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(SeattlePI) Dumbass From the facepalm files: Criminal geniuses steal vending machine from liquor store, leave dolly tracks all the way to their front yard where they left it in plain view   (seattlepi.nwsource.com) divider line 21
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Get Lost 2008-05-31 08:39:25 PM  
Well jail does have free health care and 3 meals a day.

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:42:14 PM  
I cant blame them for expecting a lower level of detective work

 
the_good_senator 2008-05-31 08:44:29 PM  
They have liquor vending machines now?

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:45:30 PM  
Some people will do anything for a Klondike bar.

 
WhotheWhatNow 2008-05-31 08:45:37 PM  
now if it were an RC Cola machine, OK...but Pepsi?

 
lucasorvis 2008-05-31 08:45:59 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.

 
gwydion56 2008-05-31 08:46:03 PM  
Get Lost
Well jail does have free health care and 3 meals a day.

It also lacks a wife to biatch at you.

/What? In jail I have to be the biatch?

 
Airtransrecon 2008-05-31 08:51:15 PM  
FAIL

 
buntz 2008-05-31 08:53:27 PM  
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dangelder 2008-05-31 08:58:08 PM  
buntz, that would make a great...something...somewhere

 
Fluid 2008-05-31 09:00:14 PM  
I predict a lot of "you're doing it wrong" pictures in this thread.

 
vrax 2008-05-31 09:11:33 PM  
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Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:20:37 PM  
Sometimes I think there should be an IQ test to become a criminal. Wingnuts like this need to go straight from high school to prison, and free up the courts and police for bad guys who can put some time and effort into their crimes.

 
thebigtymer 2008-05-31 09:35:33 PM  
Animated Facepalm:

i245.photobucket.com

/the fail makes her crabby

 
nautimike 2008-05-31 10:54:59 PM  
Did anyone notice the Miley pic to the right? Lotsa NSFW photoshop potential...

 
YoungSwedishBlonde 2008-05-31 11:40:17 PM  
Who robs a VENDING MACHINE from a liquor store?

 
Richard Saunders 2008-05-31 11:40:57 PM  
FTFA - "About 1,800 residents live in Hughes, about 30 miles southwest of Memphis, Tenn."

...and this tidbit of information is important/relevant because... (?)

 
Grimmey 2008-05-31 11:54:20 PM  
If these aren't the stupidest criminals ever, who is stupider? I'm sure there is somebody somewhere, and that FARKers will know who they are.

 
Grimmey 2008-06-01 12:00:35 AM  
Richard Saunders 2008-05-31 11:40:57 PM
FTFA - "About 1,800 residents live in Hughes, about 30 miles southwest of Memphis, Tenn."

...and this tidbit of information is important/relevant because... (?)

To properly orient the reader to where the dumbest of the dumb live.

 
Nentuaby 2008-06-01 02:36:35 AM  
Richard Saunders: FTFA - "About 1,800 residents live in Hughes, about 30 miles southwest of Memphis, Tenn."

...and this tidbit of information is important/relevant because... (?)

Because giving the size of a town and placing it relative to a known landmark gives an astute reader a demographic context in which to analyze the story.

/Thanks for asking

 
Travis_Bickle 2008-06-01 02:28:40 PM  
Grimmey: If these aren't the stupidest criminals ever, who is stupider? I'm sure there is somebody somewhere, and that FARKers will know who they are.

jam.canoe.ca

 
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