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(Some Girl) Spiffy Principal promises to dress like a cow and jump out of plane if students meet fundraising goal. They do. He does   (citizensvoice.com) divider line 39
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cambie [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 04:23:51 PM  
It's definitely not news. It must be fark.

 
AntiNorm [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 04:36:27 PM  
TFA: They had promised to send one teacher for every $600 earned

Tandem skydives normally cost $200+, so this would eat into the fundraising pretty quickly, unless the DZ donated the jumps.

 
Atheist_Republican [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 05:19:46 PM  
"First time I had peace and quiet all day," he said.

This made me seriously LOL.

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 05:28:04 PM  
AntiNorm: TFA: They had promised to send one teacher for every $600 earned

Tandem skydives normally cost $200+, so this would eat into the fundraising pretty quickly, unless the DZ donated the jumps.


I assumed that the teachers paid for their jumps.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 06:51:39 PM  
I would imagine the skydiving trip was donated, the massive positive publicity is pretty obvious.

On another note, I never had a principal that cool when I was in school.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:36:54 PM  
The principal must've been in a fraternity.

 
lordargent 2008-05-31 09:38:23 PM  
I think this headline is missing a "moooooooo"

 
marius2 2008-05-31 09:38:54 PM  
my principal, a late 60 year old skinny lady, in intermediate school did 'cool' stuff when we raised money. Like rolled forward around the school on mats, and sat in the basketball hoop and read stories to us. Back then that was pretty cool, but seeing what kids get these days, I am feeling quite ripped off.

But I guess kids have to put up with much stricter principals these days.

 
AntiNorm [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:39:14 PM  
AntiNorm: Tandem skydives normally cost $200+, so this would eat into the fundraising pretty quickly, unless the DZ donated the jumps.


Not to mention video, which (if they get it) is $70-$80 more.

/video of a formation jump i was on last weekend: link, pops. i'm in the yellow helmet

 
grilled_onions 2008-05-31 09:41:17 PM  
TTIWWP?

 
LordJiro 2008-05-31 09:43:28 PM  
lordargent: I think this headline is missing a "moooooooo"

Or rather a MOOOOOOooooooooo...

 
GonzoNihilist 2008-05-31 09:43:59 PM  
Close call subby. I would have went with the cool tag. Never-the-less, always nice to see a 'feelgood' story on fark.

/wonders how fark can spin this into something negative.

 
zenarche 2008-05-31 09:46:51 PM  
AntiNorm

Ah, that's awesome. I'm jealous; that's something I've always wanted to do but will probably never get the chance.

How do you guys control you fall in the air to make the formations? And how do you know when you are far away enough from each other to release your parachutes?

 
saxofone 2008-05-31 09:47:29 PM  
That is the way a school should be run. I've worked at too many places where the teachers are more like bean counters and the principal is basically unknown to the students.

I've never been a school administrator, but from as far as I can tell, the principal's job is to raise funds and maintain the survival of the school while the vice-principal's job is to look after the student population. I've always thought that those two roles should be reversed, so that the inspiration (the REAL job of a teacher, especially for junior-high kids) came from the top.

Well done, sir.

/moo

 
AntiNorm [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:50:13 PM  
zenarche: How do you guys control you fall in the air to make the formations?

It's part of the training you get as a student skydiver. It takes practice, sure, but it's not terribly difficult.

zenarche: And how do you know when you are far away enough from each other to release your parachutes?

The group decides on a "break-off" altitude before the jump (typically 4000 or so). When you hit that altitude, you turn 180 degrees away from the formation, "track" away for a few seconds, and then pull.

 
jbernie 2008-05-31 09:50:22 PM  
TFA mentions that one of the teachers works at the Sky Diving place, probably free or at a good discount.

Can be the best advertising ever but I am not jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft.

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 09:52:34 PM  
Subby here.
The "jumps" were donated, so all the money collected went to charity.

 
RoboreR 2008-05-31 09:53:07 PM  
Hero tag playing hooky.

 
Fark This! 2008-05-31 10:00:10 PM  
Wow. Just plain wow.

 
trfnumberone 2008-05-31 10:01:36 PM  
this story is way too late,, i did this back in 2001 when i was in Japan, and did it myself sure it cost me nothing but I did it in Townsville, AUS when we reach over one thousand request for breast cancer day,, it was fun,,, after way t many of my peeps ask me "why could i join?"

 
Dinjiin [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-31 10:02:59 PM  
No cow outfit is complete unless it is a Cowthulhu costume.

i4.photobucket.com

 
FarkOffAndEatShirts 2008-05-31 10:07:40 PM  
Very, very cool

 
littlemissinformation 2008-05-31 10:14:23 PM  
I'd be more impressed if the principal did it for meeting academic goals rather than fund raising goals.

Impressed enough to read the article.

 
Scruffinator 2008-05-31 10:21:06 PM  
There needs to be a lot more administrators like this man. Hell, screw that, IMHO this guy should be first in line for mass cloning!

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 11:04:52 PM  
Okay, *that's* seriously boss.

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-05-31 11:08:31 PM  
Ah, I love the headlines that give the whole story. It keeps me from having to move my mouse all the way over and clicking the link.

 
AllahAckbar 2008-05-31 11:17:22 PM  
If they looked closely, the crowd could see the udders of Principal Brian Baddick's cow suit

No one's mentioned the name yet?

/and the "that wasn't an udder" joke practically tells itself

 
Flragnararch 2008-05-31 11:17:38 PM  
Article is useless without pics...

 
PatGund 2008-05-31 11:27:05 PM  
Article is useless without pictures.

And he's lucky the chute worked. Or else he'd be ground beef

 
JakeElwood 2008-05-31 11:45:58 PM  
Article is useless without photos.

 
specialkae 2008-05-31 11:48:24 PM  
Chock full of awesome! Can I go to skool there? Oh, wait, too old.

/real cool to do, go principal and teachers in on the stunt, you all rawk!

 
specialkae 2008-05-31 11:54:03 PM  
full of teh awesome this thread is. Dinjiin now I must wander off to yonder game store and pick up an expansion pack...

 
Meisaims 2008-05-31 11:55:41 PM  
img.photobucket.com

On the scene.

 
Epiphany 2008-06-01 12:00:13 AM  


trfnumberone

nothing that you said made any sense at all

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-06-01 12:05:04 AM  
Epiphany He's trying to tell us he has "mad cow" disease.

 
bnanahamk 2008-06-01 12:17:52 AM  
Principals like this are pure gold. Our elementary principal told the kids if they read 100,000 minutes he would live on the school roof for 3 days. They did. He did. Bathroom breaks only. He was the best principal my kids ever had.

 
3ntropy 2008-06-01 02:11:31 AM  
stupid teachers and principals wasting kids's hard earned money and setting a dangerous example. they should all be fired.

 
phrawgh 2008-06-01 02:41:54 AM  
This story mooved me to new heights but I wwas left low.

 
Violet Son 2008-06-01 12:06:50 PM  
My elementary school principle promised to dress up like superman and spend the whole day on the school roof. He did, too. It was springtime and he had a lawnchair and a stack of magazines, so it probably was a better day for him than for us, but we still got a kick out of it.

 
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