The members of Kaiser Chiefs say they're bigger than Oasis who say they're bigger than the Beatles who say they're bigger than Jesus that lived in the house The Sun built.

Show me the money.

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Yeah... well saying you're bigger than Jesus... or the Beatles is blasphemy. But saying you're bigger than Oasis?

I think, right now, I'm bigger than Oasis. It's like saying, "my penis is bigger than a lightswitch." Yeah, you and everyone else.

nobody in America cares- in fact does anyone care but those mentioned in the article. its music people, to animals it sounds all the same.

With all due respect to that band I've never heard of, probably for good reason, what the hell happened to that Spice Girl?

Tea and Crumpets?

down4afall: Yeah... well saying you're bigger than Jesus... or the Beatles is blasphemy. But saying you're bigger than Oasis?

I think, right now, I'm bigger than Oasis. It's like saying, "my penis is bigger than a lightswitch." Yeah, you and everyone else.

It's supposed to be bigger than a lightswitch?

Meh, they aren't that great of a band, but they're not horrible.

They get one song on Guitar Hero and it goes straight to their heads...

I predict the riot then Oasis fans, Beatles fans and Jesus fans hear about this

These are soccer teams we're talking here, right?

Oh my god, I can't believe this.

Who cares? The Brit-rock scene has been boring since Blur and Oasis stopped talking shiat in the papers. Fark this new crap.

That's great, but who are the Chefs?

Great googly moogly.

Not going anywhere for a while?

America worships their pop stars, but Britain puts us to shame.

The "bigger than" stuff couldn't matter less to me, but they're a great band. Worth checking out for those that haven't already.

I think I speak the the majority of the world when I say, "Who the hell are the Kaiser Chiefs?"

/seriously I have never heard of them
//I listen to a lot of music
///Loves me some Murder by Death

down4afall: It's like saying, "my penis is bigger than a lightswitch." Yeah, you and everyone else.

Oh how I wish that were true.

I read that as Kansas City Chiefs...

CrazyCarl864: the Beatles who say they're bigger than Jesus

No they said they were "bigger than Rod (new window)".

Learn your freekin' history!

Who?

Pretty bizarre claim to make, when the Chiefs' last album sold pretty badly compared to their first, and compared to the last Oasis album which sold two or three million...

I've noticed that those Brits that claim to be bigger than everyone else disappear faster than everyone else.

I'm familiar with The Beatles, Oasis, and the Kaiser Chiefs, but who is this "Jesus" that you're all talking about? Are they new?

SageTemple: Oh my god, I can't believe this.

I see what you did there....

Kaiser Chiefs>Oasis>Beatles>Jesus
Jesus>John Lennon>Noel (+ Liam Gallagher)>Kaiser Chiefs
Jesus>John Lennon>Crap>Even More Crap

A friend of mine met these guys before they hit it big. She said they were egotistical douchebags.

I think she might be right.

Well, they're better than Oasis, certainly.

But so's a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

spencurai: I think I speak the the majority of the world when I say, "Who the hell are the Kaiser Chiefs?"

/seriously I have never heard of them
//I listen to a lot of music
///Loves me some Murder by Death

Kaiser Chiefs are jerky post-punk Gang of Four-aping also-rans that came out after The Killers' and Franz Ferdinand's first albums got mainstream radio play. Their new album is actually catchy and halfway decent (particularly first single "Ruby"), but that still doesn't excuse claiming to be bigger than Oasis.

/OASIS??
//Really??
///That's what you're gonna go with?
////Have it your own way, I guess...
//Murder By Death is farking awesome.

I've listened to the Kasier's first album and still can't figure out if I like them or not. They don't make me want to rip my own ears off in frustration, yet it doesn't fill me with the urge to go and see them either.

Are we talking Post-Cross jesus, or Pre-Cross jesus? Big difference.

Ruby's a pretty good song.

I saw Oasis live on their Wonderwall tour. It was the worst concert I've seen to date. Their last encore was Champaigne Supernova, and they brought folding chairs on stage so they could sit down and "jam" it acoustic. No stage show. No energy. No nothing.

So y'know? I'm going to allow it.