wishful thinking. she's going scorched Earth. She cannot accept the fact that she lost.

I can see her splitting the party if she doesn't get her way. That woman needs power the way most people need air and water.

I've heard that Hillary can make kittens explode using her mind power - and she doesn't say `excuse me' when she farts!
SHE'S EEEEEEEEEVIL!

Now THAT'S funny right thar. I don't care who y' are.

I'd like to see John McCain withdraw under some embarrassment, whereby Ron Paul is forced to take the nomination...and Hillary Clinton flat out steals the nomination from Obama, thereby pissing off everyone, everywhere. Then Ron Paul slides in as President.


Realistically though, someone needs to KHITBASH Hillary.

Bonkthat_Again: Then Ron Paul slides in

giggity

Hillary is 404

Nestea Plunge: She doesn't give a rat's ass about the job, she just wants a chapter in history books.

Help yourself to a nice internet.

Must be talking about a different Hillary Clinton.

Do you think that leading Congress has made them this delusional? Or did they have to be that out of touch to lead Congress in the first place?

The Florida/Michigan decision is tomorrow. We'll know all the details Sunday.

The last few primaries are June 3rd. Hillary Clinton will be unable to win after June 3rd. She'll drop out (or "suspend" the campaign so she can rejoin if Obama gets RFK'd) later next week. Either the 4th or (more likely) the 6th- to give a couple more days for people to make last-minute donations to her campaign debt.

You guys still believe she is going to lose? HAHAHA

The Stealth Hippopotamus: You guys still believe she is going to lose? HAHAHA

No way, now that she's got the coveted Sirhan Sirhan endorsement!

Seriously folks, the only reason Clinton is staying in the race is because she's in debt up to her giant swinging testicles. If she backs off now, she'll have to pay it out of pocket and she's already loaned her campaign $11 million or so.

It would seem that morons have shallow pockets...

Bonkthat_Again: I'd like to see John McCain withdraw under some embarrassment, whereby Ron Paul is forced to take the nomination...and Hillary Clinton flat out steals the nomination from Obama, thereby pissing off everyone, everywhere. Then Ron Paul slides in as President.

RON PAUL!

But I think they'd end up taking whoever had the 2nd most amount of delegates, which (IIRC) was Romney.

Bill Clinton: "If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true."

/oh, ok...bill, via the simpons
//but still

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi say there won't be a convention battle because Hillary Clinton is a gracious loser who respects the will of the voters is going to get a house dropped on her first



/ FTFY

I'll get over you.. I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'cause I'm the king of wishful thinking
I am the king of wishful thinking

/enjoy having that in your head for the rest of the day

I am going to need a full day blocked off to watch Hillaryis44 implode in a cloud of tears and estrogen when the supers move en masse to Obama after Tuesday.

I predict all three of the wymyn over there (the ones who aren't trolls) will commit ritual suicide.

gilgigamesh: I am going to need a full day blocked off to watch Hillaryis44 implode in a cloud of tears and estrogen cheesecake when the supers move en masse to Obama after Tuesday.

can't wait until Wednesday...I'm gonna buy a big bottle of tequila and have a party for Obama.

Barnacles!: my sentiments exactly

gilgigamesh: I am going to need a full day blocked off to watch Hillaryis44 implode in a cloud of tears and estrogen when the supers move en masse to Obama after Tuesday.

I predict all three of the wymyn over there (the ones who aren't trolls) will commit ritual suicide.

Is the domain "hillaryis404.com" taken? I'm too lazy to check so I'm obviously too lazy to try and crack their password and switch all their links from 44 to 404... But, much fun could be had. Oh yes.

Giblet: try and crack their password and switch all their links from 44 to 404

DO IT! DO IT!

Giblet: gilgigamesh: I am going to need a full day blocked off to watch Hillaryis44 implode in a cloud of tears and estrogen when the supers move en masse to Obama after Tuesday.

I predict all three of the wymyn over there (the ones who aren't trolls) will commit ritual suicide.

Is the domain "hillaryis404.com" taken? I'm too lazy to check so I'm obviously too lazy to try and crack their password and switch all their links from 44 to 404... But, much fun could be had. Oh yes.

A farker registered it.

Is it already the 2 Minutes Hate for the day?

gilgigamesh: I predict all three of the wymyn over there (the ones who aren't trolls) will commit ritual suicide.

Maybe not. But the din and clamor for cheesecake will be fierce indeed.

Shaggy_C: Is it already the 2 Minutes Hate for the day?

What are you Krugman's Jack perpetuation machine?

I'm actually thinking about going to the hotel in DC where they are having the Democratic meeting. Its right by the zoo.

Just to see all the protesters and crazies.

Then go to Madam's Organ.

Giblet: gilgigamesh: I am going to need a full day blocked off to watch Hillaryis44 implode in a cloud of tears and estrogen when the supers move en masse to Obama after Tuesday.

I predict all three of the wymyn over there (the ones who aren't trolls) will commit ritual suicide.

Is the domain "hillaryis404.com" taken? I'm too lazy to check so I'm obviously too lazy to try and crack their password and switch all their links from 44 to 404... But, much fun could be had. Oh yes.

http://hillaryis404.org/

Personally I've had a bottle of scotch sitting around* since before NC/IN waiting for Hillary to drop out.

*sampled twice, I'm so weak

I bet some dittoheads will show up tomorrow as Hillary supporters and protest.

xanadian: But I think they'd end up taking whoever had the 2nd most amount of delegates, which (IIRC) was Romney.

Republican primary runners "suspend" their campaigns instead of withdrawing. Technically even though Ron Paul is still the only other candidate running, the rest can still reactivate their campaigns as if nothing happened and still keep their delegates. Huckabee is in second place with 275 and Romney is just behind with 255. McCain's delegates would be free to choose on their own I believe (which means RP could still be the candidate. heh)

subby, did you rtfa? doesn't say that obama has stopped going to church ... it says that obama objected to someone's asinine comments in the church ... it doesn't say he is anti-religion, anti-church ... it says he's anti-asinine and senseless comments that try to unnecessarily stir up shiate ...

/rtfa
//read it one more time
///hoping it sinks in

I got a ticket to go inside the RBC meeting, which is really awesome considering that I live around the corner from the hotel and that there were only 125 available.

Any suggestions on what to do?

Bringing a small voice recorder and maybe a camera.

IamSpartacus: What are you Krugman's Jack perpetuation machine?

Look at the article. This should be good news for any Obama supporter. Instead we see petty photoshops making her a witch and calling her supporters 'the anti-penis brigade'. Christ, it's just getting really old. All this vindictiveness is what is going to screw up the election and get old man McCain into the White House. And misogynistic twits like you farks are going to be what does it. You're hurting all of us.

cormac_zoso: subby, did you rtfa? doesn't say that obama has stopped going to church ... it says that obama objected to someone's asinine comments in the church ... it doesn't say he is anti-religion, anti-church ... it says he's anti-asinine and senseless comments that try to unnecessarily stir up shiate ...

/rtfa
//read it one more time
///hoping it sinks in

Wrong thread?

vernonFL: I'm actually thinking about going to the hotel in DC where they are having the Democratic meeting. Its right by the zoo.

Just to see all the protesters and crazies.

Then go to Madam's Organ.

Depending upon the crowds I will have to walk through beyond the regular zoo tourists I may join you later

She's as likely to gracefully bow out as Obama's ideas for change and hope are going to actually change anything at all.

An empty suit and a crazy biatch is all the Democrats have to offer?

Ball Sack Obama: An empty suit and a crazy biatch is all the Democrats have to offer?

And why choose between the two when you can go with McCain and get a crazy biatch chocolate coating over an empty suit nougat center?

Shaggy_C: IamSpartacus: What are you Krugman's Jack perpetuation machine?

Look at the article. This should be good news for any Obama supporter. Instead we see petty photoshops making her a witch and calling her supporters 'the anti-penis brigade'. Christ, it's just getting really old. All this vindictiveness is what is going to screw up the election and get old man McCain into the White House. And misogynistic twits like you farks are going to be what does it. You're hurting all of us.

As an avowed misogynist I take offense to your remarks.

Look. the main reason I despise clinton is not because of her gender, its because she is a Clinton. An overrated president, sex addict, and notorious embellisher is he main reason these so-called feminists support Hillary. They have so little self-worth they think the only way a woman can be president is because of her husband's help.

Giblet: Seriously folks, the only reason Clinton is staying in the race is because she's in debt up to her giant swinging testicles. If she backs off now, she'll have to pay it out of pocket and she's already loaned her campaign $11 million or so.

It would seem that morons have shallow pockets...

We've said that before. When she was at $11 million, she was in to pay it off. When she was $20 million in debt, oh,she's just trying to pay it off.

Now she's $31 million in debt. Money seems to be no object.

Ball Sack Obama: She's as likely to gracefully bow out as Obama's ideas for change and hope are going to actually change anything at all.

An empty suit and a crazy biatch is all the Democrats have to offer?

I can't put my finger on it, something about your username or content of your message, some subtle underlying message, as if you ... were... a troll?

/Now GTFO.

cormac_zoso: subby, did you rtfa? doesn't say that obama has stopped going to church ... it says that obama objected to someone's asinine comments in the church ... it doesn't say he is anti-religion, anti-church ... it says he's anti-asinine and senseless comments that try to unnecessarily stir up shiate ...

/rtfa
//read it one more time
///hoping it sinks in

This makes me smile.

IamSpartacus: I got a ticket to go inside the RBC meeting, which is really awesome considering that I live around the corner from the hotel and that there were only 125 available.

Any suggestions on what to do?

Go to the Zoo Bar.

IamSpartacus: Shaggy_C: IamSpartacus: What are you Krugman's Jack perpetuation machine?

Look at the article. This should be good news for any Obama supporter. Instead we see petty photoshops making her a witch and calling her supporters 'the anti-penis brigade'. Christ, it's just getting really old. All this vindictiveness is what is going to screw up the election and get old man McCain into the White House. And misogynistic twits like you farks are going to be what does it. You're hurting all of us.

As an avowed misogynist I take offense to your remarks.

Look. the main reason I despise clinton is not because of her gender, its because she is a Clinton. An overrated president, sex addict, and notorious embellisher is he main reason these so-called feminists support Hillary. They have so little self-worth they think the only way a woman can be president is because of her husband's help.

Surely in the spirit of bipartisanship we can mend our fences, forgive and forget, ally under a common flag, leave misogyny behind and become misanthropists? Together, we can hate Clinton better as a poor excuse for a human being, eschewing any sexual aspect of her being.

/Misanthropy 2008! "We don't hate humans. We hate that Human"

Shaggy_C: Is it already the 2 Minutes Hate for the day?

This is Fark. All hate, all the time.

What does Alice Palmer think?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/29/obamas.first.campaign/index.html