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(Local6) Florida 58-year-old transvestite grabs 73-year-old woman's boobies in church. With mugshot goodness   (local6.com) divider line 48
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atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 10:39:42 AM  
Now we know what Phil Spector's been doing with his spare time.

 
TheBigJerk 2008-05-31 06:03:19 PM  
Geriatric fetish?

 
RancidOne 2008-05-31 06:04:56 PM  
That state is just too weird.

 
Parasitic_Spin [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:05:44 PM  
I am frequently amazed by just how weird the world can be.

 
ChuableVicodin 2008-05-31 06:06:32 PM  
Mom? ...I mean, Dad?

 
fatassbastard [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:08:11 PM  
I feel damn sorry for these poor saps who are inextricably trapped in warped minds. Not that my mind is perfect, but... well I expect you know what I mean.

Poor farkers.

 
skinink 2008-05-31 06:08:14 PM  

"According to Ocala police, Forbes placed his hand on the woman's breast and squeezed it three times during choir practice at First United Methodist Church."


The first two times was to prime the pump?


And the guy looks less like an old transvestite, than an old Joe Elliot.


/You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little tease a little more ...


i.realone.com

 
GonzoNihilist 2008-05-31 06:10:01 PM  
Ooooo Link (new window)

/not rick roll'd

 
Zulgaines 2008-05-31 06:12:00 PM  
... lol wut

 
Goodfella 2008-05-31 06:12:17 PM  
Lazlo?

 
Firemarshalbill 2008-05-31 06:14:47 PM  
tbn0.google.com

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:15:28 PM  
i221.photobucket.com
twice in one hour

 
lzrtech 2008-05-31 06:17:55 PM  
Oh My GOD!!!!! My eyes....I....am.......blind.......why lord?

 
FloydA [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:20:40 PM  
i105.photobucket.com

 
BlorfMaster 2008-05-31 06:21:44 PM  
static.flickr.com

 
cousndick 2008-05-31 06:22:16 PM  
Might as well get this out of the way

i264.photobucket.com

 
ChuckyV [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:24:35 PM  
www.local6.com

Graham Chapman?

/I don't like Spam!

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:25:06 PM  
Damn...and I thought I was doing good drugs

 
Denial_of_Death 2008-05-31 06:25:11 PM  
Awesome choice, BlorfMaster!

/if "lewd and lascivious molestation of an elderly person" is wrong then I don't wanna be right

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:26:06 PM  
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/Creeped completely out
//Hottie linked, btw
///Still creeped out

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:27:55 PM  
Disgusting.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:28:46 PM  
I'll be in my masturbatorium.

 
dude3129 2008-05-31 06:28:59 PM  
And some poor public defender is going to have to represent this person in court.

 
I_AM_M 2008-05-31 06:30:35 PM  
This would make a great made for TV movie.

 
Farkin'round 2008-05-31 06:31:03 PM  
Really:

theducks.org

 
Dull Cow Eyes 2008-05-31 06:35:21 PM  
This is Caturday, not Tranurday.

/when is Tranurday?
//never I hope
//opening day of Transformers 2?

 
CowboyUpCowgirlDown 2008-05-31 06:40:50 PM  
As usual, the male lesbians are the targets of hatred and selective prosecution. Maybe he thought they were both on the same team, so he decided a "bra check" was in order.

Get off my chenille sofa!

 
wanago bob 2008-05-31 06:49:54 PM  
It that what happened to the tranny killer from "Silence of the Lambs"

 
QuixoticAccordionist 2008-05-31 06:51:20 PM  
TheBigJerk: Geriatric fetish?

And so was born the Geribear, Pedobear's arch rival.

/A picture of the transvestite coping the feel in the church will most likely end up on Florida travel brochures everywhere.

 
libbyshome 2008-05-31 06:59:09 PM  
Robin Forbes, 58, faces one count of lewd and lascivious molestation of an elderly person.


Why the distinction?
I'd be interested to know.

 
exatron 2008-05-31 07:02:57 PM  
RancidOne: That state is just too weird.

Or not weird enough. I forget how it works with rednecksFlorida.

 
Gawdzila 2008-05-31 07:10:33 PM  
images.jupiterimages.com

 
SharkTrager 2008-05-31 07:19:51 PM  
I didn't have to look beyond the title to realize there is no way there is any "photo goodness" involved with this story.

 
awutwut 2008-05-31 07:30:48 PM  
She was asking for it the way she was dressed...

 
Ringtailed79 2008-05-31 07:32:40 PM  
i270.photobucket.com

 
KarmicDisaster 2008-05-31 07:36:37 PM  
You won't think that you could have a bad thread about boobies, but you'd be wrong.

 
Rockdrummer 2008-05-31 07:53:44 PM  
If he was grabbing their boobies, wouldn't he be groping around the knee area?

70 yrs old, just sayin'...

 
ciocia [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 08:32:20 PM  
Rockdrummer: If he was grabbing their boobies, wouldn't he be groping around the knee area?

70 yrs old, just sayin'...

At the rate I'm going, when I'm 70, he'll have to be sweeping the floor for mine.

//not a happy thought.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-05-31 09:16:33 PM  
Hey guess what? Transvestite trifecta is in play now for today. Now all what subby needs is another transvestite story posted on Fark.com and the trifecta will be complete.

 
berylman 2008-05-31 09:35:49 PM  
QuixoticAccordionist:And so was born the Geribear, Pedobear's arch rival.

Awesome, lol

 
phunkey_monkey 2008-05-31 10:12:07 PM  
I wonder when he figured out he was a lesbian trapped in a male body.

/gives his eyes a healthy dose of eye bleach

 
Scruffinator 2008-05-31 10:31:17 PM  
libbyshome: Robin Forbes, 58, faces one count of lewd and lascivious molestation of an elderly person.


Why the distinction?
I'd be interested to know.

I'm curious about this too. Is it more of an offense or less? If I went and groped a 25 year old and an 75 year old, I'd bet they'd both be about equally as pissed.

/for the groping of 25 year old, you receive 10 months probation
//for the groping of 75 year old, life in prison
///what?

 
Melquiades [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 10:37:53 PM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us normal transvestites a bad name.

 
phasev 2008-05-31 11:32:01 PM  
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

 
Third Day Mark 2008-05-31 11:32:39 PM  
Yeah... I've got nothing.

Ocala is home sweet home. Born, raised, and currently live here. There are some genuine weirdos here.

 
saomai 2008-06-01 12:02:54 AM  
I'm sure these women were screaming Jesus save us when they turned & got a look at his face.

 
Gridlock 2008-06-01 01:57:27 AM  
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Honk Honk!

 
DragonSpork 2008-06-01 03:05:45 PM  
Florida tag put to good use.
/never going to live in florida

 
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