"WOO HOO!! Let's scrap the A-10. F*ck the Army!"

"Nobody gets past me, boy!"

Dear Mr. President: Please keep yourself and your attitude, off my radar scope.

Missionary accomplished.

"Let's see Hillary try this!"

Your name is not on the list, you aren't coming in.

"Pride! Dignity! No gay marriage!"

Here's what I want: it's January 20, 2009. George W. Bush is leaving President Obama's inauguration. He's in the plane, and he's decided that he can feel free to go ahead and just get shiatfaced (like he hasn't already.) So he's a few tequila shooters in the bag when he looks out the window, and notices water. "Hey, is that the Gulf of Mexico?" he asks the pilot.

"No, Mr. President," he is told. "That's the Atlantic Ocean. You're going to The Hague. Your war crimes trial starts tomorrow. Mr. Cheney, Mr. Rumsfeld, and several others are also on their way there."

"Semper Buttsecks, biatch!"

"Shouldn't we be naked if we're gonna play 'swords?'"

"Cheney likes the 'accidental' face shooting, but Dubya prefers to show that wrastlin' is real with his 'Hanging Chad Slam!' move"

Or,
"With less than a year left in his presidency, and heavily influenced by Titanic and a handle of cheap red wine, Bush used to the Air Force Academy commencement to announce that he is, in face, King of the World."

"Take dat muthafarker!"

The Beast with Two Backs has been formed.

"After the stunning revelations made by Scott McCllellan's new book, President Bush attempts to hide inside the body of an Air Force Academy graduate."

"Take dat muthafarker!"

Let's try it with voting this time. Mods, please delete the original.

Despite the cadet's urgent need to relieve himself, President Bush blocks access to the mens room.

Lets see that pansy-ss Obama try this!

"Tony Danza!"

'Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!'

Law seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan.

Go ahead son, motorboat my moobs.

Go ahead son, motorboat my moobs.

/Now with voting enabled

Ellen & Portia are gettin' hitched at mah ranch! YEEEHAW!

jake_lex: Here's what I want: it's January 20, 2009. George W. Bush is leaving President Obama's inauguration. He's in the plane, and he's decided that he can feel free to go ahead and just get shiatfaced (like he hasn't already.) So he's a few tequila shooters in the bag when he looks out the window, and notices water. "Hey, is that the Gulf of Mexico?" he asks the pilot.

"No, Mr. President," he is told. "That's the Atlantic Ocean. You're going to The Hague. Your war crimes trial starts tomorrow. Mr. Cheney, Mr. Rumsfeld, and several others are also on their way there."

Nice then we can invade the Netherlands and kill them all. Oh and kick puppies too. America hates puppies!

/keep dreaming pal.

Farkin'round: Lame Duck President doing another inane gesture that makes America wonder why in the fark did this moran in win the election not once, but twice.

I din votey fo no moran!

"For the buttsecks to actually begin, Mr. President, you have to face the other way."

ElPresidente: Demonstrating the level of physical fitness that new members of the Air Force must reach, a graduating student lifts President Bush off his feet using only his erect penis.

So full of win.

"chest bumps? christ, that's nothing near as gay as what i had to do when i was in skull and bones!"

Bush: Okay...now...move yours up. I'll....move mine to the right...DAMNIT these Chinese Finger traps suck!

And remember son, you can go on a multi-year AWOL coke binge from this gig and still be President! Ain't this a great country?

"Is that a veto pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Yeah, you're in the Air Force, but since we don't have enough troops you'll be doing combat patrols in Iraq!"

Then the USAF guy tried to tackle him.

Hey there, sailor!

Don't ask, don't tell

This idiot is our president.

/prior military
//incapable of reading
///pictures amuse me

schiefaw: Hey there, sailor!

Dude....that's an Airman.

/or is that the joke?

Air Force Academy education: $200,000 (tax payer fronted of course)
Graduation day dress blues: $300
Lifting the commander and chief off the ground using an instrument purchased at Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps: PRICELESS

You're uncut right? Otherwise this snoodling thing isn't going to work...

Leviticus 18:12 - Lie Not With A Man As One Lies With A Woman; It Is An Abomination.

"AAAa duuuurhhrhrh huuuuuuuuuu duuuuuuurrrrrrrrr"

"Kronk like chest bump with younger male, feel something funny in pants"

Graduate to El Presidente: "Dude... I just stashed an eight ball under the backseat of your limo." *chest thump*

Mooha: "Tony Danza!"

Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of Lenin
you had a busy day today

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, Tony Danza in my hand...

/what?!?

Ooof! Now off to the middle-east meat grinder with you!

You see, son, this is how I taught the girls "dirty dancing", except we was naked and it was in a mud pit on the ranch ...

My dick is bigger than yours. In the voice of Jonathan Davis