... Daily Show is gonna have a field day with this one.

Well I guess that's better than not being endorsed by Sirhan Sirhan because we all know how far he takes his undorsements.

Hillary, 4 u and me...

Nice satire.

I wonder who Duran Duran has endorsed.

It's not news, it's...

A satire site.

I just wanted to get in my prediction that 40% of the people posting here will not realize that this is satire.

I thought it was a funny article... but did you know that CNN reported that Ricky Martin has endorsed Hillary Clinton?

If there is anyone out there who was waiting for Ricky Martin to endorse someone before making a decision on their "Candidate of Choice™", please kill yourself.

Leave satire to The Onion you buncha amateurs

I would expect this calibre of humor from Superdeluxe

/and where are they now?

Subby didn't check the sidebar to see these articles:

* McCain Touts Endorsement By Little Black Sambo
* Polka Band "Sniper Fire" Admits To Feting Hillary
* McCain Slaughters Entire Press Corps
* OJ, SPAM, Herpes To Endorse McCain
* Obama Secures The White Racist Vote

Yep, this is real news.

Edsel: I just wanted to get in my prediction that 40% of the people posting here will not realize that this is satire.

I'll admit, I was a little confused.

/thought satire was supposed to be funny

Well, to be fair, she did promise to get him sprung in time for the convention.

I heard that Sirhan Sirhan also endorses Children's Tylenol.


/no that doesn't make any sense, but it's at least as funny as the satire article

um...anyone else see that "Chelsea lets it all hang out" sidebar? I need a better look at that

/when I'm not at work

Well, Hillary already panders to the KKK, if she announced Ron Paul as her running mate, she could get the coveted Neo-Nazi vote. Not to mention 911 truthers and gold standard freaks.

Maybe if she makes a few speeches about never really trusting Bill after he met with the Bilderberg group.

BRAVO to this satire site for so carefully copying the ABOC News logo and color scheme!!! Had me going for a quick minute.

/still, would be funny to see him endorse her.

Oops...

/ABC logo.
//need my coffee

Here is this guy walking around with TWO Sirhans and I don't have one.

Where's the justice?

Is Squeaky Fromme still living?

Sadly, even if it were true, Hillary would still manage to make it to the convention.

/fun fact: Zsa is Hungarian for Sirhan

John Hinckley is still alive, but he's probably going to endorse Jodie Foster for president instead.

Brilliant concept, horrible execution.

fark! Those democrats have the most dreadful superdelegates.

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Nice satire.

I wonder who Duran Duran has endorsed.

Her name is Reo and she dances in the sand.

The Hillary Hillary thing gave it away. Everyone thinks they can be the next Onion. This wasn't offensive, simply not that funny.

It's not news, but it's not funny either.

After reading McAuliffe's alleged quote, I actually started to believe it for a second: "She's won most of the big states and several swing states and a lot of other states and currently leads in the overall refined popular vote. She's won the white people and the uneducated and the racists and now the homicidal sociopaths."

The woman in the polka-dot dress uttered the trigger phrase.

Sirhan was thoroughly brainwashed by CIA experts and, as is typical in these cases, has no recollection of the incident (because he was in a trance).

The bullet to the brain came from directly behind the head (Sirhan was standing in front and to the side). The security cop who shot RFK in the back of the head sold the .22 to an individual within days, and then claimed later he was carrying a .45 the day of the murder.

RFK was going to expose who killed his brother, once elected president.

That's pretty funny funny.