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(CBC) Dumbass Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs resigns over security breach involving a cougar and a guy named Mom. With pic of sad PM   (cbc.ca) divider line 37
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calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-27 12:59:19 AM  
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/just getting it out of the way

 
Highroller48 [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 01:07:53 AM  
This sucks...if we had Rae, Ignatieff, hell ANYONE but Dion leading the opposition, this pathetic Harper regime would have been ousted ages ago.

There is a giant vortex of suck forming around Steve-O, but all the opposition parties can do is stare at it like schoolchildren.

 
FetusAGoGo 2008-05-27 01:26:23 AM  
Can people everywhere please stop photographing and posting pictures of Harper? The guy gives me the creepies.

 
importedbeer 2008-05-27 01:36:12 AM  
From the article: The prime minister staunchly defended Bernier in recent weeks after he came under fire for his involvement with Couillard, who has been linked to the criminal biker underworld.

I have no idea what the criminal biker underworld is...but I want to join it.

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-05-27 01:38:42 AM  
FetusAGoGo: Can people everywhere please stop photographing and posting pictures of Harper? The guy gives me the creepies.

www.cbc.ca

/sorry
//not really
///sad about Bernier, though

 
Highroller48 [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 01:42:55 AM  
importedbeer: I have no idea what the criminal biker underworld is

Up here, most motorcycle gangs are pretty much assumed (usually correctly) to be nothing more than organized crime syndicates. Aside from the penile-challenged Hells Angels, there's also the Pagans, Outlaws MC, and Bandidos.

We had a good streak there for a while back in the late 90's and early 2000's where a bunch of them were killing each other off, but they've since started slacking a bit. Pity.

/Loud Pipes = Limp Dicks.

 
whereisian 2008-05-27 01:45:07 AM  
Plate of Crazy: sad about Bernier, though

What is there to be sad about? Dude has been a farking embarrassment and completely fails at that whole 'good government' thing Canadians seem to go for.

Although, I'd love to go to Bernier's parties.

 
alybaba 2008-05-27 01:46:46 AM  
Certified hottie

www2.canoe.com

 
CanadianCommie [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 01:50:25 AM  
Highroller48: importedbeer: I have no idea what the criminal biker underworld is

Up here, most motorcycle gangs are pretty much assumed (usually correctly) to be nothing more than organized crime syndicates. Aside from the penile-challenged Hells Angels, there's also the Pagans, Outlaws MC, and Bandidos.

We had a good streak there for a while back in the late 90's and early 2000's where a bunch of them were killing each other off, but they've since started slacking a bit. Pity.

/Loud Pipes = Limp Dicks.



I remember this, the Edmonton Sun went farking apeshiat about it. FRONT PAGE NEWS: GUY WITH BANDIDOS JACKET SPOTTED IN EDMONTON, WILL HE BE SHOT NEXT?

The articles and comments went on about how the Hells Angels wouldn't let these butt-hurting Bandidos get in on their illicit trade (drugs, mostly, very lucrative here right now to be a drug peddler) and would result in massive casualties. Some people did die, but it wasn't nearly as bad as reported.


Also, this security breach stuff should have been dealt with a long time ago, instead the government got all up in the opposition's shiat about it and made it a bigger news story than it had to be.

 
Biological Ali 2008-05-27 01:50:26 AM  
importedbeer: I have no idea what the criminal biker underworld is...but I want to join it.

Yeah, but they're no match for the criminal penny-farthing underworld. Those guys will seriously fark you up.

 
whereisian 2008-05-27 01:51:32 AM  
GIS found a pic of Harper right after he finished a huge spliff and before he made dinner.

www.smartarded.com

/ yes, Harper eats kittens
// It's for you, FetusAGoGo

 
Brokenseas 2008-05-27 01:51:52 AM  
Highroller48: This sucks...if we had Rae, Ignatieff, hell ANYONE but Dion leading the opposition, this pathetic Harper regime would have been ousted ages ago.

There is a giant vortex of suck forming around Steve-O, but all the opposition parties can do is stare at it like schoolchildren.


I don't think so. The Liberals have had a tough time fundraising since the Adscam scandal, and that wouldn't have changed even if someone else had won the leadership.

The opposition will pull the plug on Harper's government when they've rebuilt their warchests -- this summer or fall maybe. That's the only reason Harper is still PM.

 
themindiswatching 2008-05-27 01:59:33 AM  
This is only Wednesday nights at the local Republican Party meetings.

/next meeting's at the local rest area

 
zeph` [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 01:59:42 AM  
Highroller48: this pathetic Harper regime would have been ousted ages ago.

Are you really outraged at this?

 
zeph` [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 02:01:14 AM  
Brokenseas: That's the only reason Harper is still PM.

That, and the fact that he really hasn't been doing a terrible job.

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-05-27 02:02:54 AM  
whereisian: Plate of Crazy: sad about Bernier, though

What is there to be sad about? Dude has been a farking embarrassment and completely fails at that whole 'good government' thing Canadians seem to go for.

Although, I'd love to go to Bernier's parties.


Actually, he rocked at Industry, and until very recently, he was pretty good in Foreign Affairs. He didn't pull silly stunts with the US Sec. of State like MacKay, and there are far, far less capable people in cabinet who for the life of me I can't understand being assigned to the front benches (looking at you, Helena Guergis), and he's now going to be a backbencher because of some chick. Even by Couillard's own account, the documents were not seen by anyone besides Bernier, not even her. So, yeah, sad about Bernier because it's a waste.

 
FetusAGoGo 2008-05-27 02:32:42 AM  
whereisian
That picture is Gacy scary.

 
VlagimarPutin 2008-05-27 02:47:46 AM  
Highroller48: This sucks...if we had Rae, Ignatieff, hell ANYONE but Dion leading the opposition, this pathetic Harper regime would have been ousted ages ago.

There is a giant vortex of suck forming around Steve-O, but all the opposition parties can do is stare at it like schoolchildren.


And here I've been thinking Harper and Co have done a pretty nice job.

 
3rdLostPassword 2008-05-27 02:57:21 AM  
Plate of Crazy: ... because of some chick.

See also:

Did you see the way she was dressed? She deserved to be raped!

 
Nastyboy 2008-05-27 03:30:34 AM  
i11.photobucket.com

 
Unsung_Hero 2008-05-27 06:13:33 AM  
It isn't right, but usually being a bit photogenic is a requirement to be a significant political figure.

Harper has sheep eyes, and that makes me wonder who the shepherd is.

 
towatchoverme 2008-05-27 06:44:25 AM  
Unsung_Hero: Harper has sheep eyes, and that makes me wonder who the shepherd is.

The Lord is his shepherd. He shall not want, etc.

zeph`: That, and the fact that he really hasn't been doing a terrible job the only things the Feds do is deliver the mail and collect taxes, and it's hard to screw that up.

FTFY

 
SJH9 2008-05-27 07:27:19 AM  
HighRoller48: This sucks...if we had Rae, Ignatieff, hell ANYONE but Dion leading the opposition, this pathetic Harper regime would have been ousted ages ago.

Agreed. They should have bit the bullet and voted for Rae. That man could have done it.

There is has always been a giant vortex of suck forming around Steve-O, but all the opposition parties can do is stare at it like schoolchildren.

FTFY.

The Republican Farm Team is a bunch of losers. losers who spend my tax money in ways that make me angry.

 
Massa Damnata 2008-05-27 08:05:36 AM  
www.cbc.ca
"As God is my witness, I thought I could protect Canadians from the scandals and incompetence of crooked governance by sweeping them further under the rug."

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-27 08:06:34 AM  
img140.imageshack.us

 
PlatinumDragon 2008-05-27 08:48:51 AM  
Publicly broadcasting a desire to dump the corrupt governor of Kandahar province, thus wrecking months of quiet work by the Afghans to do that very thing == heckuva job, Maxie, keep on truckin'

Leaving classified documents at his girlfriend's place == dropkick to the backbenches.

Stephane Dion == empty suit

Jack Layton == huge porn mustache

That is Canadian federal politics in a nutshell.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 08:50:14 AM  
FTFA


Former girlfriend was married to Rocker


Must be this one


www.areavoices.com



/HAHA HOTLINKED

 
g026r 2008-05-27 09:42:08 AM  
CanadianCommie: Also, this security breach stuff should have been dealt with a long time ago, instead the government got all up in the opposition's shiat about it and made it a bigger news story than it had to be.

Not surprised in the least that it wasn't dealt with a long time ago. Harper's method of playing defence seems to be to refuse to admit any sort mistake, no matter how minor, and go on the offensive -- and this time it backfired spectacularly.

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-05-27 09:55:52 AM  
VlagimarPutin: Highroller48: This sucks...if we had Rae, Ignatieff, hell ANYONE but Dion leading the opposition, this pathetic Harper regime would have been ousted ages ago.

There is a giant vortex of suck forming around Steve-O, but all the opposition parties can do is stare at it like schoolchildren.

And here I've been thinking Harper and Co have done a pretty nice job.


Seriously, I've been waiting for troops on the streets of Toronto, half the Canadian Forces being sent to Iraq, for everyone to lose their Medicare, and for Canada to be sold to the US for, like, $2. The Liberals said it would happen!

Nastyboy:

Get used to it, indeed.

Unsung_Hero: It isn't right, but usually being a bit photogenic is a requirement to be a significant political figure.

Harper has sheep eyes, and that makes me wonder who the shepherd is.


I don't think Harper is bad-looking. He's certainly less frightening than Gilles Duceppe and less sleazy than Jack Layton's 'stache.

 
Flarkey 2008-05-27 10:47:08 AM  
Check out Harper's 'spouse'. Definite hotness....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7420841.stm

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

 
Riley Diefenbach [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 11:13:10 AM  
Plate of Crazy: I don't think Harper is bad-looking. He's certainly less frightening than Gilles Duceppe and less sleazy than Jack Layton's 'stache.


Jack Layton looks like the dirty old neighbour in the porn video who just "likes to watch"

bow-chicka-bow-bow

 
funmonger 2008-05-27 11:14:19 AM  
Highroller48: This sucks...if we had Rae, Ignatieff, hell ANYONE but Dion leading the opposition, this pathetic Harper regime would have been ousted ages ago.

There is a giant vortex of suck forming around Steve-O, but all the opposition parties can do is stare at it like schoolchildren.



Meanwhile, the only candidate capable of destroying him sits on the sidelines due to this overwhelmingly stupid idea amongst Canadians that he is some sort of crypto-fascist.

IGNATIEFF, DAMMIT!!!

 
strathcona [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 11:26:34 AM  
Plate of Crazy: ven by Couillard's own account, the documents were not seen by anyone besides Bernier, not even her. So, yeah, sad about Bernier because it's a waste.

So we know that nobody else saw the documents because she said so?

There are specific procedures to be followed when handling classified documents. These procedures do not include leaving them at a woman that has and may still have ties to organized crimes place.

 
Flab [TotalFark] 2008-05-27 11:40:28 AM  
Flarkey, that's not Harper's wife, that's the biker chick ex- of Foreign Affairs Minister Bernier, and Mr. Bernier himself.

 
Mike090 2008-05-27 12:53:38 PM  
Plate of Crazy: whereisian: Plate of Crazy: sad about Bernier, though

What is there to be sad about? Dude has been a farking embarrassment and completely fails at that whole 'good government' thing Canadians seem to go for.

Although, I'd love to go to Bernier's parties.

Actually, he rocked at Industry, and until very recently, he was pretty good in Foreign Affairs. He didn't pull silly stunts with the US Sec. of State like MacKay, and there are far, far less capable people in cabinet who for the life of me I can't understand being assigned to the front benches (looking at you, Helena Guergis), and he's now going to be a backbencher because of some chick. Even by Couillard's own account, the documents were not seen by anyone besides Bernier, not even her. So, yeah, sad about Bernier because it's a waste.


I'd like you to also make excuses for the Afghanistan "incident" and our embarrassment caused by the "incident" involving planes that didn't exist/work.

/went to a fundraising dinner for Ignatieff in Toronto, now wish he was leader of the opposition.

 
Shvetz 2008-05-27 01:08:10 PM  
Wow. Canadian political scandals sure are exciting.

 
bin_smokin 2008-05-27 02:31:20 PM  
SJH9 2008-05-27 07:27:19 AM
HighRoller48: This sucks...if we had Rae, Ignatieff, hell ANYONE but Dion leading the opposition, this pathetic Harper regime would have been ousted ages ago.

Agreed. They should have bit the bullet and voted for Rae. That man could have done it.

There is has always been a giant vortex of suck forming around Steve-O, but all the opposition parties can do is stare at it like schoolchildren.

FTFY.

The Republican Farm Team is a bunch of losers. losers who spend my tax money in ways that make me angry.


Funny, I feel the exact same way about the Liberals and the NDP. 2 Billion of my money on a gun registry I didn't give a shiat about certainly qualifies. If either were in power right now you would be paying a lot more tax and would recieve all of the exact same services that you are now. Also our military would be practically gone if the NDP were elected and we would be paying $2+ per Litre of gas if that tool Dion had his way.

Rae wouldn't have been able to save the liberal party in the last election. He's just another lying Liberal

 
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