One can only imagine what could have gone on in that relationship to have Kid compare it to being "thrown under the bus."


If only that weren't a metaphor.

Thread over.

I suppose being married to her isn't all that great a starter marriage.

She's get the herprosy.

Sybarite [TotalFark] Quote 2008-05-28 10:46:19 AM
One can only imagine what could have gone on in that relationship to have Kid compare it to being "thrown under the bus."


If only that weren't a metaphor.

Thread over indeed.

Sybarite: One can only imagine what could have gone on in that relationship to have Kid compare it to being "thrown under the bus."


If only that weren't a metaphor.

Damn, that was a quick win.

Hep C.

Well, I'd say he doesn't have outer beauty either.

I would date Kid Rock for the stellar pro sports seats he gets. Other than that, no ahh ahh.

Yuck!

I love all the Kid Rock stories you hear while growing up in Michigan.

/His godfather was my middle school math teacher.
//Great guy, great teacher
///"Hey class, I don't know if you've ever heard of Kid Rock, he's my godson. Anyway, he has a CD or two out. I don't really agree with the lyrics but I think it's music that you kids might like."
////And then Devil without a Cause and Cowboy hit.

I remember reading Metro Times about 15 years ago and seeing ads in the back for Kid Rock dj-ing some place...he had a high top hair do and was doing Beastie Boy type raps.

Pam whatshername is nothing but a groupie herself.

She farks whoever is popular at that particular moment, then moves on to the next target. She watches Entertainment Tonight every day to see who to spread for next.

Whenever I meet someone I think is stupid, I ask them what their favorite Kid Rock song is.

It's a great litmus test.

/Has yet to fail me.

why does 'kid rock' even exist?
what is his exact 'talent'?

his duet at the grammies with some old broad was hilarious, though.

perhaps he is here to amuse me.

davynelson: why does 'kid rock' even exist?
what is his exact 'talent'?

his duet at the grammies with some old broad was hilarious, though.

perhaps he is here to amuse me.

He's here for the NASCAR afficionados who aren't quite ready to give up and listen to country music.

This guy still?

NASAM: Whenever I meet someone I think is stupid, I ask them what their favorite Kid Rock song is.

It's a great litmus test.

/Has yet to fail me.

There's a few really good Kid Rock songs...

So...you, faggit...are an obvious faggit.

I ain't know G,
I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton,
I'm straight out the trailer.

Love Kid Rock. Never purported himself to be anything other than an ugly guy who got lucky.

He ain't been the same since Joe ran off with Brandy.

Rawhead Rex: There's a few really good Kid Rock songs...

Ten years ago he had a couple of hits. He put out 5 albums before that, none of them making any noise for him. 'Devil Without a Cause' only made it big because MTV was pushing the whole Limp Biscuit\Kid Rock\STD sound to replace grunge.

Celebrity marriages are farked - they mistake sacrificing for each other with sacrificing each other.

NASAM: Whenever I meet someone I think is stupid, I ask them what their favorite Kid Rock song is.

It's a great litmus test.

/Has yet to fail me.

this convinces me that you gotta be a DMB fan..

Mandapants: I suppose being married to her isn't all that great a starter marriage.

She's get the herprosy.

heprosy, not herprosy

In his defense, though I do not actually own a Kid Rock album:

He's a really good DJ. He also plays all the instruments on his album cuts (guitar, banjo, keyboards, drums, others). 95% of 'musicians' out there could not do that.

I think its funny he came up as a rapper and ended up on CMT.

Tacoby Bellisbury

apparently you've never heard of Cowboy Troy...

"He's here for the NASCAR afficionados who aren't quite ready to give up and listen quit listening to country music."

Just saying, Kid is like rock chandy, dump just enough pop into beer to remove the kick. He's just another one hit wonder novelty act like Marilyn Manson anyway.

Say what you will about Kid rock, he is talented. I saw him a few times at CJ Barrymores in Michigan, early 90's way before anyone knew who he was, and then I got to see him twice in Germany right around the time he was getting some attention 98-00. The guy can play everything and puts on a hell of a show. Lots of energy. His shows are just a good time. Maybe some of you should check out his show, it might out ya in a better mood. Too much cynicism on FARK. Everyone isn't out to fark you over, lighten up.

I was dragged to a Kid Rock show a few years ago and was pleasantly surprised at how good it was. He's a talented guy.

Unfortunately, he's buck-ugly and probably has diseases that don't have names yet. Also that "straight outta the trailer" stuff is BS--his father owns car dealerships.

"Everyone isn't out to fark you over, lighten up."

I'm not worried about one hit wonders farking me over, they fade away eventually. Be sure to let everyone know when he actually does something to be famous for besides screwing Motley Crue leftovers...

For some ungodly reason, he turns me on. I would so do him until the wax came out his ears. Then I would feel very, very, very dirty.

Drives my husband crazy when I go to clean house and put on "Cocky". Gets me amped up so I run around the house like a banshee and get it all done - like being on crank without the headache.