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(Yahoo) Scary As if we all needed a reminder that we are getting old, the youngest member of Hanson just had a kid   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 37
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Julieahni [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:19:51 PM  
Men are having babies in droves now. That's not the way I was raised.

 
Bonkthat_Again [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:20:49 PM  
Which one? The chick?

 
zorgon 2008-05-30 12:21:25 PM  
Damn, beat me to it Bonk

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:27:50 PM  
I didn't even know she was legal age yet.

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:30:04 PM  
Hell... I know I'm getting old.

/Turned 43 a couple of days ago.

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:30:37 PM  
mmmmmmmmmm, pop!

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:34:48 PM  
If I could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, it'd be Taylor Hanson.

 
munchkinette 2008-05-30 12:35:43 PM  
Dude, he's 22. Wow.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:44:33 PM  
Who?

 
TaVaMaN [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 01:04:09 PM  
You suck Subby!

 
Heffaloo [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 01:07:39 PM  
Who's the father?

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 01:16:02 PM  
Heffaloo: Who's the father?

fb

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 01:53:48 PM  
Bonkthat_Again: Which one? The chick?

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.

 
fuzzwell [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 01:55:51 PM  
My dorm in college was Hanson Hall.

It was just fine until those no-talent ass-clowns became famous and started winning grammys.

 
OGC 2008-05-30 02:35:55 PM  
Came in, looked around, saw xanadian beat me to the punch, sulked out of the thread.

 
dhudd 2008-05-30 02:57:00 PM  
Whose Hanson?

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 03:01:05 PM  
i4.photobucket.com

 
delathi 2008-05-30 03:12:56 PM  
dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

 
dhudd 2008-05-30 04:09:46 PM  
delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson


What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

 
Jimbolaya 2008-05-30 04:12:14 PM  
was it a boy or girl?

 
delathi 2008-05-30 05:07:40 PM  
dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?


who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?

 
superfly66103 [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 06:10:31 PM  
I didn't know she was pregnant

 
falconpunch 2008-05-30 06:43:09 PM  
Why did the article call them a rock band?
Am I missing something?

 
buckeyebrain 2008-05-30 07:23:18 PM  
sportsillustrated.cnn.com

 
Dr_Mindbender 2008-05-30 08:43:48 PM  
beat me, buckeyebrain
at the height of the band Hanson's fame, there was a local hockey game here that advertised that the Hanson brothers would be making an appearance... ohhhh it was so SWEET to see the faces on all those little girls when THOSE Hanson brothers skated out hahahaha... they had made it a point not to say which Hanson brothers it would be. clever marketing.

 
SOiSAID 2008-05-30 10:01:37 PM  
delathi
That was a pretty epic burn right there!

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 10:23:30 PM  
delathi: dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?


Someone got served. Hopefully he's not in a coma now.

 
the_colonel 2008-05-30 10:54:02 PM  
delathi:

Tremendous. One of the best reverse smack downs I've seen on Fark. You should get some sort of medal.

 
STRYPERSWINE 2008-05-30 11:45:54 PM  
I tuen 33 in just a few hours! :-)

 
ittybittyfolky 2008-05-31 12:05:35 AM  
this is the hanson their talking about. he was the pudge one.
img2.timeinc.net

this is the one that looked like a chick.
img2.timeinc.net

/young enough to have owned "middle of nowhere"
//will be 21 at the end of the year.
///still younger than the youngest hanson member.
////politely gets off the collective lawn.

 
ittybittyfolky 2008-05-31 12:06:52 AM  
correction: "they're" not "their".
only on fark would i go back and correct a minor typo.

 
shadowself 2008-05-31 12:32:29 AM  
dhudd: Whose Hanson?

delathi: Your Hanson

dhudd: What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?


delathi: who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.




That was awesome. I bet dhudd is making himself a new account after that.

 
DoblerMeyer [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 01:45:26 AM  
delathi: dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?


i32.tinypic.com

 
shadowself 2008-05-31 02:02:20 PM  
Man, I wish this had made the front page. I think dhudd needs to be a new cliche.

 
majestic 2008-06-01 03:08:21 PM  
delathi: dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?


Fan-farking-tastic.

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-06-02 08:15:07 AM  
majestic: delathi: dhudd: delathi: dhudd: Whose Hanson?

Your Hanson

What does Your Hanson mean? Did you mean You're Hanson? If so, I understand - you're from Georgia, you're married, so you must be about 14. Is it hard to talk with those teeth sticking out of your cheeks?

who's/whose

This is one of those cases where it is important to remember that possessive pronouns never take apostrophes, even though possessive nouns do (see it's/its). "Who's" always and forever means only "who is," as in "Who's that guy with the droopy mustache?" or "who has," as in "Who's been eating my porridge?" "Whose" is the possessive form of "who" and is used as follows: "Whose dirty socks are these on the breakfast table?"

you're/your

"You're" is always a contraction of "you are." If you've written "you're," try substituting "you are." If it doesn't work, the word you want is "your." Your writing will improve if you're careful about this.

/I know, it's subtle
//You are one to talk.. Fredericksburg?
///Don't they teach the proper use of apostrophes there?

Fan-farking-tastic.


I see I missed the parade.

www.angryflower.com

 
delathi 2008-06-02 10:57:20 AM  
I come back from the weekend and get all these warm fuzzies.

And on my birthday to boot.

 
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