This headline getting greenlit is another example of Fark living up to its slogan.

/Funny, Barack doesn't sound like Jimmy Stewart.

I don't know about anyone else around here, but I've got a serious girl-crush on Jean Arthur.

AirForceVet: /Funny, Barack doesn't sound like Jimmy Stewart.

In your head, make it sound more Muslim. It totally sounds like Jimmy Stewart.

/LALALALALALALLALALALALALALordy Mary, it IS a Wonderful Life!

Big deal. Bush presidency reminds me of Reagan presidency with quadruple the human rights violations and quadruple the corporate corruption.

Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

This thread will be fun.

BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

lol. O'rly freaked out tonight about that. Shouting at the camera about how bad NBC is and how biased they are. But the real irony came when he screamed that he'd never work for a news organization that tried to push an agenda.

BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

YES, HE CAN!
YES, HE CAN!
YES, HE CAN!

ahhh, here's his rant that i mentioned earlier (starts after about 2:00)

Link (new window)

I Said: lol. O'rly freaked out tonight about that. Shouting at the camera about how bad NBC is and how biased they are. But the real irony came when he screamed that he'd never work for a news organization that tried to push an agenda.

To be fair to Mr. Talkinghead, I always found it curious that NBC's Mr. Talkinghead would constantly rant about the apparent bias of his competitor when he himself is unashamedly bias. I think they should just hold a match in the Thunderdome and be done with it.

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: To be fair to Mr. Talkinghead, I always found it curious that NBC's Mr. Talkinghead would constantly rant about the apparent bias of his competitor when he himself is unashamedly bias. I think they should just hold a match in the Thunderdome and be done with it.

by no means am i defending olbermann. I just enjoy watching bill-o flip his lid every now and then. You can tell olbermanns constant attacks are really pissing him and fox off.

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: I Said: lol. O'rly freaked out tonight about that. Shouting at the camera about how bad NBC is and how biased they are. But the real irony came when he screamed that he'd never work for a news organization that tried to push an agenda.

To be fair to Mr. Talkinghead, I always found it curious that NBC's Mr. Talkinghead would constantly rant about the apparent bias of his competitor when he himself is unashamedly bias. I think they should just hold a match in the Thunderdome and be done with it.

which one calls themselves the "fail and balanced" or "no spin zone"?

HA!

Impossible, McCain is not from Pennsylvania.

I Said: by no means am i defending olbermann. I just enjoy watching bill-o flip his lid every now and then. You can tell olbermanns constant attacks are really pissing him and fox off.

It's great because if Bill'O just ignored him, Olbermann would probably get bored and wander off.

Mentat: I Said: by no means am i defending olbermann. I just enjoy watching bill-o flip his lid every now and then. You can tell olbermanns constant attacks are really pissing him and fox off.

It's great because if Bill'O just ignored him, Olbermann would probably get bored and wander off.

That was Bill'o's original tactic. He didn't have enough control to keep it up. To this day, though, he won't mention Al Franken by name on either of his shows. I wonder if he will if he becomes Senator Franken.

The difference between Keith and Bill is that one hosts a show filled with facts and truth, and the other is a racist.

john_d_corr: This headline getting greenlit is another example of Fark living up to its slogan.

Regarding having a conservative source or that it's fair & balanced? I'm guessing the former.

/Didn't get the memo.

Nah, if McClellan was a Claude Rains character, it would have to be the "Invisible Man".

BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

Oh, please, Matthews just follows the feeling the travels up his leg. He also LOVED the package on Bush during his Mission Accomplished debacle. Matthews is an idiot. And I think he is probably pretty gay. To say he is up Obama's ass. No.

Sandelaphon: Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: I Said: lol. O'rly freaked out tonight about that. Shouting at the camera about how bad NBC is and how biased they are. But the real irony came when he screamed that he'd never work for a news organization that tried to push an agenda.

To be fair to Mr. Talkinghead, I always found it curious that NBC's Mr. Talkinghead would constantly rant about the apparent bias of his competitor when he himself is unashamedly bias. I think they should just hold a match in the Thunderdome and be done with it.

which one calls themselves the "fail and balanced" or "no spin zone"?

Jesus, why do you guys talk to an asshole who calls himself Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor?

BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

Matthews is still snorting Clinton's crack and claiming that her "wins" in West Virginia and Kentucky prove that she can still win the nomination. Everytime he says that everyone on the panel except either a Clinton supporter or Pat/Scarbourough look at him as if he's grown a second head. He's not alone with that either as both Abrams and Gregory like pandering to the "Clinton's still got a chance! She's fighting and taking it all the way!" segment of Retardville, USA. The only ones on MSN who have acknowledged that the race is now Obama vs. McCain are the panelists who show up almost daily on Olbermann's show.

Sabyen91: Sandelaphon: Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: I Said: lol. O'rly freaked out tonight about that. Shouting at the camera about how bad NBC is and how biased they are. But the real irony came when he screamed that he'd never work for a news organization that tried to push an agenda.

To be fair to Mr. Talkinghead, I always found it curious that NBC's Mr. Talkinghead would constantly rant about the apparent bias of his competitor when he himself is unashamedly bias. I think they should just hold a match in the Thunderdome and be done with it.

which one calls themselves the "fail and balanced" or "no spin zone"?

Jesus, why do you guys talk to an asshole who calls himself Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor?

How often do you get to talk to a real live, talking brain tumor? Who can resist the chance?

On a slightly unrelated note, I just saw on the Daily Show website that McClellan is going to be there on Monday.

Score.

Awesome name, Sarcastrophe.

Wait, in the movie did Paine accept a large sum of money to make his tearful confession about things the whole senate already knew about?

I can see the connection.

/No, I can't.

BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

The same Chris Matthews who was dumbstruck by Obama committing the cardinal sin of declining coffee and asking for orange juice?

RminusQ: BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

The same Chris Matthews who was dumbstruck by Obama committing the cardinal sin of declining coffee and asking for orange juice?

He DID have multiple orgasms over Bush's Mission Accomplished codpiece. Not sure how this guy is saying Matthews is in the bag for Obama.

RminusQ: The same Chris Matthews who was dumbstruck by Obama committing the cardinal sin of declining coffee and asking for orange juice?

Ha! But that would get in the way of BravadoGT's "liberal media" whining.

FTA:

Let's see: fresh young Senator, recently-arrived in Washington, promising to change things, "right" about the war.

by "right" does he mean right?

this is non-sequitor red meat obama-bashing

With all of the attack dogs after him, no one has noticed, that no one is denying what McCellen has said, they are just pissed off that he said it, at all.

growinthings: With all of the attack dogs after him, no one has noticed, that no one is denying what McCellen has said, they are just pissed off that he said it, at all.

B-b-but he is disgruntled.

BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

Chris Matthews goes where the party is, baby! First he was all about Clinton, then he was all about impeaching Clinton, then he had his head up Bush's ass for about 6 years, now he's jumpin that sinking ship and suckin up to Obama.

...tomorrow, it's all about P-Diddy!!

Seriously, someone, ANYONE, please just kick Matthews in his useless nads.

glenlivid: BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

Chris Matthews goes where the party is, baby! First he was all about Clinton, then he was all about impeaching Clinton, then he had his head up Bush's ass for about 6 years, now he's jumpin that sinking ship and suckin up to Obama.

...tomorrow, it's all about P-Diddy!!

Seriously, someone, ANYONE, please just kick Matthews in his useless nads.

As his good friend, Tim Russert, said..."Integrity is for paupers".

Sabyen91: glenlivid: BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

Chris Matthews goes where the party is, baby! First he was all about Clinton, then he was all about impeaching Clinton, then he had his head up Bush's ass for about 6 years, now he's jumpin that sinking ship and suckin up to Obama.

...tomorrow, it's all about P-Diddy!!

Seriously, someone, ANYONE, please just kick Matthews in his useless nads.

As his good friend, Tim Russert, said..."Integrity is for paupers".

Yeah, my list is long, and Russert is probably on there 5 times.

It's the tingling in his leg. It can really start to drive you nuts after awhile

Oh, and Tabitha Static...
I'm right there with ya'.

that1guy77

Regarding having a conservative source or that it's fair & balanced? I'm guessing the former.

No, I meant that it's "Not News". Think about it: it's a journalist writing a story about what another journalist thinks about a new book. The whole thing just seemed pointless to me.

P.S. I actually had no idea who Chris Matthews was, or whether or not he was conservative -- that really wasn't the point, I promise.

Tabatha Static: I don't know about anyone else around here, but I've got a serious girl-crush on Jean Arthur.

Aside from Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Only Angels Have Wings is one of my favourite movies.

thisispete: Aside from Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Only Angels Have Wings is one of my favourite movies.

Doesn't she have that great piano-playing jazz blowout scene in that?

She's fabulous.

*sigh*

spamdog: RminusQ: The same Chris Matthews who was dumbstruck by Obama committing the cardinal sin of declining coffee and asking for orange juice?

Ha! But that would get in the way of BravadoGT's "liberal media" whining.

And we can't have that! If we're spending time talking about how deeply in the tank MSNBC is for the Democrats--we're wasting valuable time that could be used to single out "Faux" as being right-wing propaganda...

Nestea Plunge: BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

MATTHEWS: What's the importance of the president's amazing display of leadership tonight?

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MATTHEWS: Let me ask you, Bob Dornan, you were a congressman all those years. Here's a president who's really nonverbal. He's like Eisenhower. He looks great in a military uniform. He looks great in that cowboy costume he wears when he goes West. I remember him standing at that fence with Colin Powell. Was [that] the best picture in the 2000 campaign?

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MATTHEWS: He looks for real. What is it about the commander in chief role, the hat that he does wear, that makes him -- I mean, he seems like -- he didn't fight in a war, but he looks like he does.

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MATTHEWS: We're proud of our president. Americans love having a guy as president, a guy who has a little swagger, who's physical, who's not a complicated guy like [former President Bill] Clinton or even like [former Democratic presidential candidates Michael] Dukakis or [Walter] Mondale, all those guys, [George] McGovern. They want a guy who's president. Women like a guy who's president. Check it out. The women like this war. I think we like having a hero as our president. It's simple. We're not like the Brits. We don't want an indoor prime minister type, or the Danes or the Dutch or the Italians, or a [Russian Federation President Vladimir] Putin. Can you imagine Putin getting elected here? We want a guy as president.


May 1, 2003, MSNBC

So naturally, if I were to dig up a 5 year old quote from O'Reilly praising Hillary, or Obama, or Ted Kennedy, or some other liberal icon-that would similarly convince you that he's not pushing a conservative agenda.

Right?

Nestea Plunge: So naturally, if I were to dig up a 5 year old quote from O'Reilly praising Hillary, or Obama, or Ted Kennedy, or some other liberal icon-that would similarly convince you that he's not pushing a conservative agenda.

But you see, you won't.

I will.

On Bill Clinton's presidency. ABC News 20/20, 9/20/2006

"Brilliant. I think he did a good job as president," O'Reilly said. "Had a little problem with the honesty deal. And that gave me pause. But his presidency was successful." Link


I'm waiting...

Nestea Plunge: BravadoGT: Nestea Plunge: So naturally, if I were to dig up a 5 year old quote from O'Reilly praising Hillary, or Obama, or Ted Kennedy, or some other liberal icon-that would similarly convince you that he's not pushing a conservative agenda.

But you see, you won't.

I will.

On Bill Clinton's presidency. ABC News 20/20, 9/20/2006

"Brilliant. I think he did a good job as president," O'Reilly said. "Had a little problem with the honesty deal. And that gave me pause. But his presidency was successful." Link


I'm waiting...

That's a 2 year old quote.

You're a piss-poor troll. Don't you have an algebra test or something you should be studying for?

"You're a piss-poor troll. Don't you have an algebra test or something you should be studying for?

As soon as your mom finishes swallowing my semen, I'm going to the gym in 26 minutes."

Zing!

Good references, juvenile old fashioned joke delivered well. Short and sweet rebuttal. I give it a 9!

Murkanen: BravadoGT: Could Matthews and MSNBC be any farther up Obama's ass?

Matthews is still snorting Clinton's crack and claiming that her "wins" in West Virginia and Kentucky prove that she can still win the nomination. Everytime he says that everyone on the panel except either a Clinton supporter or Pat/Scarbourough look at him as if he's grown a second head. He's not alone with that either as both Abrams and Gregory like pandering to the "Clinton's still got a chance! She's fighting and taking it all the way!" segment of Retardville, USA. The only ones on MSN who have acknowledged that the race is now Obama vs. McCain are the panelists who show up almost daily on Olbermann's show.

I haven't seen him claim she can win for weeks. He has asked and speculated, but not claimed (I watch him daily.)

bartink:

He has asked and speculated, but not claimed (I watch him daily.)

It's the "If we ignore Iraq we risk a mushroom cloud" thing. He's using language to lead folks to that conclusion without ever out and out saying it himself. Chances are Alter has gotten on his case about the whole "ignoring reality" thing so he's having to be more subtle about his cheerleading.

Another incredibly inept analogy from Tweety.

McClellan went to DC as a Bush loyalist and toed the line, assisting in the propaganda, enabling the attack of America by the BushBots.

When it became obvious to everyone that Bush and his cronies are a bunch of lying idiots who have presided over the biggest disasters in U.S. history he whines that they farked up.

tweety is a RW loser