Now if that only meant that the minister was packing a 12 gauge we'd be all set.

Would you like to take a survey?

Do you eat beans?
Would you like to see a new movie starring Pete Wentz?
Do you eat beans with Pete Wentz?
Would you like to see Pete Wentz eating beans in a movie?
Do you eat beans at Pete Wentz movies?
Would you like to see Pete Wentz in a bean-eating movie?
How many beans do you eat in a Pete Wentz bean-eating movie?
How many bean-eating movies have you seen with Pete Wentz?

dillenger69: Would you like to take a survey?

Do you eat beans?
Would you like to see a new movie starring Pete Wentz?
Do you eat beans with Pete Wentz?
Would you like to see Pete Wentz eating beans in a movie?
Do you eat beans at Pete Wentz movies?
Would you like to see Pete Wentz in a bean-eating movie?
How many beans do you eat in a Pete Wentz bean-eating movie?
How many bean-eating movies have you seen with Pete Wentz?

Beans, beans, the wonderful fruit
The more you eat, the more you poot!

So is this kid going to be a famously depressed skinny emo douchebag who lipsyncs their own music?

I think the photoshop gurus need to churn up some ideas of what this kid would look like.

//only have mspaint at work

So... how much longer before she's doing 'guest vocals' on Fall Out Boy albums?

Or will it be more like "I Love Lucy," with the scheming but untalented wife trying endless ploys to break into show business?

Chariset: So... how much longer before she's doing 'guest vocals' on Fall Out Boy albums?

Or will it be more like "I Love Lucy," with the scheming but untalented wife trying endless ploys to break into show business?

Except Ricky looks more like Carmen Miranda? Got nothin.

Oh thank GOD! Now I can rest easy knowing that these two completely worthless sacks of shiat have taken themselves off the market, and that other people are no longer at risk of being infected by their douchery. They really are perfect for each other, and now that they're married, hopefully they'll travel together (by private plane), and die in a terrible airplane crash (with the pilots and other innocent people surviving, of course). And this will hopefully happen before Asslee gets knocked up, because you just KNOW that's right around the corner. If there is a God, hopefully he will be merciful and kill them before they breed. It's for the good of all mankind, and I bet by doing so, he'll win a few new converts to religion. Shiat, I'D go to church and give thanks if they died....that may be evil, but hey...whatever!

I don't know what it is about Pete Wentz, but I swear, just looking at his smug, malformed face and fruity stupid outfits fills me with immense rage. As for Asslee, her snotty fishlipped pseudo-smile she does in every picture makes me want to smash her in the face with a baseball bat. ARGH, I HATE THEM BOTH SO MUCH!!!!

/This cannot be healthy

amanda kickass: . And this will hopefully happen before Asslee gets knocked up, because you just KNOW that's right around the corner.

Um, dude, the article is announcing her pregnancy. Shotgun wedding = "knocked up & have to get married"

historywench: Um, dude, the article is announcing her pregnancy. Shotgun wedding = "knocked up & have to get married"

FTFA: While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child.... Simpson and Wentz announced their engagement in April and married this month

"Shotgun wedding" has broadened in meaning to mean any wedding where the bride is pregnant. If they married this month and they're just now finishing the first trimester of pregnancy, she was pregnant when they got married.

Chariset: historywench: Um, dude, the article is announcing her pregnancy. Shotgun wedding = "knocked up & have to get married"

FTFA: While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child.... Simpson and Wentz announced their engagement in April and married this month

"Shotgun wedding" has broadened in meaning to mean any wedding where the bride is pregnant. If they married this month and they're just now finishing the first trimester of pregnancy, she was pregnant when they got married.

Right, hence my saying it means the bride is pregnant and they have to get married quickly. Amanda Kickass was stating that she was worried Ashlee would become preggers, and I was merely pointing out that she had already done that. :)

Dirtball: Now if that only meant that the minister was packing a 12 gauge we'd be all set.

Thread over. Drive home safe, everyone.

Honestly, this frightens me. That poor kid is already doomed to a life of failure.

dillenger69: Would you like to take a survey?

Do you eat beans?
Would you like to see a new movie starring Pete Wentz?
Do you eat beans with Pete Wentz?
Would you like to see Pete Wentz eating beans in a movie?
Do you eat beans at Pete Wentz movies?
Would you like to see Pete Wentz in a bean-eating movie?
How many beans do you eat in a Pete Wentz bean-eating movie?
How many bean-eating movies have you seen with Pete Wentz?

That's the animaniacs right?
If so, every time I've ever the word survey I've thought of this.

Yeah, but we all know Joe's the father.

amanda kickass: /This cannot be healthy

it's not, trust me.

dillenger69: Do you eat beans?

cogratulations, you've just won one internet

Uchiha_Cycliste: That's the animaniacs right?

yep it is :)

Who Cares married Who's That. Will she change her name to Who That?

Isn't this the chick that acted like a complete idiot on SNL and at a midtime show in the middle of a football game?

She better be one hot lay, cause she's got nothing else going for herself character wise.

I'd like to see Conan O'Brien do one of his celebrity children pics for this. it's gotta be one of the most retarded looking kids evah

dillenger69 That's awesome!

And now it's time for another good idea bad idea

Good Idea: Playing the accordion at a polka festival.
Bad Idea: Playing the accordion anywhere else.

pvd021: Isn't this the chick that acted like a complete idiot on SNL and at a midtime show in the middle of a football game?

She better be one hot lay, cause she's got nothing else going for herself character wise.

Midtime show? Are you from the soviet bloc or something?

amanda kickass: Oh thank GOD! Now I can rest easy knowing that these two completely worthless sacks of shiat have taken themselves off the market, and that other people are no longer at risk of being infected by their douchery. They really are perfect for each other, and now that they're married, hopefully they'll travel together (by private plane), and die in a terrible airplane crash (with the pilots and other innocent people surviving, of course). And this will hopefully happen before Asslee gets knocked up, because you just KNOW that's right around the corner. If there is a God, hopefully he will be merciful and kill them before they breed. It's for the good of all mankind, and I bet by doing so, he'll win a few new converts to religion. Shiat, I'D go to church and give thanks if they died....that may be evil, but hey...whatever!

I don't know what it is about Pete Wentz, but I swear, just looking at his smug, malformed face and fruity stupid outfits fills me with immense rage. As for Asslee, her snotty fishlipped pseudo-smile she does in every picture makes me want to smash her in the face with a baseball bat. ARGH, I HATE THEM BOTH SO MUCH!!!!

/This cannot be healthy

I do not think it could be said better,,

Every time I read about Pete Wentz, I think of March 31st, 2004 when Fall Out Boy opened for Mest. Pete and the band's roadie Dirty smoked out with me and my friend Tameika in my Chevy Lumina. It was farking rad! He seemed like an okay guy at the time, but that was right before they were mainstream. He's probably different now.
God, the memories of our partying days. Those were damn good times.

Or maybe they were good times in your head and you are pulling that out of your ass.

H_is_for_Heretic
Midtime show? Are you from the soviet bloc or something?

KEYBOARD

/You owe me one

Jamdug! is teh winnar.

RugbyJeeves

Thanks. It's only a matter of time until that post is pulled though.

/Anybody have the Drew post about how he hates boobies now? Please repost that one.

shotgun wedding huh? which one was pregnant? simpson or wentz?

Damn emo fags.

misery faded: Yeah, but we all know Joe's the father.

This.

Interesting tidbit: At a formal wedding, the shotgun is painted white.

The more you know....

historywench: amanda kickass: . And this will hopefully happen before Asslee gets knocked up, because you just KNOW that's right around the corner.

Um, dude, the article is announcing her pregnancy. Shotgun wedding = "knocked up & have to get married"

Welp, I obviously didn't RTFA...and now that i know that she's pregnant, all I can say is "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY GOD, WHY???"

/seriously...why?