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(NME) Asinine P. Diddy wants to work with Leona Lewis or anybody who could make him relevant again   (nme.com) divider line 23
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Manta537 [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 04:54:50 PM  
Is that the artist formerly known as "puff"?

 
ADIDAS247 2008-05-30 05:12:03 PM  
P. Diddy, Diddy, Puffy, Puff, Puff Daddy and when he was in France, Poffy Poof

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-05-30 05:24:33 PM  
Bjork?

 
theurge14 2008-05-30 05:25:10 PM  
If he changed his name to Leona Lewis-Diddy or P-Lewis he could fool some of the kids for a few days. That should be enough to sell a few thousand singles so he can buy that platinum and diamond hair pick he needs.

 
LonMead 2008-05-30 05:47:21 PM  
relevant... again? When did it happen before?

 
TheSwizz 2008-05-30 06:05:44 PM  
FTA:and it's great she's from England.

If that's his logic, it would be great if he went back to Africa.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 06:21:06 PM  
Who

 
Valdes 2008-05-30 06:23:21 PM  
I came here to repeat:

relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?

 
LonMead 2008-05-30 06:43:01 PM  
Valdes: I came here to repeat:

relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?
relevant... again? When did it happen before?


Say... you wouldn't be stealing ripping off plagiarizing sampling my post, would you?

/I get 10% and a writers credit. Grammys here I come!

 
Obama bin Kenobi 2008-05-30 07:19:58 PM  
Diddy P?

 
groverXIII 2008-05-30 08:32:43 PM  
Who's Leona Lewis?

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2008-05-30 10:49:30 PM  
HE can commit a crime. Celebrity justice is always relevant.

 
carnifex2005 2008-05-31 12:05:38 AM  
groverXIII: Who's Leona Lewis?

That's what I was wondering.
And this is the only X-Factor I know...

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

 
Farkingwhatever 2008-05-31 12:15:12 AM  
I would like to pay Leona Lewis too, for my own private entertainment.

 
StuckInTO 2008-05-31 12:47:21 AM  
Y'know I had no real opinion on Puff Daddy (P Diddy whatever) until I saw him trying to get attention at an NBA All Star game a few years ago by talking into an oversized phone in the shape of a sneaker. It was so obvious that he was trying to draw attention away from the game and on to himself. Ever since then: fark that guy.

 
aspAddict 2008-05-31 02:30:59 AM  
Cue the P. Diddy knob-gobblers who say that his stuff "has always been relevant" and dare the rest of us to "listen to his art" and just "accept the fact that he is great."

Someone (a fan of his) once said that Puffy Piddly Poop changes his name all the time because he is "re-inventing" himself. Well, if he's so gosh-and-golly-darn great, why change? Maybe the re-invention is necessary because every previous incarnation has blown goats.

I wouldn't mind seeing him tour with Kanye West though. Two self-absorbed douchebags on one ticket? Hell yeah!

I even have a name for the tour: "The Ego Trip." Sure, it's not original or creative, but then again, neither are they.

/rant off
//Happy Weekend Everyone!

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 02:57:03 AM  
Who the hell is a knob gobbler for Puffy, that guy sucks, it's a fact. He is probably single handily responsible for hip-hop turning into the pop garbage it is today, imho.

 
BalugaJoe 2008-05-31 07:15:46 AM  
Omarion?

 
aspAddict 2008-05-31 01:56:53 PM  
TheJoe03: Who the hell is a knob gobbler for Puffy, that guy sucks, it's a fact. He is probably single handily responsible for hip-hop turning into the pop garbage it is today, imho.

I've seen Fark threads devolve (don't they all?) into huge P. Diddy fanboi circle jerks...it's not a pretty sight.

/For the record, I hate the term "fanboi"

 
gren713 2008-05-31 03:26:49 PM  
"Keep, keep, keep, keep bleeding (yeah), keep bleeding love (alright), P Diddy keeping it real, alright, Leona Lewis IN THE HOUSE!, bleeding love, love love (yeah)"

 
gren713 2008-05-31 03:28:11 PM  
Shadow Blasko: Bjork?

Bjork wouldn't stoop so low. Besides, P Diddy would be like "What's dis crazy biatch DOIN'? She be screechin' an' shiat."

 
mikesum32 2008-05-31 06:15:15 PM  
Maybe Donna Lewis.

 
CarkinNormal 2008-06-03 04:05:59 AM  
And by "work with" he of course means: "he wants to bang her."

 
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