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(Wizbang) Cool John McCain is checking out a MILF for VP   (wizbangblog.com) divider line 122
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drjekel_mrhyde 2008-05-29 04:18:05 AM  
Polar bear hater

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 04:18:29 AM  
FTA: This comes on the heels of McCain's Memorial Day weekend barbecue attended by Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback, South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, former White House budget director Rob Portman, and Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman. Supposedly that was in informal affair, not a vetting session, but it appears that the VP selection game is very much afoot.

Not that McCain has the greatest chance of winning, but please, please put Lindsey Graham in some position that keeps him the hell out of SC for a long, long time. I'm sick of hearing his TV ads.

Extra bonus points if you can do the same with John Edwards.

 
Walt_Jizzney 2008-05-29 04:21:15 AM  
What makes her so "MILF"-y? I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it, but would she make me breakfast afterwards (continental or otherwise) and then share the crosswords with me whilst lamenting about the sale at Bed, Bath ad Beyond she missed?

Most importantly, would she take it in the pooper?

If the answer is "yes" to these, then she is indeed a MILF.

 
clovis69 2008-05-29 04:40:25 AM  
She's hot, my GF thinks she's got too.

She admitted to smoking weed, wears fur, eats moose burgers, son in the Army, in the NRA, she works for me.

I'd hit it like the Good Friday Earthquake

 
EmmaLou 2008-05-29 04:46:30 AM  
I'm not Republican, but damn, I cannot stand Lindsey Graham. He spoke at my college graduation and used his speech to talk about the Iraq war. Strangely enough, as soon as he started talking about Iraq there were these weird noises from the roof, and when he started to end his speech the noises stopped.

As for who he SHOULD pick, he needs to run with someone who people would be comfortable having as President. If McCain wins, he'll be the oldest person ever to be elected President and if he drops dead, we don't want someone 1/2 retarded and ill-equipped to run the country. Oh wait. We've already had that for 8 years. Nevermind. He could pick a sock puppet for all I care. He'd get the Mr. Garrison fan vote.

 
Alien Robot 2008-05-29 04:55:52 AM  
Walt_Jizzney: What makes her so "MILF"-y?

img153.imageshack.us

 
EwoksSuck 2008-05-29 04:59:42 AM  
Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 05:05:48 AM  
Alien Robot: Sweet Jesus, I would destroy that.

 
irockalot 2008-05-29 05:09:54 AM  
She has a retarded son. Wouldn't people whine that she is unfit to take care of him and be VP?

/just predicting.

 
bberg 2008-05-29 05:10:53 AM  
EwoksSuck: Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

The millions of disenfranchised old women voters who want to see a woman in a high office but hate naggers? I.e. Hillary supporters?

A woman VP is a brilliant move by McCain. If she's conservative enough she can bring in some of the Right while taking away the traditionally Democratic-voting old women.

 
neeners 2008-05-29 05:11:33 AM  
When I saw the headline, I knew it was about our governor. She just gave birth to child #5, so I'm going to say she doesn't take it in the pooper.

She may, however, on occasion, peg the First Dude.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 05:13:17 AM  
EwoksSuck: Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

She's libertarian enough to draw in some of the folks turned off by "maverick" McCain.

 
bahr [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-29 05:14:35 AM  
It doesn't matter. McCain is Obama's best matchup. If McCain picks Romney for VP, he will win AZ, NV, UT, CO, MI, OH, and MA. If he picks anyone else, he will be 1984 Walter Mondale all over again and just win AZ. This election is over. Obama has it in the bag.

/independent, has no dog in this hunt, or really anyone even close

 
mythicknight 2008-05-29 05:16:48 AM  
Picking Grahamnesty will just be another shot in the foot for Johnnyboy.

 
EwoksSuck 2008-05-29 05:30:03 AM  
bberg: EwoksSuck: Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

The millions of disenfranchised old women voters who want to see a woman in a high office but hate naggers? I.e. Hillary supporters?

A woman VP is a brilliant move by McCain. If she's conservative enough she can bring in some of the Right while taking away the traditionally Democratic-voting old women.



Does She oppose abortion? She won't win over many Hillary supporters if she opposes abortion. They may all be mad at Obama now but by November they are going to have decide do they want McCain picking judges for the Supreme Court or Obama?

 
EwoksSuck 2008-05-29 05:32:43 AM  
bahr: It doesn't matter. McCain is Obama's best matchup. If McCain picks Romney for VP, he will win AZ, NV, UT, CO, MI, OH, and MA. If he picks anyone else, he will be 1984 Walter Mondale all over again and just win AZ. This election is over. Obama has it in the bag.

/independent, has no dog in this hunt, or really anyone even close


Romney might help in Michigan but he would kill McCain's chances every where else with Independents. That guy is a pandering douchebag. I hope McCain picks Romney. It would be sure thing for Obama to win.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 05:41:16 AM  
Cindy McCain is a GMILF.

 
lexshine [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 05:45:09 AM  
irockalot: She has a retarded son. Wouldn't people whine that she is unfit to take care of him and be VP?

/just predicting.


Retarded son + Senile Running mate = Busy Lady.

 
Parthenogenetic 2008-05-29 06:14:58 AM  
irockalot: She has a retarded son. Wouldn't people whine that she is unfit to take care of him and be VP?

/just predicting.


lexshine: Retarded son + Senile Running mate = Busy Lady.

She's used to changing soiled diapers, telling someone to use his "inside voice", and smiling sweetly at nonsensical babbling; that might count as valuable vice-presidential executive experience. (Under more than one presidental administration, unfortunately)

 
Mart Laar's beard shaver 2008-05-29 06:21:45 AM  
idreamalaskaadventures.com

I'd iditarod that.

/And vote for that ticket in the fall

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 06:34:59 AM  
Sure, she looks hot, but is she willing to destroy the Constitution?

 
callamack 2008-05-29 06:41:45 AM  
SHE'S A CYLON!!!

 
willicus 2008-05-29 06:44:13 AM  
bahr: It doesn't matter. McCain is Obama's best matchup. If McCain picks Romney for VP, he will win AZ, NV, UT, CO, MI, OH, and MA. If he picks anyone else, he will be 1984 Walter Mondale all over again and just win AZ. This election is over. Obama has it in the bag.

/independent, has no dog in this hunt, or really anyone even close


You think Romney would actually net Massachusetts for McCain? Jesus Christ on a stick. Lay down the pipe, go be sober for a few days, and think about that again.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 06:52:36 AM  
EwoksSuck: Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

Alaska always votes Republican. Which is why no presidential candidate ever bothers to come here.

 
Kazuya 2008-05-29 07:02:31 AM  
ale1980italy.files.wordpress.com
/approves

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 07:07:23 AM  
going for that bitter Hillary supporter vote? Rove is playing this country like a fiddle. They knew exactly what they were doing in Fla moving that primary up. The were hoping to run against Hillary (I suspect they had something devastating on her) but just splitting the party works for them.

 
Random Reality Check 2008-05-29 07:15:19 AM  
Well, whatever happens, we all know it's important to vote for someone based on their looks. After all, with the exception of John "pretty boy" Edwards, this woman would be the most qualified, right?

While we will get the government we deserve, let's strive to make sure we deserve a great one.

From this moment on, I am advocating that every American voter, liberal and conservative alike, begin a practice I am going to label "self-caging".

If you know your spouse, child, parent or neighbor is a complete moron, do your best to misinform them so that they go to the polls on the wrong day.

It may be our only chance.

 
Random Reality Check 2008-05-29 07:17:52 AM  
Hobodeluxe: going for that bitter Hillary supporter vote? Rove is playing this country like a fiddle. They knew exactly what they were doing in Fla moving that primary up. The were hoping to run against Hillary (I suspect they had something devastating on her) but just splitting the party works for them.

I don't think it is that they necessarily have something devastating on Hillary, it's simply that they have invested all their planning on running against Hillary and Obama came out of nowhere. The fact is, they simply are unprepared to deal with a run against Obama and it has screwed up their strategy beyond belief.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-05-29 07:19:37 AM  
Hobodeluxe: going for that bitter Hillary supporter vote? Rove is playing this country like a fiddle. They knew exactly what they were doing in Fla moving that primary up. The were hoping to run against Hillary (I suspect they had something devastating on her) but just splitting the party works for them.

Something devastating? Like pretty much the whole 1990's?

I disagree only because I think that Karl Rove knows that the Republicans are pretty much hosed this election cycle, from president all the way down to dog catcher.

 
bookelly 2008-05-29 07:28:12 AM  
When it comes down to it, all the Hill44 crowd will vote for Obama because he is pro-choice.


THIS

 
BillCo [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 07:50:19 AM  
bookelly: When it comes down to it, all the Hill44 crowd will vote for Obama because he is pro-choice.


THIS


You can't "THIS" your own comment dude. Bad form. You get 10 minutes in the penalty box.

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-29 07:50:59 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: Alien Robot: Sweet Jesus, I would destroy that.


That picture has Maryanne from Gilligan's Island with the hint of nekkidness goodness.

 
Crunch61 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-29 08:02:12 AM  
You McCain supporters better take a good look at his VP pick as he or she will have a pretty good chance of inheriting the White House (should he win). McCain looked like death warmed over on tv yesterday.

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 08:09:16 AM  
Sorry, no tard birthers in the White House. God clearly hates her.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 08:23:32 AM  
wizbangblog.com

Wow! VP, eh? Then she'll be 1st in line for the presidency instead of 42nd in line as the Minister of Education.

 
Unsung_Hero 2008-05-29 08:29:55 AM  
Can I tie her up and have her ravished by a mime, a clown, and a small goat from Peru?

If not, that's a major hit against her MILFiness.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 08:32:20 AM  
Unsung_Hero: Can I tie her up and have her ravished by a mime, a clown, and a small goat from Peru?

If not, that's a major hit against her MILFiness.


Ewwwww! A mime? That's SICK!

 
jenniferwillow 2008-05-29 08:35:44 AM  
Unsung_Hero: Can I tie her up and have her ravished by a mime, a clown, and a small goat from Peru?

If not, that's a major hit against her MILFiness.


What, no midget? Or is the mine also a midget? 'Cause that'd be hot!

 
drkleindmd 2008-05-29 08:39:50 AM  
Sun God: Cindy McCain is a GMILF.

It's just GILF

/I'd hit it either way

 
Not All That Much 2008-05-29 08:40:52 AM  
I would subsidize her elidgable residents with my permanent fund. The Permanent Fund of my penis.


/It's early for you, so it's late for me.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 08:48:13 AM  
EwoksSuck: Does She oppose abortion? She won't win over many Hillary supporters if she opposes abortion.

She knew her baby was going to have Down syndrome and had the kid. That's walking it like you talk it.

 
moothemagiccow 2008-05-29 08:50:00 AM  
drkleindmd: Sun God: Cindy McCain is a GMILF.

It's just GILF

/I'd hit it either way


Do you want the trollop makeup plastered on or off?

 
Mongo1021 [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 08:51:21 AM  
She looks like Dr. Melfi, or am I just seeing The Sopranos everywhere?

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2008-05-29 08:55:09 AM  
She's viciously pro-life.

 
Hang On Voltaire [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 09:13:39 AM  
Please. There is no way in hell he picks her. It will be Crist

 
BillCo [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 09:14:04 AM  
GavinTheAlmighty: She's viciously pro-life.

Do you realize how incredibly stupid that statement sounds?

 
Retodd [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 09:16:48 AM  
This would actually be a smart move on McCain's part.

It would add further validation to all the bitter Clinton supporters (who were only voting for her because of her vagina anyway) to vote for McCain in the general.

 
for good or for awesome 2008-05-29 09:17:12 AM  
GavinTheAlmighty: She's viciously pro-life.

That biatch.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 09:17:48 AM  
bahr: f McCain picks Romney for VP, he will win AZ, NV, UT, CO, MI, OH, and MA.

Dude...did you just say that McCain may win Massachusetts? The Democrats could nominate ZombieLBJ and that wouldn't happen.

As for Romney making it MORE likely? That's nuts. We hate that man. We hate him for lying about his ability to bring in business. We hate him for using us a stepping stone. We hate him for using us a punchline.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-05-29 09:18:55 AM  
BillCo: GavinTheAlmighty: She's viciously pro-life.

Do you realize how incredibly stupid that statement sounds?



There are plenty of pro-life people I consider vicious.

 
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