Picnics are in nature.
Nature makes me horny.
When I am horny, it's women that I want.
So, I guess it's Hillary.

They're politicians, so which ever person you'd pick, you'd still pick a ninny.

I'd invite Hillary, but all she'd bring is sour grapes.

I'd so like to party with Wile E Coyote. That would be a hoot.

From this election? Cause I always found Steve Forbes somehow attractive.

Dennis Kucinich, but only if he brings Elizabeth and she's wearing a sundress.

John McCain is only allowed to eat bland foods that have been mushed into a paste, so he's out.

Obama doesn't strike me as an outdoorsy picknicking kinda guy. I think he'd be visibly uncomfortable eating in the park.

Hillary is totally fake, which means she'd show up acting like she goes on picnics every other day. Even if she hates picnics and she hasn't eaten outdoors (patios in DC not included) for decades, she's gonna show up with a bulging, late 19th century picnic basket filled with home made (*cough* purchased at a gourmet store *cough*) foods and a bottle of wine that was once given to her (*cough* to her husband *cough*) by the PM of Italy. If there's even a possibility that there's a camera within a half mile, Hillary would show up for the picnic acting like she's Martha Fukcing Stuart.

Hillary is my picnic choice.

Barak, cause he'd bring the 420.

And fried chicken.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Hillary is my picnic choice.

I agree with everything else you say, but I think she'd eat everything. And she's go after all the good stuff first and leave you with nothing but a ziplock bag of Ritz crackers that are all soggy from being ignored at the bottom of the cooler. I'd choose Obama. Not because I think it would be a great picnic or anything, but if any of the three know where to find some ass, it's going to be him.

Me: Obama, why are we having our picnic in way out in the wooded area of the park?

Obama: Because this is where the park biatches come to smoke weed and suck dick. You want to get your jammy wet, right? Now, give me a dollar. I'm gonna roll up a jib tight like a railroad spike for these hoes. Plickey-plow! Biatches be falling out of trees like pinecones for this shiat.

Doctor Funkenstein: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Hillary is my picnic choice.

I agree with everything else you say, but I think she'd eat everything. And she's go after all the good stuff first and leave you with nothing but a ziplock bag of Ritz crackers that are all soggy from being ignored at the bottom of the cooler. I'd choose Obama. Not because I think it would be a great picnic or anything, but if any of the three know where to find some ass, it's going to be him.

Me: Obama, why are we having our picnic in way out in the wooded area of the park?

Obama: Because this is where the park biatches come to smoke weed and suck dick. You want to get your jammy wet, right? Now, give me a dollar. I'm gonna roll up a jib tight like a railroad spike for these hoes. Plickey-plow! Biatches be falling out of trees like pinecones for this shiat.


lololol! I could totally hear him saying that.

It seems McCain has some potential when it comes to bringing copious amounts of grub.

plickey-plow?

Mike Gravel. We could throw rocks into the pond together after a tasty meal.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: plickey-plow?

I have no idea either, dude. I heard the whole thing spoken by Dave Chappelle in my head.

Doctor Funkenstein: I heard the whole thing spoken by Dave Chappelle in my head.

It's funny shiznizzle.

As part of the deal for living rent-free (all the mortgages under Cindy's name), John McCain is not allowed to bring anything but Budweiser. Er... no.

R.A.Danny: It seems McCain has some potential when it comes to bringing copious amounts of grub.

That, and the fact his wife owns a beer distribution business doesn't hurt.

Mrs. Kunnich and Mrs. Thompson.

I hear Ron Paul makes a delicious soup out of his tears

TheOther: Mrs. Kunnich and Mrs. Thompson.

Any or all of them.

I mean, come on, it's just a picnic. Any of them that turned out to be obnoxious jerks, it's only for an hour or two until the picnic is over, and otherwise the conversation would at least be interesting.

"Variety is the spice of life", as they say.

// Paul/Bloomberg vs. Gravel/Kucinich in 2008!

McCain or Hillary. Picnicking with Obama would be like hanging out with the collective image of my high school girlfriends' dads. Most of them were either professors or executives. Way uncomfortable after the pleasantries are done as they always kept themselves at a distance. And always with the silent judging...Picnicking with an old coot or a somewhat crazy lady would be much more fun.

Meghan McCain.



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I don't consider them candidates, but I very seriously would like to shoot the sh*t with both Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich. If it didn't denigrate into an absolute shouting match, there would be some seriously decent political conversation there...

RON PAUL

Bill Richardson cause he'd om nom nom nom with me.

or

Obama cause he'd turn water into wine

Whamdangler: Picnics are in nature.
Nature makes me horny.
When I am horny, it's women that I want.
So, I guess it's Hillary.

I can understant that, but wouldn't it be pretty neat to say, "I raped John McCain in the butt"?

/I'd want a picnic with Gravel just to listen to his grumpy tangents.

Smellvin: I can understant that, but wouldn't it be pretty neat to say, "I raped John McCain in the butt"?

Until then, only a half dozen North Vietnamese soldiers could say that.

Ronald Reagan.

Duh, Mike Huckabee of course. You've heard about his BBQ ribs recipe right?

saintstryfe: Until then, only a half dozen North Vietnamese soldiers prostitutes could say that.

or so some people say

Clinton, so I could seduce her.

Oh what, not one of you finds power sexy?

How about Bush. He seems like the kind of person you would want a beer with.

Point is moot, because I won't have a picnic with any of them. No picnics, no beers, no golf, no watching of football, none of that. I'm not hiring them for picnics. I'm hiring them to work. I'm hiring them to improve the lives of their country's citizens, as much as possible. It'd be nice to be sure, but ultimately there's nothing that would be accomplished through a picnic that couldn't also be accomplished through an e-mail.

Gosling: Point is moot, because I won't have a picnic with any of them. No picnics, no beers, no golf, no watching of football, none of that. I'm not hiring them for picnics. I'm hiring them to work. I'm hiring them to improve the lives of their country's citizens, as much as possible. It'd be nice to be sure, but ultimately there's nothing that would be accomplished through a picnic that couldn't also be accomplished through an e-mail.

You are the one in charge of hiring the president? I would like to have a word about this George Bush guy you keep hiring.

whidbey: I don't consider them candidates, but I very seriously would like to shoot the sh*t with both Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich. If it didn't denigrate into an absolute shouting match, there would be some seriously decent political conversation there...

I think they are both pretty reasonable and calm guys; whenever interviewed they rarely escalate into a crossfire/O'Reilly/CNN type of argument. I've never seen either raise their voice in anger, but I'd be happy to watch the videos where they do.

It would be awkward trying to make conversation with Clinton and watching the elderly eat is often unpleasant so McCain is out so I'm going with Obama (assuming there was plenty of watermelon to go around).

Instead, can I go with that Princess Leia chick from the Ukraine?

InferiousX: Clinton, so I could seduce her.

Oh what, not one of you finds power sexy?

Gee, I never had you pegged as that kind of person....

NeverDrunk23: How about Bush. He seems like the kind of person you would want a beer pretzel with.

I wouldn't invite McCain, because I love my PANCAKES

InferiousX: Oh what, not one of you finds power sexy?

so you're lusting over Obama then?

Hillary, because she would be ready for the picnic on day one and would always be ready for my 3am call for more potato salad.

Senator Obama and Green Party nominee Cynthia McKinney. We'd talk about religion, especially Senator Obama's embrace of Reinhold Niebuhr (new window). I'd also be checking to see if McKinney is still batshiat crazy.

Nurglitch: Duh, Mike Huckabee of course. You've heard about his BBQ ribs recipe right?

You have a point there, to be sure.

I will have a picnic at the edge of the Grand Canyon. And maybe I will accidentally knock the politician over the edge...

I'll take Hillary.

You know, I probably should have thought that through. Now the secret service is going to come knocking...

Whamdangler: Picnics are in nature.
Nature makes me horny.
When I am horny, it's women that I want.
So, I guess it's Hillary.

/Not News: Farker gets horny in nature
//News: Farker sez that Hillary would be the one to bang
///Fark: Farker is a chick

generaltimmy: Obama cause he'd turn water into wine

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