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(MDN) Sappy Ugly-ass baby river otters to go outside for sunbathing, playing some jugband music   (mdn.mainichi.jp) divider line 47
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st.theresa 2008-05-25 09:19:09 PM  
follow this to The Otter Song by Too Much Joy (new window)

i wanna be an otter

 
factoryconnection 2008-05-25 10:07:45 PM  
Thanks for the clarification St. Theresa; I was too distracted by them whirling, swirling, and jangling to figure it out on my own.

 
Mor Pheus 2008-05-25 10:10:37 PM  
Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas? Are you kidding me? HELL YEAH!

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band ruled.

 
spaz_attack 2008-05-25 10:12:52 PM  
Lookit the birds up in the tree!

 
wydok 2008-05-25 10:13:02 PM  
"What are you?"

"I'm an otter."

"And what do you do?"

"I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands."

"You're free to go."

"And what are you?"

"I'm a cow."

"Get in the farking truck, OK pal!"

"But I'm an animal."

"You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!"

"I'm an animal, I have rights!"

"Yeah, here's your farking cousin, get on the farking truck, pal!"

 
AgentMSK 2008-05-25 10:13:12 PM  
THIS!!!

Mor Pheus: Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas? Are you kidding me? HELL YEAH!

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band ruled.

 
DrForrester 2008-05-25 10:13:24 PM  
There's no such thing as an ugly otter. You otter re-think your headline, subby.

 
Qbawl 2008-05-25 10:13:47 PM  
I was thinking of This Otter Song (new window) myself

/doesn't like soul food
//Still has a soul
///maybe

 
Alwaysus 2008-05-25 10:14:53 PM  
Mor Pheus: Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas? Are you kidding me? HELL YEAH!

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band ruled.


I have the DVD. It's one of my favorite Christmas movies.

Nicely done subby.

 
AgentMSK 2008-05-25 10:14:57 PM  
www.sonicblu.net

 
factoryconnection 2008-05-25 10:16:54 PM  
DrForrester: There's no such thing as an ugly otter. You otter re-think your headline, subby.

All baby animals, regardless of appearance, are ugly-ass. Sort of cliched irony a la Fark.

 
bugdog [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 10:18:09 PM  
As a rule, I love otters. Then there are these guys - Giant River Otters. They are creepy.

files.esd189.org

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 10:18:27 PM  
img143.imageshack.us

 
The Grinch 2008-05-25 10:18:55 PM  
img143.imageshack.us

"I will smash your skull like a clam on my tummy!"

 
Selfabortion 2008-05-25 10:19:16 PM  
Emmett Otter FTFW!

 
KeelingLovesCornholes 2008-05-25 10:22:20 PM  
Now that's just too damn cute.

 
Poo_Fight 2008-05-25 10:25:32 PM  
"The Riverbottom Nightmare Band" is the most awesome band name. Ever.

 
Gunz_drawn 2008-05-25 10:28:22 PM  
I like Otters, kinda taste like chicken McNuggets.

/be careful, they bite back.
//One more OtterPop please.

 
sels 2008-05-25 10:32:53 PM  
I have to chime in and add my +1 simply for "The Riverbottom Nightmare Band". How awesome was that shiat when you were a little kid.

 
squishy2 2008-05-25 10:35:15 PM  
Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks going out of control posting otter pictures in jugband-related threads. At some point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 sunbathing pics probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to be posting otter pics to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on

 
NDP2 2008-05-25 10:53:22 PM  
Gunz_drawn: I like Otters, kinda taste like chicken McNuggets.

/be careful, they bite back.
//One more OtterPop please.


Here ya go.
community.kaboose.com

 
ironic_followup 2008-05-25 10:53:47 PM  
squishy2

I like that. I really, really like that.

 
FatherVic 2008-05-25 10:57:23 PM  
wydok: "What are you?"

"I'm an otter."

"And what do you do?"

"I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands."

"You're free to go."

"And what are you?"

"I'm a cow."

"Get in the farking truck, OK pal!"

"But I'm an animal."

"You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!"

"I'm an animal, I have rights!"

"Yeah, here's your farking cousin, get on the farking truck, pal!"


"Life sucks, wear a helmet!"

 
Charlie Random Name 2008-05-25 10:59:01 PM  
Mor Pheus: Emmit Otters Jugband Christmas? Are you kidding me? HELL YEAH!

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band ruled.


my wife fricking loves that movie. I had never heard of it until I met her.

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-05-25 11:00:44 PM  
shadowsrealm.com

Wonderful part of my childhood...

 
Gunz_drawn 2008-05-25 11:05:16 PM  
NDP2: Gunz_drawn: I like Otters, kinda taste like chicken McNuggets.

/be careful, they bite back.
//One more OtterPop please.

Here ya go.


Thanks A Bunch.
They go great with A beer chaser.

/bit off too much of plastic corner
//gonna die now
///I hate these Otterpop things

 
memilkisyummy 2008-05-25 11:06:05 PM  
spaz_attack: Lookit the birds up in the tree!

Hey! We're not birds! We're a jug band!

 
Jarhead_h 2008-05-25 11:07:14 PM  
img211.imageshack.us
"Kill the table-eaters, in the name of almighty science!"

 
wingnut396 2008-05-25 11:08:53 PM  
That movie is great. One of the best Christmas movies ever, right up there with the Muppet Christmas Carol.

Fozzywig FTW!!

RIP Mr. Henson.

Otters rule!

blogs.chron.com

 
rainstorm 2008-05-25 11:10:54 PM  
You got mashed potatoes?

/that is all

 
black_knight 2008-05-25 11:11:34 PM  
I said I was HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y!!!

Thanks Fark for dragging out childhood memories. :P

 
This space intentionaly left blank 2008-05-25 11:12:56 PM  
"Pa would hock that tool chest."
"Pa would put a hole in that wash tub."

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-05-25 11:13:59 PM  
Look how alike we are .. we could be long lost brothers.

Hmmm .. Now I need to see that

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-05-25 11:15:44 PM  

 
nunia 2008-05-25 11:26:05 PM  
i7.photobucket.com

 
generic user 2008-05-25 11:27:31 PM  
That was just before Kermit's downward spiral.

 
sombreradoraloca 2008-05-25 11:34:25 PM  
What the hell is the big deal about baby river otters

mdn.mainichi.jp

oh dear god I want to spend the rest of my life surrounded by them.

 
Trick E. Dick 2008-05-25 11:44:28 PM  
photos-111.ll.facebook.com

/Pennsylvania drivers FTW!
//hotlinked from my own facebook
///girlfriend's out of town. Lots of farking time.

 
E Arkhe 2008-05-26 12:04:05 AM  
Holy crap. I want to leap into a huge pile of them and curl up forever.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-05-26 12:09:28 AM  
sombreradoraloca: What the hell is the big deal about baby river otters



oh dear god I want to spend the rest of my life surrounded by them.


They look a little like ferrets.

 
DrForrester 2008-05-26 12:16:48 AM  
factoryconnection: DrForrester: There's no such thing as an ugly otter. You otter re-think your headline, subby.

All baby animals, regardless of appearance, are ugly-ass. Sort of cliched irony a la Fark.


Thanks, you little whippersnapper, now get off my lawn before I start hurling onions from my belt at you.

I was just jumping at the chance to substitute "oughtta" for "otter." Been here long, junior?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-05-26 12:31:01 AM  
squishy2: Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks going out of control posting otter pictures in jugband-related threads. At some point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 sunbathing pics probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to be posting otter pics to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on


If you do this anymore while the moon is in this phase, I'm sending a Giant Brazilian River Otter after your genitals.

 
jely 2008-05-26 01:49:16 AM  

 
bobsyouruncle 2008-05-26 08:58:12 AM  
rainstorm: You got mashed potatoes?

/that is all


Ha!, I came here just for that line. Thanks!

 
Aislin 2008-05-26 09:25:52 AM  
All together now: Awwwwww!!

 
rainstorm 2008-05-26 06:43:52 PM  
bobsyouruncle: rainstorm: You got mashed potatoes?

/that is all

Ha!, I came here just for that line. Thanks!


And even on Fark I thought I would be the only one. You, sir, are full of awesome!

/We still request the mashed potatoes in that voice at holiday dinners when everyone is around.
//1,000,000 Bonus points to anyone who knows where our other favorite mashed potato line is from: "Ain't these 'taters good?" "She likes Bootsies 'taters" (no cheating)

 
KatyBell 2008-05-27 01:39:06 AM  
rainstorm: bobsyouruncle: rainstorm: You got mashed potatoes?

/that is all

Ha!, I came here just for that line. Thanks!

And even on Fark I thought I would be the only one. You, sir, are full of awesome!

/We still request the mashed potatoes in that voice at holiday dinners when everyone is around.
//1,000,000 Bonus points to anyone who knows where our other favorite mashed potato line is from: "Ain't these 'taters good?" "She likes Bootsies 'taters" (no cheating)


"Savannah Smiles" FTW!

I used to love that movie as a kid! The Otters too. So many great movie memories from kid-dom!

 
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