Men are having babies in droves now. That's not the way I was raised.

Which one? The chick?

Damn, beat me to it Bonk

I didn't even know she was legal age yet.

Hell... I know I'm getting old.

/Turned 43 a couple of days ago.

mmmmmmmmmm, pop!

If I could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, it'd be Taylor Hanson.

Dude, he's 22. Wow.

Who?

You suck Subby!

Who's the father?

Heffaloo: Who's the father?

fb

Bonkthat_Again: Which one? The chick?

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.

My dorm in college was Hanson Hall.

It was just fine until those no-talent ass-clowns became famous and started winning grammys.

Came in, looked around, saw xanadian beat me to the punch, sulked out of the thread.

Whose Hanson?

dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

was it a boy or girl?

dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?

I didn't know she was pregnant

Why did the article call them a rock band?
Am I missing something?

beat me, buckeyebrain
at the height of the band Hanson's fame, there was a local hockey game here that advertised that the Hanson brothers would be making an appearance... ohhhh it was so SWEET to see the faces on all those little girls when THOSE Hanson brothers skated out hahahaha... they had made it a point not to say which Hanson brothers it would be. clever marketing.

delathi
That was a pretty epic burn right there!

delathi: dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?

Someone got served. Hopefully he's not in a coma now.

delathi:

Tremendous. One of the best reverse smack downs I've seen on Fark. You should get some sort of medal.

I tuen 33 in just a few hours! :-)

this is the hanson their talking about. he was the pudge one.


this is the one that looked like a chick.


/young enough to have owned "middle of nowhere"
//will be 21 at the end of the year.
///still younger than the youngest hanson member.
////politely gets off the collective lawn.

correction: "they're" not "their".
only on fark would i go back and correct a minor typo.

dhudd: Whose Hanson?

delathi: Your Hanson

dhudd: What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?


delathi: who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.




That was awesome. I bet dhudd is making himself a new account after that.

delathi: dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?

Man, I wish this had made the front page. I think dhudd needs to be a new cliche.

delathi: dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?

Fan-farking-tastic.

majestic: delathi: dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?

Fan-farking-tastic.

I see I missed the parade.

I come back from the weekend and get all these warm fuzzies.

And on my birthday to boot.