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(Starpulse) Dumbass Pete Wentz commissioned an artist to build a bumblebee out of 18,000 Lego bricks as a wedding gift for Ashlee Simpson. Yeah, way to go for the gusto there, Pete   (starpulse.com) divider line 21
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RogerDodger [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 11:35:42 AM  
I saw Ashlee and Pete at Laguardia when they got out of the terminal earlier this week... She actually seemed pretty cool- she posed for a few photos with some randoms and talked with a few fans who stopped by.

Pete however hadd this whole sullen emo thing going on. Kinda like a depressed middle-schooler.

Anyways the most startling thing about the whole deal was how Small they were-- like both must be about 5'2, 100 pounds each. Really petite. It was kinda like one of those times when you find out that the lead singer from Rush was a dude and not a chick.

Seems trivial at the time but then it kinda changes how you see EVERYTHING when you realize you don't know what you don't know.

 
Rosa Pecosa 2008-05-30 11:57:47 AM  
Nothing says "We're mature enough to get married" quite like a bumblebee built out of Legos.

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:04:32 PM  
I thought he had the Ghey.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 12:38:11 PM  
I wonder if Pete Wentz enjoys eating beans at movies.

 
DeCypher44 [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 01:00:35 PM  
dillenger69: I wonder if Pete Wentz enjoys eating beans at movies.

???

RogerDodger:
Anyways the most startling thing about the whole deal was how Small they were-- like both must be about 5'2, 100 pounds each. Really petite. It was kinda like one of those times when you find out that the lead singer from Rush was a dude and not a chick.

Seems trivial at the time but then it kinda changes how you see EVERYTHING when you realize you don't know what you don't know.


Similar thing when I walked next to Billy Corgan. I knew he was tall, but damn!

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 01:16:10 PM  
They are a fun couple as evidenced by their Alice in Wonderland-themed wedding."

"Fun" is not the word I was thinking of.

RogerDodger: My mom played in a blackjack tourney with David Schwimmer. The rest of the Friends cast was on hand. She said they're all really small people - even Schwimmer.

Though she did say he is indistiguishable in look, sound and manner from his Ross character.

 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac 2008-05-30 03:11:45 PM  
Being small and having a disproportionately large head are prerequisites of being famous.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 03:16:34 PM  
Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Being small and having a disproportionately large head are prerequisites of being famous.

Certainly explains the Olsen twins.

 
adulescentulus carnifex 2008-05-30 03:31:01 PM  
Maybe he should have bought here some talent instead.

 
The Drunk IT Guy [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 04:16:43 PM  
If I was given that bee, I'd prop it up so that it was peeking over my neighbors fence..

 
vevolis 2008-05-30 04:26:12 PM  
I didn't know who Pete Wentz was... I just knew he looked like a dumbass; like Ashlee. When I skimmed the article only to realise he is a member of Fallout Boy, I submit the following:

Would someone please puke in my ass so I can feel slightly less violated?

 
gonjie 2008-05-30 06:48:05 PM  
He should of got her an abortion. The world would be better off.

 
Dimmu_Burger 2008-05-30 07:57:17 PM  
"In Hindu myth, Kama, the god of love, has a bow and arrows, and the bow string is made up of bees. In the ancient Greek world the bee symbolised the soul because they migrated in swarms. And the Roman god of love, Cupid, is often pictured with bees or being stung."

Funny. Something tells me they aren't Hindu and neither do they follow the ancient Greek or Roman gods. Just makes it another giant lego sculpture if you ask me.

 
luckybastard 2008-05-30 08:05:49 PM  
They suck at life.

/that is all.

 
ukiah 2008-05-30 08:25:26 PM  
Eh. Any rich idiot can buy a girl a new Benz. I give him points for creativity at least.

 
gnomercy 2008-05-30 09:11:04 PM  
The couple, who wed in Encino, California on May 17, has just confirmed Simpson is pregnant with her first child.

How exactly do they "just" confirm something that was confirmed 2 months ago?

 
CoochDog 2008-05-30 09:26:06 PM  
dillenger69: I wonder if Pete Wentz enjoys eating beans at movies.

Perhaps someone should make him take a survey.

 
Cameron_Talley 2008-05-30 11:19:04 PM  
Subby gets bonus points for saying "Lego bricks" and not the incorrect "Legos."

 
luckybastard 2008-05-30 11:19:37 PM  
ukiah: Eh. Any rich idiot can buy a girl a new Benz. I give him points for creativity at least.

False choice?

 
5150cd 2008-05-31 07:54:56 AM  
emo = teh ghey

nttiawwt

 
empres77 2008-06-02 12:21:58 AM  
Pete however hadd this whole sullen emo thing going on. Kinda like a depressed middle-schooler.

When my cousin met Fallout Boy backstage, he had the same reaction about Pete Wentz. Apparently all the other band members were cool though.

 
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