As I was reading that, I was thinking how ridiculous is it was.
Then I saw this:

private Catholic college

Then it all made sense.

I went to a small private college too. Our college dean tired to pull the same stunt on us at an off campus party we held. the police actually helped us keep him off the property. He was so pissed, but there was not a damned thing he could do about it. It was a private function, and he had absolutely no authority being there without an invite.

Those kids may be seniors, but they are amateurs at throwing parties.

So, do you think that Glen introduces himself as "Assistant Dean of Students"?

so what the hell was the name of the party in january?

FTFA: "Butterworth said his intent is not necessarily to shut down parties: "I understand. I want to shake a leg, as well," he said. "I am just hoping they will be responsible.""

Man I be this guy can really get jiggy with it.

MorningBreath

the police actually helped us keep him off the property. He was so pissed, but there was not a damned thing he could do about it

Heh, that was my first thought. Throw the party, and when douchebag shows up, call the cops, who will proceed to drag his sorry ass away.

That would be an instant hit on YouTube.

Butterworth:

"Someone has to put their foot down, and that foot is me."

/doooooooosh

People have to realize though that if you advertise for a party that will most likely have underage drinking on it that EVERYONE can see it. It always surprises me when people put stuff on facebook for everyone to see and then get pissed off when the people they didn't want to see it, finds it.

However, it is retarded to shut down a college party and give the excuse that it violates some "gender bias" rule. Half of the reason college is there is for kids to party and enjoy themselves. Then again it is a private Catholic school, so who is really surprised?

Jeez, that's farked up.

/and also why you should go to private Presbyterian college like me
//get in before the bar closes

Women were to wear Victoria's Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up - "popped" - collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops. The event was dubbed the "Douchebag" party.

Where's a good tactical clusterbomb strike when you need one

Hehehehehehe

"Butterworth, 37, has set up his own page on Facebook, a necessary step to view student posts."


...sucker... anyone found him yet?

"I'm not sure that everyone at this party would have understood it was a spoof or understood the context," he said.

Sounds like you did a pretty lousy job edjumacating them, padre.

I guess Douchebag is an official gender now at Seattle University.

Completely unsurprising.

Dino Rossi graduated there, Washingtonians. Just an FYI.

But nerd, goth or white trash parties are ok, right?

/ white trash parties are fun

Airtransrecon: Hehehehehehe

"Butterworth, 37, has set up his own page on Facebook, a necessary step to view student posts."


...sucker... anyone found him yet?

I did, but he's not accepting friend requests. What a douche.

Megain: so what the hell was the name of the party in january?

Pussy Party.

For teh kitty cats, see?

He's an enema of the people!

Megain: so what the hell was the name of the party in january?

I'm gonna go with coont hoont

Women were to wear Victoria's Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up - "popped" - collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops.

I'd rather party with mimes than these people.

Calmamity: Megain: so what the hell was the name of the party in january?

Pussy Party.

For teh kitty cats, see?

huh. i'll buy that

Dude seriously WTF: Megain: so what the hell was the name of the party in january?

I'm gonna go with coont hoont

though i prefer that. lol

Calmamity: teh

Unintentional LOLspeak. 5 yards. Repeat first down.

It suddenly dawned on me that theres no hard-core pro-Catholic fark defense team, rushing to the thread to defend these actions.

I'm confused. How is this "gender bias"?

I thought the Jesuits were more cool than this. I meet a couple Jesuits on the Patras to Brindisi ferry, we drank alot of vodka and talked football.

Douche: "Our education doesn't really stop when students leave the classroom," Butterworth said. "In some ways, it begins there."

Good God, who the hell actually goes around talking like this?

Sgt. Pepper: Douche: "Our education doesn't really stop when students leave the classroom," Butterworth said. "In some ways, it begins there."

Good God, who the hell actually goes around talking like this?

Douchebags, thats who.

MorningBreath: I went to a small private college too. Our college dean tired to pull the same stunt on us at an off campus party we held. the police actually helped us keep him off the property. He was so pissed, but there was not a damned thing he could do about it. It was a private function, and he had absolutely no authority being there without an invite.

Those kids may be seniors, but they are amateurs at throwing parties.

if a school administrator had showed up at my place to tell me to cancel a party i was planning, i think i'd be more inclined to politely tell him to shove it than cancel

Generation_D: Dino Rossi graduated there,

A very good example of a douchebag

DO NOT FORGET SPIKY HAIR

this thread is obviously useless without pics. So, from the hallowed halls of hotchickswithdouchebags.com, I bring you,

Assistant to the Dean of Students

So....tell me again how college is supposed to be a bastion of personal freedom and expression?

I can't wait for corporations to start pulling this crap on rank and file cube dwellers.

Tacoby Bellisbury: Women were to wear Victoria's Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up - "popped" - collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops. The event was dubbed the "Douchebag" party.

Where's a good tactical clusterbomb strike when you need one

We had something similar to this in college. The whole point is the make fun of the type of people in thalidomide new and improved's pictures. It was all tongue and cheek and actually pretty funny. Especially when some real life douchebags showed up and didn't understand 60 other people were mocking them. Good times.

Weaver95: So....tell me again how college is supposed to be a bastion of personal freedom and expression?

I can't wait for corporations to start pulling this crap on rank and file cube dwellers.

It is possible under the Patriot Act. You really should have listened better before voting

Welcome to the Academy, the birthplace of thoughtcrime.

Party Boy: It suddenly dawned on me that theres no hard-core pro-Catholic fark defense team, rushing to the thread to defend these actions.

DE-FENSE! DE-FENSE! DE-FENSE!

/oh wait, this isn't the Hockey thread, nevermind.

FTA:"Women were to wear Victoria's Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up - "popped" - collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops. The event was dubbed the "Douchebag" party."

We did this ironically in grad school, called it a "college" party.

/FYI There were an extra ton of dbags and extra few attractive women among the undergrad classes at Michigan.

Good, fark the masses of popped collar morans and prissy sorritutes.

Butterworth, who heads Seattle University's judicial system as an assistant to the dean of students

h to the 'ojo: Weaver95: So....tell me again how college is supposed to be a bastion of personal freedom and expression?

I can't wait for corporations to start pulling this crap on rank and file cube dwellers.

It is possible under the Patriot Act. You really should have listened better before voting

some corporations have already started enforcing the 'no smoking' rule on their employees even when they're not on company time. And the courts seem to be upholding their 'right' to do so.

Wouldn't be much of a step to force employees to make major changes to their lifestyles. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. Attend church, become a vegitarian, use solar power, ect ect. We've opened the door to that sort of thing. Don't like it, fine - get another job. Oh, can't find a good job? well gee, that's too bad. Guess you'd better suck it up and do what the corporation says you do. But hey - technically you're still free, right? So I guess that's the important part.

thalidomide new and improved: DO NOT FORGET SPIKY HAIR

this thread is obviously useless without pics. So, from the hallowed halls of hotchickswithdouchebags.com, I bring you,

You forgot the most important one!

I fear he weeps, for he knows it to be true...

"Give me a Sandwich and a Douchebag, and there is nothing I cannot do."

I would be all for the students except for the fact that they attend a Private Catholic College.

If they want to party like a bunch of State Run University students, they should have attended college elsewhere. Otherwise, live by the code and remember WWJD?

If the studends were smart they'd throw him off of private property, and have him jailed if he didn't leave. If he came back repeatedly, it wouldn't be hard to have him jailed for harassment, and stalking.

Can anyone explain why this is listed in "Politics"?

DrBenway: Can anyone explain why this is listed in "Politics"?

Maybe the mods expected a religious flamewar?

phaedrusiszen
As I was reading that, I was thinking how ridiculous is it was.
Then I saw this:

private Catholic college

Then it all made sense.


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Clearly, you've never been to a catholic wedding.

First, they came for the douchebags...