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(Some Guy) Boobies What would happen if you go in your room and she is waiting? (not safe for work)   (i7babes.com) divider line 15
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malcy 2008-05-30 05:51:22 AM  
What would happen if you go in your room and she is waiting?

I'd get a boner and fark the shiat out of her, thats what.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 06:16:26 AM  
Arby's for dinner, as usual.

And then we would have sex.

 
DwightFrank [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 06:54:53 AM  
masturbate fueriously

 
slackist [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 07:24:58 AM  
Whatever might happen it would probably only last about 6 nanoseconds :-(

 
Coronach 2008-05-30 07:43:23 AM  
Not sure what would happen, but I'm pretty sure I would leave her unfulfilled.

 
sentex [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 08:08:34 AM  
Help her with directions because she is obviously lost.

 
the_rev [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 08:13:00 AM  
I'd say 'hi there. What are you waiting for, here in my room? Well, you go right ahead and wait. Don't mind me, I'll be right down here trying to suck your kidneys out through your vagina.'

 
platts42 2008-05-30 08:15:59 AM  
Look for the hidden camera.

 
Loligo 2008-05-30 08:56:57 AM  
I'd give her the best 25 seconds of my life.

And 21 of those seconds would be all for her.

I'm a giver.

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 08:57:22 AM  
premature ejaculation

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 09:28:24 AM  
My wife would kick her ass.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 10:31:03 AM  
Nabb1: My wife would kick her ass.

My wife would kick her ass, then she would kick my ass for not kicking her ass as well.

So I would duck the second I walked into the room.

 
udontnome 2008-05-30 10:52:05 AM  
Be arrested for walking into the wrong room.

 
ADIDAS247 2008-05-30 10:59:28 AM  
Trespassing

 
GoodCopBadCop [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 08:28:00 PM  
Well - usually I place the money on the dresser.

 
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