STAY ON TARGET...

Referring to 9-year old Girl Scout Gracie Smith testifying at last week's trial, Woods said the little girl "looked really cute when she came into the courtroom." But about the restaurant dine and dash, "Denny's is not my fault, even though you guys don't want to believe me."

Is she different now? "I don't have much of an attitude any more, really," answered Woods. "Except for the other day. That was just anger. So what can I say?" said Woods, talking about when she made a gesture and shoved the lens of a CBS 12 photographer following the Girl Scout trial.

Did someone do a moralectomy on this person? I'm finding it impossible to feel even a scrap of sympathy for her, and I'm usually pretty soft hearted

FTFA:
They also a rejected a plea offer from prosecutors, which would have put Stefanie on probation for six month.

So let's see, they reject this, in exchange for this:

Pleading no contest, while not technically an admission of guilt, now puts Woods at the mercy of Judge Barry Cohen, who will sentence Woods next month. The maximum Woods can receive on the misdemeanor charge is 60 days in jail and a 500 dollar fine.

Real smart there. Somehow I don't think the judge is going to go lightly on her sentence.

"I still don't think it gives them the right to be screaming things at me"

yes, it does.... you're a thief....

Karma's a biatch

Good! Her buddy needs to get locked up to.

What a self-involved little turd of a girl. Just wait 'til she grows up. I feel sorry for anyone who ever gets involved with her.

Chop her hand off. It may be cruel but you can't knock its effectiveness.

Apply directly to the forehead.


or at least get your tubes tied

What happened? I missed the original story on the money.

these chicks basically took candy from a baby. Then laughed about it.

fap.

Stefanie, accept the porn offers you're getting right now. You'll never get offered more money than they're offering you right now in a career path that seems pretty much inevitable.

No kidding, those Scouts lie about everything.

Like I said, the wind blew my robe open.

"Even though I said some things on TV," said Woods, "I still don't think it gives them the right to be screaming things at me at Publix, at Starbucks, at Wal Mart, at Target. People scream things at me every single day and it's getting really really hard."

Lose the top so I can see what I'm working with, and I'll show you what's "really really hard".

No, I won't respect you in the morning, because I don't respect you tonight.

Is she different now? "I don't have much of an attitude any more, really," answered Woods. "Except for the other day. That was just anger. So what can I say?" said Woods, talking about when she made a gesture and shoved the lens of a CBS 12 photographer following the Girl Scout trial.


All that chick needs is an MBA and she'd fit right in with some of the corporate types I know.

Link video makes you hot, audio makes you angry

In the battle between selfish coonts and cute Girl Scouts, guess who wins?

What a couple of evil, stuck up, shallow biatches.

dwalder

STAY ON TARGET...

...almost there!

aimtastic: Stefanie, accept the porn offers you're getting right now. You'll never get offered more money than they're offering you right now in a career path that seems pretty much inevitable.

This.
Plus the should do spanking porn, because they need to be punished.

thats some fine parenting...ooh...sorry.

publix is our local supermarket for those not from s. fl

I happened to get quite a laugh from the google ads I got at the bottom of the article:

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/makes total sense.

Someday they'll be stealing dollars from me at the meat rack.

H_is_for_Heretic: Link video makes you hot, audio makes you angry

I was about to start going on about how kids shouldn't be publicly harassed about every minor, dumb decision they've made in their lives...

...Then I watched the original video

This has to be some kind of satirical performance art piece, right?

H_is_for_Heretic: Link video makes you hot, audio makes you angry

Wow, what a half-hearted attempt to pixellate their faces

/All the easier for the pitchfork weilding mob to grab them

Ready_Cents: publix is our local supermarket for those not from s. fl

Thanks, i was wondering.

This is going to end well...

/for us Farkers!!!
//laughs in advance

I can see it now: justice hits girls hardest. Something must be done.

What I find really scary is how the article and the website give absolutely no indication where the hell this occurred. Generic CBS station website, generic diverse anchor images on top, stop trac radar showing a city by a lake or a coast.

I am surfing with no javascript but no ad blocking, and there is just nothing that says where this is.

So I don't think this is the two chicks pictured above. That was in Phoenix -- no body of water for storm tracing. This was ANOTHER case of hottie teen stealing from a girl scout. And further googling shows it was in Palm Beach, Florida.

I'd tap em.

aimtastic: Stefanie, accept the porn offers you're getting right now. You'll never get offered more money than they're offering you right now in a career path that seems pretty much inevitable.

Who doesn't like money, right?

falconpunch: I'd tap em.

Yeah, with two 9mm rounds to the back of the head.

Let the spankings commence.

/Sorry, had to.

It's not over yet.
The media hasn't roasted and baked them.
Give it three months, and we'll see.
I am very confident there will be either a crack house and/or a trailer park in this story by the time it's over.

No way this can be real. No way. It's just too much. I reject it, I reject you and I reject your position.

t3knomanser: falconpunch: I'd tap em.

Yeah, with two 9mm rounds to the back of the head.

Tap now, cap later.

AND a tramp stamp.

If you are a social pariah, don't go out in public places.

Keep a low profile. Move away.

/That's what I did. 100% took care of the problem.

H_is_for_Heretic: Link video makes you hot, audio makes you angry

haha

'Money's Money...'

That phrase coming from her mouth, in that tone of voice - I think we all know exactly what she's going to be doing for money in another year or so.

Nasty-ass spoiled suburban little biatch
/nuff said
//hotlinked all to hell

aimtastic: Stefanie, accept the porn offers you're getting right now. You'll never get offered more money than they're offering you right now in a career path that seems pretty much inevitable.

Somehow, the idea of personally despising the chick I'm fapping to is incredibly hot to me. I've no idea why that is, but please tell me these offers have actually happened. Is there a link to the porn offers story somewhere?

/fap
//hate
///fap

Oh, and this too.

I have a few of these for her if she needs them.

Elrond_Hubbard: aimtastic: Stefanie, accept the porn offers you're getting right now. You'll never get offered more money than they're offering you right now in a career path that seems pretty much inevitable.

Somehow, the idea of personally despising the chick I'm fapping to is incredibly hot to me. I've no idea why that is, but please tell me these offers have actually happened. Is there a link to the porn offers story somewhere?

/fap
//hate
///fap

Keep it in your pants, killer.

If it's not nailed down it's ok to take it and if I can pry it loose it's not nailed down

So how do I contact TappingTheVein to thank him for the month of free TotalFark?

falconpunch: Elrond_Hubbard: aimtastic: Stefanie, accept the porn offers you're getting right now. You'll never get offered more money than they're offering you right now in a career path that seems pretty much inevitable.

Somehow, the idea of personally despising the chick I'm fapping to is incredibly hot to me. I've no idea why that is, but please tell me these offers have actually happened. Is there a link to the porn offers story somewhere?

/fap
//hate
///fap

Keep it in your pants, killer.

You must be new around here.

so let me get this straight.
She did something asshatish
She was caught.
People were upset at her being such an asshat and take every opportunity to remind her of it.
She, instead of realizing she was an asshat, thinks its everyone else's fault.

So when is she running for congress?