Baby...MY kinda lube would be THIS!!!

www.manekineko.us

Of course, I'm kind of a sick pup...so there ya go...

 
D'Annunzio 2008-06-01 12:11:12 AM  
... bottle of old harper, couple of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas- Nah make it two--


I don't know what's being planned, but count me out.

 
saomai 2008-06-01 12:12:27 AM  
img47.imageshack.us

 
Drunk Astronaut 2008-06-01 12:13:08 AM  
Sounds like she was into electrosex.

Shocking.

 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme 2008-06-01 12:15:24 AM  
mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it

So that's where the Delton 15000SDS cordless dildo rotary hammer drill went. She would need tons of lube for that.

/What?

 
Ringtailed79 2008-06-01 12:17:49 AM  
What is the RNC?

 
whyerhead [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:20:30 AM  

 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme 2008-06-01 12:22:48 AM  
whyerhead:

Lucky for me I had my beer goggles on.

 
whyerhead [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:24:32 AM  
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: whyerhead:

Lucky for me I had my beer goggles on.


So she looks like a queen, eh? :-)

 
mephisto6 2008-06-01 12:25:20 AM  
"A vibrator, purple anal beads, a bottle of "pleasure-enhancing lubricant," a videotape titled "Big Bad Biker Biatches" and a mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it"

...and this lamp. That's all i need!

/& this chair

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-06-01 12:27:04 AM  
submitter: and a mysterious sex device with wires coming out of it." Not news, but a hell of a party

Thats where I left my TENS unit. I wondered where the hell that thing was.

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-06-01 12:27:47 AM  
Drunk Astronaut: Sounds like she was into electrosex.

Shocking.


Beware the violet wand.

/Well, be aware of it at least. Its not to be feared. ~insert evil grin here~

 
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