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FTA: This comes on the heels of McCain's Memorial Day weekend barbecue attended by Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback, South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, former White House budget director Rob Portman, and Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman. Supposedly that was in informal affair, not a vetting session, but it appears that the VP selection game is very much afoot.

Not that McCain has the greatest chance of winning, but please, please put Lindsey Graham in some position that keeps him the hell out of SC for a long, long time. I'm sick of hearing his TV ads.

Extra bonus points if you can do the same with John Edwards.

What makes her so "MILF"-y? I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it, but would she make me breakfast afterwards (continental or otherwise) and then share the crosswords with me whilst lamenting about the sale at Bed, Bath ad Beyond she missed?

Most importantly, would she take it in the pooper?

If the answer is "yes" to these, then she is indeed a MILF.

She's hot, my GF thinks she's got too.

She admitted to smoking weed, wears fur, eats moose burgers, son in the Army, in the NRA, she works for me.

I'd hit it like the Good Friday Earthquake

I'm not Republican, but damn, I cannot stand Lindsey Graham. He spoke at my college graduation and used his speech to talk about the Iraq war. Strangely enough, as soon as he started talking about Iraq there were these weird noises from the roof, and when he started to end his speech the noises stopped.

As for who he SHOULD pick, he needs to run with someone who people would be comfortable having as President. If McCain wins, he'll be the oldest person ever to be elected President and if he drops dead, we don't want someone 1/2 retarded and ill-equipped to run the country. Oh wait. We've already had that for 8 years. Nevermind. He could pick a sock puppet for all I care. He'd get the Mr. Garrison fan vote.

Walt_Jizzney: What makes her so "MILF"-y?

Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

Alien Robot: Sweet Jesus, I would destroy that.

She has a retarded son. Wouldn't people whine that she is unfit to take care of him and be VP?

/just predicting.

EwoksSuck: Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

The millions of disenfranchised old women voters who want to see a woman in a high office but hate naggers? I.e. Hillary supporters?

A woman VP is a brilliant move by McCain. If she's conservative enough she can bring in some of the Right while taking away the traditionally Democratic-voting old women.

When I saw the headline, I knew it was about our governor. She just gave birth to child #5, so I'm going to say she doesn't take it in the pooper.

She may, however, on occasion, peg the First Dude.

EwoksSuck: Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

She's libertarian enough to draw in some of the folks turned off by "maverick" McCain.

It doesn't matter. McCain is Obama's best matchup. If McCain picks Romney for VP, he will win AZ, NV, UT, CO, MI, OH, and MA. If he picks anyone else, he will be 1984 Walter Mondale all over again and just win AZ. This election is over. Obama has it in the bag.

/independent, has no dog in this hunt, or really anyone even close

Picking Grahamnesty will just be another shot in the foot for Johnnyboy.

bberg: EwoksSuck: Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

The millions of disenfranchised old women voters who want to see a woman in a high office but hate naggers? I.e. Hillary supporters?

A woman VP is a brilliant move by McCain. If she's conservative enough she can bring in some of the Right while taking away the traditionally Democratic-voting old women.


Does She oppose abortion? She won't win over many Hillary supporters if she opposes abortion. They may all be mad at Obama now but by November they are going to have decide do they want McCain picking judges for the Supreme Court or Obama?

bahr: It doesn't matter. McCain is Obama's best matchup. If McCain picks Romney for VP, he will win AZ, NV, UT, CO, MI, OH, and MA. If he picks anyone else, he will be 1984 Walter Mondale all over again and just win AZ. This election is over. Obama has it in the bag.

/independent, has no dog in this hunt, or really anyone even close

Romney might help in Michigan but he would kill McCain's chances every where else with Independents. That guy is a pandering douchebag. I hope McCain picks Romney. It would be sure thing for Obama to win.

Cindy McCain is a GMILF.

irockalot: She has a retarded son. Wouldn't people whine that she is unfit to take care of him and be VP?

/just predicting.

Retarded son + Senile Running mate = Busy Lady.

irockalot: She has a retarded son. Wouldn't people whine that she is unfit to take care of him and be VP?

/just predicting.

lexshine: Retarded son + Senile Running mate = Busy Lady.

She's used to changing soiled diapers, telling someone to use his "inside voice", and smiling sweetly at nonsensical babbling; that might count as valuable vice-presidential executive experience. (Under more than one presidental administration, unfortunately)

I'd iditarod that.

/And vote for that ticket in the fall

Sure, she looks hot, but is she willing to destroy the Constitution?

SHE'S A CYLON!!!

bahr: It doesn't matter. McCain is Obama's best matchup. If McCain picks Romney for VP, he will win AZ, NV, UT, CO, MI, OH, and MA. If he picks anyone else, he will be 1984 Walter Mondale all over again and just win AZ. This election is over. Obama has it in the bag.

/independent, has no dog in this hunt, or really anyone even close

You think Romney would actually net Massachusetts for McCain? Jesus Christ on a stick. Lay down the pipe, go be sober for a few days, and think about that again.

EwoksSuck: Other than her being a woman though what does she bring to the ticket? Alaska?

Alaska always votes Republican. Which is why no presidential candidate ever bothers to come here.

/approves

going for that bitter Hillary supporter vote? Rove is playing this country like a fiddle. They knew exactly what they were doing in Fla moving that primary up. The were hoping to run against Hillary (I suspect they had something devastating on her) but just splitting the party works for them.

Well, whatever happens, we all know it's important to vote for someone based on their looks. After all, with the exception of John "pretty boy" Edwards, this woman would be the most qualified, right?

While we will get the government we deserve, let's strive to make sure we deserve a great one.

From this moment on, I am advocating that every American voter, liberal and conservative alike, begin a practice I am going to label "self-caging".

If you know your spouse, child, parent or neighbor is a complete moron, do your best to misinform them so that they go to the polls on the wrong day.

It may be our only chance.

Hobodeluxe: going for that bitter Hillary supporter vote? Rove is playing this country like a fiddle. They knew exactly what they were doing in Fla moving that primary up. The were hoping to run against Hillary (I suspect they had something devastating on her) but just splitting the party works for them.

I don't think it is that they necessarily have something devastating on Hillary, it's simply that they have invested all their planning on running against Hillary and Obama came out of nowhere. The fact is, they simply are unprepared to deal with a run against Obama and it has screwed up their strategy beyond belief.

Hobodeluxe: going for that bitter Hillary supporter vote? Rove is playing this country like a fiddle. They knew exactly what they were doing in Fla moving that primary up. The were hoping to run against Hillary (I suspect they had something devastating on her) but just splitting the party works for them.

Something devastating? Like pretty much the whole 1990's?

I disagree only because I think that Karl Rove knows that the Republicans are pretty much hosed this election cycle, from president all the way down to dog catcher.

When it comes down to it, all the Hill44 crowd will vote for Obama because he is pro-choice.


THIS

bookelly: When it comes down to it, all the Hill44 crowd will vote for Obama because he is pro-choice.


THIS

You can't "THIS" your own comment dude. Bad form. You get 10 minutes in the penalty box.

Occam's Chainsaw: Alien Robot: Sweet Jesus, I would destroy that.


That picture has Maryanne from Gilligan's Island with the hint of nekkidness goodness.

You McCain supporters better take a good look at his VP pick as he or she will have a pretty good chance of inheriting the White House (should he win). McCain looked like death warmed over on tv yesterday.

Sorry, no tard birthers in the White House. God clearly hates her.

Wow! VP, eh? Then she'll be 1st in line for the presidency instead of 42nd in line as the Minister of Education.

Can I tie her up and have her ravished by a mime, a clown, and a small goat from Peru?

If not, that's a major hit against her MILFiness.

Unsung_Hero: Can I tie her up and have her ravished by a mime, a clown, and a small goat from Peru?

If not, that's a major hit against her MILFiness.

Ewwwww! A mime? That's SICK!

Unsung_Hero: Can I tie her up and have her ravished by a mime, a clown, and a small goat from Peru?

If not, that's a major hit against her MILFiness.

What, no midget? Or is the mine also a midget? 'Cause that'd be hot!

Sun God: Cindy McCain is a GMILF.

It's just GILF

/I'd hit it either way

I would subsidize her elidgable residents with my permanent fund. The Permanent Fund of my penis.


/It's early for you, so it's late for me.

EwoksSuck: Does She oppose abortion? She won't win over many Hillary supporters if she opposes abortion.

She knew her baby was going to have Down syndrome and had the kid. That's walking it like you talk it.

drkleindmd: Sun God: Cindy McCain is a GMILF.

It's just GILF

/I'd hit it either way

Do you want the trollop makeup plastered on or off?

She looks like Dr. Melfi, or am I just seeing The Sopranos everywhere?

She's viciously pro-life.

Please. There is no way in hell he picks her. It will be Crist

GavinTheAlmighty: She's viciously pro-life.

Do you realize how incredibly stupid that statement sounds?

This would actually be a smart move on McCain's part.

It would add further validation to all the bitter Clinton supporters (who were only voting for her because of her vagina anyway) to vote for McCain in the general.

GavinTheAlmighty: She's viciously pro-life.

That biatch.

bahr: f McCain picks Romney for VP, he will win AZ, NV, UT, CO, MI, OH, and MA.

Dude...did you just say that McCain may win Massachusetts? The Democrats could nominate ZombieLBJ and that wouldn't happen.

As for Romney making it MORE likely? That's nuts. We hate that man. We hate him for lying about his ability to bring in business. We hate him for using us a stepping stone. We hate him for using us a punchline.

BillCo: GavinTheAlmighty: She's viciously pro-life.

Do you realize how incredibly stupid that statement sounds?


There are plenty of pro-life people I consider vicious.