Mr. Combs, please have a seat. Your 15 minutes are up.

Someone needs to RFK his ass.

I predict Harlem Nights meets Jackie Brown but worse than both.

Is he gonna slice up scenes from other movies and piece them together to make his own movie?

OMG! Sienna Miller AND Eddie Murphy in the same movie! That sounds sounds so choice! Maybe Eddie Murphy can play multiple characters with lots of latex. That'd be tubular!

How does Sean Jean P-Puff Diddy Daddy Combs keep his tongue from drying out? Because every time I see a picture of him, his mouth is hanging at least slightly open.

elvisbloom: Someone needs to RFK his ass.

See the Chris Rock "Assassination" routine...

"Martin Luther King got assassinated... Tupac and Biggie... they got shot"

The_Gallant_Gallstone: elvisbloom: Someone needs to RFK his ass.

See the Chris Rock "Assassination" routine...

"Martin Luther King got assassinated... Tupac and Biggie... they got shot"


School will be open on their birthdays...

I liked him in Made.

"Don't you 'Easy Ruiz' me! You just turned an easter egg hunt into a butt-fark-a-thon!"

so, what is he gonna do... load a bunch of different scripts from other movies into a shotgun and fire it at a wall and see what sticks?

Sean "Diddy" Combs is determined to take suck to a whole new level

So in other words, he'll be doing exactly what he's always done?

Hoboclown: I liked him in Made.

"Don't you 'Easy Ruiz' me! You just turned an easter egg hunt into a butt-fark-a-thon!"

Is that the John Faveau movie? Because if so I liked that movie too.

Sorry, subby, but he accomplished that feat over a decade ago.

Superevil: Is he gonna slice up scenes from other movies and piece them together to make his own movie?

Winner!!! Pick anything from the middle shelf!

This is a guy who appeared in a silver jumpsuit with Mase, and you think he can possibly suck worse?

is the station's call letters a typo..shouldn't it be WTFS-TV

It's gonna be the screenplay of "Chinatown" with some "uh-huhs" and "yeahs" sprinkled in.

As much as I'm sure it'll suck, it will probably grose a couple hundred million dollars.

"I'm writing a film, a comedy. For actresses (who could be cast), I'm thinking Angelina Jolie or Sienna Miller. For actors, Eddie Murphy."

Eddie Murphy? What is he going to call it, Dr. Diddylittle?

jake_lex: It's gonna be the screenplay of "Chinatown" with some "uh-huhs" and "yeahs" sprinkled in.

Exactly.

He set the bar of suck way too high with "Puff 'n' Page".

He says, "I'm writing a film, a comedy. For actresses (who could be cast), I'm thinking Angelina Jolie or Sienna Miller. For actors, Eddie Murphy."

Oh, indeed. That's the way it's done. Always a good idea to start casting fantasy roles before you even have a complete synopsis.

...But then, knowing people who have too much money, he'll just throw all his star muscle into the film. It'll be overproduced and ride on hype. The movie will lose money but he'll somehow recoup his revenue selling the soundtrack.

I predict...straight to video.

P Shiddy. Go back to selling rock.

aszure: I predict...straight to video.

P Shiddy. Go back to selling stealing rock.

ftfy

Movies, like, word. I feel dat. Yay.

Those screenplays is mines!!!

/hmm?

Why did it have to be Biggie? I mean, damn, at least he had talent...

As much as I hate Puffy for his shiate hip-hop and direct contribution to the "nubian-tization" of Black culture...

...he was actually pretty good in Monster's Ball.

/probably because he dies fairly promptly
//his screenplay is likely ghostwritten anyway
///it can be straight-to-video as long as it stars Steven Seagal and Dolph Lundgren

Brown Sauce: jake_lex: It's gonna be the screenplay of "Chinatown" with some "uh-huhs" and "yeahs" sprinkled in.

Exactly.

He set the bar of suck way too high with "Puff 'n' Page".

Damn, I didn't know Jackie Chan played guitar fro rappers.

zinethar: Brown Sauce: jake_lex: It's gonna be the screenplay of "Chinatown" with some "uh-huhs" and "yeahs" sprinkled in.

Exactly.

He set the bar of suck way too high with "Puff 'n' Page".

Damn, I didn't know Jackie Chan played guitar fro rappers.

i had the same thought. To be honest, I was kinda interested in seeing that.

I really have nothing to add, so here is a picture of Diddy dancing with a fat woman. Looks like she's about to lift him off of the ground with her ass...

Has Puff Daddy ever tried anything he didn't suck at?

Dreaded_South: I really have nothing to add, so here is a picture of Diddy dancing with a fat woman. Looks like she's about to lift him off of the ground with her ass...

Well that's certainly the awesomest thing ive seen today.

puff daddy is one of those douchebags that needs somebody telling him how great he is every ten minutes

a la james brown.


/james brown, at least, was talented at one point

That whole club scene in Made is farking hilarious.

Nothing really to add.

/not in the position to give props to

I really wish he would just stop.

The ratio of talent to ego in diddy's case could quite possibly be the worst ever in the history of humanity.

He actually had a great performance in Raisin in the sun.

I was surprised.

~ J

If only Diddy wasn't behind the shooting of Biggie, then maybe the gunman would have made a choice to hit the other car.

zinethar: Brown Sauce: jake_lex: It's gonna be the screenplay of "Chinatown" with some "uh-huhs" and "yeahs" sprinkled in.

Exactly.

He set the bar of suck way too high with "Puff 'n' Page".

Damn, I didn't know Jackie Chan played guitar fro rappers.

Don't forget the sunglasses with the lights reflecting in them. I see him doing a Scarface ripoff with yeahs and uh huhs as his master piece.

Puff Daddy videos summed up without yeahs and uh huh goodness. (new window)

I Like Bread: The movie will lose money

No.

/cynical

I blame stupid people of every color for making this man rich and making him believe that he is talented.

The Lord of the Idiots.


//apologies to Costanza

Barricaded Gunman: How does Sean Jean P-Puff Diddy Daddy Combs keep his tongue from drying out? Because every time I see a picture of him, his mouth is hanging at least slightly open.

Mouth-Breathers rul Erth!

dothemath: Movies, like, word. I feel dat. Yay.

Yo' comment. It made me smile. Fo' shizzle.

gren713: dothemath: Movies, like, word. I feel dat. Yay.

Yo' comment. It made me smile. Fo' shizzle.

You like movies, me too. Ice Pirates. Yay.Im'a make you Grand Viceroy of my pro-dizzle company.