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(Wonkette) Amusing Not one to stall for time, Larry Craig intends to tap out his memoirs   (wonkette.com) divider line 24
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Because People in power are Stupid 2008-05-30 06:35:07 AM  
For posterity my contribution:

img.photobucket.com

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 07:05:39 AM  
I am a Republican so I'll buy his book if it does these 2 things:
- supports the troops
- gives voice to my fear of vaginas

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 07:44:58 AM  
Control_this: I am a Republican so I'll buy his book if it does these 2 things:

You won't need to buy the book. Various conservative foundations will purchase enough copies through various agents to push it up to bestseller status, thereby enabling this fallen hero to regain his noble stance in society and begin a lucrative lecture and book signing tour.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 07:45:02 AM  
Page 1:

"Here I sit, all broken-hearted..."

 
keylock71 2008-05-30 08:05:17 AM  
You're not fooling anyone, Mr. "Wide Stance"...

 
TMBGfreak 2008-05-30 08:44:48 AM  
I'm sure he'll be able to wave it past the publisher.

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 08:48:07 AM  
keylock71: You're not fooling anyone, Mr. "Wide Stance"...

I'm really hoping for a diagram. I need to know who this wide stance works. Does he go in to the handicapped stall and grip the bars on the sides? He may have some superior dumping technique that we've lost in all the noise of his gayness.

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 08:48:51 AM  
who = how

 
Whatthefark 2008-05-30 08:52:00 AM  
When you open the cover, a piece of toilet paper falls out so you can play your own game of "Airport Liaisons".

 
Massa Damnata 2008-05-30 08:54:35 AM  
Before he forgets

 
Hetfield 2008-05-30 08:56:47 AM  
Awesome. I, for one, am looking forward to reading Memories of a Gaysha.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-05-30 08:57:44 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: I'm really hoping for a diagram. I need to know who this wide stance works. Does he go in to the handicapped stall and grip the bars on the sides? He may have some superior dumping technique that we've lost in all the noise of his gayness.

[TMI]
I always use the handicapped stalls when I know I've got a big one coming just to brace myself with the handles.
[/TMI]

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-05-30 09:45:41 AM  
Has he got the book done and in the can? Or is he just stalling for better press?

 
Im_Gumby 2008-05-30 09:58:24 AM  
Does anyone have a bobblefoot?

 
MentalMoment 2008-05-30 10:09:15 AM  
Oh yeah, Mr. Hat. Hot lesbo scene comin' up!

 
mrEdude 2008-05-30 11:18:19 AM  
geez

he and hilary should get together,
they're both unstoppable beyond the boundaries of good taste and common sense

 
andrewagill 2008-05-30 12:25:19 PM  
Im_Gumby: Does anyone have a bobblefoot?

Some Saints fans do. Has this been on Fark yet?

 
Dadburns 2008-05-30 12:25:19 PM  
myjohnson.name

 
FarkingSean 2008-05-30 12:53:55 PM  
+ 1 subby.

 
Im_Gumby 2008-05-30 01:43:31 PM  
andrewagill: Some Saints fans do. Has this been on Fark yet?

Yup... that's why I asked.

 
relaxitsjustme 2008-05-30 02:40:26 PM  
nice subby

 
Spass_Taschen 2008-05-30 02:41:03 PM  
golf clap for subby

 
kevorting 2008-05-30 08:51:24 PM  
I don't know why anyone's making such a loo loo out of this. It's not like the guy's flush with intellegence or influence. His book isn't going to blow anyone away or plug any important agendas. He's a nobody without wide appeal and his polical stance represents a fading position.

 
maddogdelta [TotalFark] 2008-05-31 03:02:37 PM  
kevorting: I don't know why anyone's making such a loo loo out of this. It's not like the guy's flush with intellegence or influence. His book isn't going to blow anyone away or plug any important agendas. He's a nobody without wide appeal and his polical stance represents a fading position.

You're pretty hard on the guy, aren't you?

 
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