Rock and Roll!!!!

I'd be more impressed if she'd joined the Tool Army.

i'd be more impressed if her favorite kiss song wasn't the most popular song in the farking world.

/cold gin, baby.

Someone needs to photoshop Condi in Gene Simmons makeup w/ her tongue sticking out.

BobtheFascist: Someone needs to photoshop Condi in Gene Simmons makeup w/ her tongue sticking out.


She's already got the boots for it.

Why the "dumbass" tag?

yeah she likes Springsteen too. I don't think the feeling's mutual.

FRCP_61: Why the "dumbass" tag?

Good question.

I think the subhead at MSNBC should read:

Secretary of State "meets" Gene Simmons and bandmates in Stockholm hotel

FRCP_61: Why the "dumbass" tag?

I believe the correct question is, why not the dumbass tag?

Rice said her favorite Kiss tune is "Rock and Roll All Nite."

That's what everyone who doesn't really give a shiat about KISS says their favorite KISS song is!

Who was National Security Advisor on the 10th of September 2001?

I hear she drinks vodka and orange juice.

FRCP_61: Why the "dumbass" tag?

because as musicians and vocalists KISS sucks?

I've had garage bands that sound better.

I thought it was a good article. On another point, I would vote for Condi Rice if she was funning.

My master plan to take over the world is almost complete.

/evil laugh

damn am i the 1st one to toss out this classic?

BLACK DIAMOND!!! LMFAO

RiverKing: I hear she drinks vodka and orange juice.

I know you know it's getting so hot outside, and you always need something to cool you off. There's gotta be some Secretaries of State out there that like to drink Tequila!

yaz Syphis: I thought it was a good article. On another point, I would vote for Condi Rice if she was funning. Running there ftfm

Makes me want to watch Detroit Rock City. Then again, it doesn't take much - that's a damn funny movie, I don't care who you are. ;)

So this finally proves: Condi Rice is a white boy.

Chaim Witz (Gene Simmons) is a big Neocon supporter.

GurneyHalleck: I'd be more impressed if she'd joined the Tool Army.

I thought she already was.

/zing!

She
Wants to bomb Iran all night
Napalm them ev-er-y day!

doublesecretprobation

i'd be more impressed if her favorite kiss song wasn't the most popular song in the farking world.

/cold gin, baby.

I wonder if songs become popular BECAUSE they're a lot of people's favorites? Elitist asshat.

FTFA: Rice, a classically trained pianist, said she has eclectic musical tastes ranging from Beethoven to Bruce Springsteen.

Whoa, whoa that's quite the ecclectic mix. I'd be impressed if she said her taste ranges from the Doodletown Pipers to Severed Crotch. Now that's ecclectic!

You could Beth A Million to One that this will Destroyer last group of supporters. All Hell's Breakin' Loose, Shandi Condi.

I really love you baby
I love what youve got
Lets get together, we can
Get hot
No more tomorrow, baby
Time is today
Girl, I can make you feel
Okay
No place for hidin baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

You cant forget me baby
Dont try to lie
Youll never leave me, mama
So dont try
Ill be a gambler, baby
Lay down the bet
We get together, mama
Youll sweat

No place for hidin baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, love gun

Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love)


that's some quality songwriting there Lou.
not anywhere near the quality of Spinal Tap and they were a parody band

Hobodeluxe

because as musicians and vocalists KISS sucks?

I've had garage bands that sound better.


Perhaps. Still I have just three words to say:

Detroit Rock City.

Remember when she had that oil tanker named after her?

I do.

/soulless b*tch

I prefer a Secretary of State to be a little more dignified.

I remember when Warren Christopher brought the House down with his rendition of Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel the Noise".

Kiss: Less band, more theatrics.

Bullshiat! Balck women don't do rock & roll, much less glam metal!

When I was 4 (in 1981) my brother had a KISS t-shirt and it always scared me. I hope he doesn't buy a Condi t-shirt.

Also, what's with G. Simmons and his TV show? I always thought he was cocky, but he's just a plain old bastard...

Anyway... in a shrill Paul Stanley screech..

Rock and Roooo-hooooll!

/ always thought p stanley sounded like an aerobics instructor
// and two and three AWRIGHT and four
/// c'mon ladies 5 more count em down!

\m/ Rock on, Condi \m/

Kiss is quite possibly the gayest farking thing EVAR.

/sorry, just had to.
//ya i mean it too.

Hell I would vote for her. Would be a hell of an innaguaral party.

Kiss Sucks

There I said it.

Why? KISS is the terrible.

FTA: ""I was thrilled," Rice said of her late-night encounter with Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and bandmates Paul Stanley, Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer in the executive lounge of the Sheraton Hotel...."

Late night, eh?

Stockholm, eh?

I can't go on. The thought is just too terrible for human mind to contemplate without your brain trying to crawl out of your ears.

Ah yes...less than a year of these idiots left...so the familiar sound of ass covering and legacy leaving begins anew..

What was that sound yonder? McClellan feels bad about lying for a huge paycheck and now wants to tell the truth for a huge paycheck? Ahhh yes....

And what do we have here? The frigid merciless biatch who enabled war crimes also likes rock and roll...wow! She has a heart o gold, I tells ya! She might even be human!

I'm looking forward to discovering that Dick Cheney is a ventriloquist, and makes sweet love to his wife next to the candlefire.

Kiss Sucks

brantgoose: FTA: ""I was thrilled," Rice said of her late-night encounter with Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and bandmates Paul Stanley, Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer in the executive lounge of the Sheraton Hotel...."

Late night, eh?

Stockholm, eh?

I can't go on. The thought is just too terrible for human mind to contemplate without your brain trying to crawl out of your ears.

I'd hit it, with or without Gene Simmons.

/lolwut

Condi Rice walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a twelve inch pianist.

Hobodeluxe: *Love Gun Lyrics*

that's some quality songwriting there Lou.
not anywhere near the quality of Spinal Tap and they were a parody band


No need beating a dead horse. No reasonable person is going to say that KISS were great musicians, or song writers. But, their stage production is still copied. They were a live act, and their only motivation was capitalism. That being said, I loved going to see them, and I listened to their records too. The music was fun. Let me enjoy my memories without your unnecessary biatching, thanks.

I can just picture Condi getting passed around like a 17 year old groupie and I wish I could un-picture it.

Condi Rice ignored warnings of 9/11, tricked us into a war based on lies, and defends torture.

But she likes KISS so she's cool in my book. Rock on, Condi.

PirateKing: I prefer a Secretary of State to be a little more dignified.

Hey, it's not like she chest bumped them on stage.

Every "FAIL" pic on the Internet should be nothing but a picture of Condi.

KISS sucks major ass