follow this to The Otter Song by Too Much Joy (new window)

i wanna be an otter

Thanks for the clarification St. Theresa; I was too distracted by them whirling, swirling, and jangling to figure it out on my own.

Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas? Are you kidding me? HELL YEAH!

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band ruled.

Lookit the birds up in the tree!

"What are you?"

"I'm an otter."

"And what do you do?"

"I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands."

"You're free to go."

"And what are you?"

"I'm a cow."

"Get in the farking truck, OK pal!"

"But I'm an animal."

"You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!"

"I'm an animal, I have rights!"

"Yeah, here's your farking cousin, get on the farking truck, pal!"

THIS!!!

Mor Pheus: Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas? Are you kidding me? HELL YEAH!

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band ruled.

There's no such thing as an ugly otter. You otter re-think your headline, subby.

I was thinking of This Otter Song (new window) myself

/doesn't like soul food
//Still has a soul
///maybe

Mor Pheus: Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas? Are you kidding me? HELL YEAH!

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band ruled.

I have the DVD. It's one of my favorite Christmas movies.

Nicely done subby.

DrForrester: There's no such thing as an ugly otter. You otter re-think your headline, subby.

All baby animals, regardless of appearance, are ugly-ass. Sort of cliched irony a la Fark.

As a rule, I love otters. Then there are these guys - Giant River Otters. They are creepy.

"I will smash your skull like a clam on my tummy!"

Emmett Otter FTFW!

Now that's just too damn cute.

"The Riverbottom Nightmare Band" is the most awesome band name. Ever.

I like Otters, kinda taste like chicken McNuggets.

/be careful, they bite back.
//One more OtterPop please.

I have to chime in and add my +1 simply for "The Riverbottom Nightmare Band". How awesome was that shiat when you were a little kid.

Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks going out of control posting otter pictures in jugband-related threads. At some point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 sunbathing pics probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to be posting otter pics to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on

Gunz_drawn: I like Otters, kinda taste like chicken McNuggets.

/be careful, they bite back.
//One more OtterPop please.

Here ya go.

squishy2

I like that. I really, really like that.

wydok: "What are you?"

"I'm an otter."

"And what do you do?"

"I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands."

"You're free to go."

"And what are you?"

"I'm a cow."

"Get in the farking truck, OK pal!"

"But I'm an animal."

"You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!"

"I'm an animal, I have rights!"

"Yeah, here's your farking cousin, get on the farking truck, pal!"

"Life sucks, wear a helmet!"

Mor Pheus: Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas? Are you kidding me? HELL YEAH!

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band ruled.

my wife fricking loves that movie. I had never heard of it until I met her.

Wonderful part of my childhood...

NDP2: Gunz_drawn: I like Otters, kinda taste like chicken McNuggets.

/be careful, they bite back.
//One more OtterPop please.

Here ya go.

Thanks A Bunch.
They go great with A beer chaser.

/bit off too much of plastic corner
//gonna die now
///I hate these Otterpop things

spaz_attack: Lookit the birds up in the tree!

Hey! We're not birds! We're a jug band!

"Kill the table-eaters, in the name of almighty science!"

That movie is great. One of the best Christmas movies ever, right up there with the Muppet Christmas Carol.

Fozzywig FTW!!

RIP Mr. Henson.

Otters rule!

You got mashed potatoes?

/that is all

I said I was HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y!!!

Thanks Fark for dragging out childhood memories. :P

"Pa would hock that tool chest."
"Pa would put a hole in that wash tub."

Look how alike we are .. we could be long lost brothers.

Hmmm .. Now I need to see that

That was just before Kermit's downward spiral.

What the hell is the big deal about baby river otters



oh dear god I want to spend the rest of my life surrounded by them.

/Pennsylvania drivers FTW!
//hotlinked from my own facebook
///girlfriend's out of town. Lots of farking time.

Holy crap. I want to leap into a huge pile of them and curl up forever.

sombreradoraloca: What the hell is the big deal about baby river otters



oh dear god I want to spend the rest of my life surrounded by them.

They look a little like ferrets.

factoryconnection: DrForrester: There's no such thing as an ugly otter. You otter re-think your headline, subby.

All baby animals, regardless of appearance, are ugly-ass. Sort of cliched irony a la Fark.

Thanks, you little whippersnapper, now get off my lawn before I start hurling onions from my belt at you.

I was just jumping at the chance to substitute "oughtta" for "otter." Been here long, junior?

squishy2: Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks going out of control posting otter pictures in jugband-related threads. At some point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 sunbathing pics probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to be posting otter pics to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on

If you do this anymore while the moon is in this phase, I'm sending a Giant Brazilian River Otter after your genitals.

EMMET OTTER'S JUG BAND CHRISTMAS BLOOPERS (funny as hell)

and

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band!

//no RickRolls here

rainstorm: You got mashed potatoes?

/that is all

Ha!, I came here just for that line. Thanks!

All together now: Awwwwww!!

bobsyouruncle: rainstorm: You got mashed potatoes?

/that is all

Ha!, I came here just for that line. Thanks!

And even on Fark I thought I would be the only one. You, sir, are full of awesome!

/We still request the mashed potatoes in that voice at holiday dinners when everyone is around.
//1,000,000 Bonus points to anyone who knows where our other favorite mashed potato line is from: "Ain't these 'taters good?" "She likes Bootsies 'taters" (no cheating)

rainstorm: bobsyouruncle: rainstorm: You got mashed potatoes?

/that is all

Ha!, I came here just for that line. Thanks!

And even on Fark I thought I would be the only one. You, sir, are full of awesome!

/We still request the mashed potatoes in that voice at holiday dinners when everyone is around.
//1,000,000 Bonus points to anyone who knows where our other favorite mashed potato line is from: "Ain't these 'taters good?" "She likes Bootsies 'taters" (no cheating)

"Savannah Smiles" FTW!

I used to love that movie as a kid! The Otters too. So many great movie memories from kid-dom!