The news is awesome and the headline is full of win.

Say hello to an Obama win in Puerto Rico!

/also, nice headline!

Bwahahahah +1

Thanks subby I needed that.

and yet another hillary comment comes back to haunt her.

good.

clancifer: The news is awesome and the headline is full of win.

yeah, other than not being able to spell assassinated

Golf clap for subby. This isn't going away anytime soon.

Still, as the article pointed out, with Latinos, Obama will have a tough sell. It will be weather or not they will be wanting to vote along the party lines or not.

Hahaha, nice.

More like deported?

As a blue-collar, hispanic, jewish woman, I really don't see what all these people have against Obama. Much less do I see what they have in favor of Clinton.

And I forgot to mention I'm also older than dirt.

KramericaWallet: As a blue-collar, hispanic, jewish woman, I really don't see what all these people have against Obama. Much less do I see what they have in favor of Clinton.

They are stupid like most Americans, and are voting for the one with the popular name. To many people, just having the last name Clinton is enough to be president. I'm sure even George Clinton would do really good in the primaries. It would be one nation under a groove, getting down just for the funk of it. I'd actually be down for that, and I'm sure the guy would legalize marijuana and probably LSD.

TheJoe03

They are stupid like most Americans, and are voting for the one with the popular name.

I hate thinking this way, but then I realize there's a reason CNN, MSNBC, FOX, etc. are still in business.

Obama has some over-sized ego.

Bush was not talking about him in Israel

Hillary was not talking about him with RFK reference

McCain was not talking about him when quoted "get off my lawn"

You know, TheJoe03, I'd vote for George Clinton, but only if Bootsy wasn't running.

The Clintons and the word assassinated have a lot in common.

For starters, they're both comprised of two "ass"-es.

that's okay, she can find another one hanging around the Costco for cheap.

Yeah, she's probably expecting the sniper fire to hit him when the plane lands.

//Oblig.

Se Si Puede!!

Hobodeluxe: Se Si Puede!!

Ya know, I'm so white that I'm from a Clinton state... but I think you got that wrong.

Louder And More Dissonant: Hobodeluxe: Se Si Puede!!

Ya know, I'm so white that I'm from a Clinton state... but I think you got that wrong.

I'm dyslexico

21 posts in and I'm still laughing at the headline... is that wrong?

stamped human bacon: 21 posts in and I'm still laughing at the headline... is that wrong?

Only if you plan on buying a sniper rifle

RandomExcess: Obama has some over-sized ego.

Bush was not talking about him in Israel

Hillary was not talking about him with RFK reference

McCain was not talking about him when quoted "get off my lawn"

Oh you're soo right, cause Bush was clearly talking about Che when he made his statement. Hillary is clearly running against someone not named Senator Obama. And McCain is most likely still talking to his VC handlers.

Hell, whites are still waiting for Nat Turner to raise his zombie marauders and slit their damn throats. I wouldn't be surprise to hear that Ronnie Raygun is guarding the gates of Heaven. He's protecting us from there, so he doesn't have to come down to Earth to do it.

Now if only they'd talk some sense into *my* congressional rep. She's still on the Hillary train, even though Obama won our district by over two to one.

I'm proud of this headline

/subby

DeRosso: stamped human bacon: 21 posts in and I'm still laughing at the headline... is that wrong?

Only if you plan on buying a sniper rifle

lol

stamped human bacon: 21 posts in and I'm still laughing at the headline... is that wrong?

It's not wrong, it's Fark!

RandomExcess: Obama has some over-sized ego.

No, you have an undersized perceptive ability.

What determines how long it takes from when a thread gets green-lit to when it shows up here?
Do some of them not?

Well, if you're going to snatch a Hillary defector, that's about as good as you can get. She did well among Hispanics, so at least that part of her campaign was working. This is a good pickup; should help solidify New Mexico.

And if Obama ultimately picks Napolitano, Arizona becomes a hot spot.

que bueno!

KramericaWallet: What determines how long it takes from when a thread gets green-lit to when it shows up here?
Do some of them not?

Mod discretion. Sometimes it's almost immediate, sometimes the mods put it off until the next day.

Gosling: Well, if you're going to snatch a Hillary defector, that's about as good as you can get. She did well among Hispanics, so at least that part of her campaign was working. This is a good pickup; should help solidify New Mexico.

And if Obama ultimately picks Napolitano, Arizona becomes a hot spot.

Traditionally Republican states definitely in play with Obama in the race:
Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia, South Carolina, New Hampshire, possibly Arizona, possibly Kansas

Swing States more likely to go Democrat with Obama in the race:
New Mexico, Pennsylvania, Florida, Michigan, Ohio

Places where Obama might do surprisingly well:
Mississippi, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Nevada, Montana, Maine

Places where McCain might do surprisingly well or pick up new Republican voters:
Arkansas


...we might be looking at a landslide depending on how things develop June-August.

Headline is #1 with a bullet!

Traditionally Republican states definitely in play with Obama in the race:
Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia, South Carolina, New Hampshire, possibly Arizona, possibly Kansas

I would say Georgia and SC have no chance... except now Bob Barr is in the race, and he could peel off a lot of McCain voters in the deep south.

fark yeah!

cameroncrazy1984: Say hello to an Obama win in Puerto Rico!

-feels pretty

Gosling: Mod Admin discretion. Sometimes it's almost immediate, sometimes the mods Admins put it off until the next day.

FTFY. Mods here can only delete posts and give temporary banninations. All greenlights and headline corrections are done by the admins.

shower_in_my_socks: The Clintons and the word assassinated have a lot in common.

For starters, they're both comprised of two "ass"-es.

hahaha!

Nice.

I think this is part of the California 40, a group of superdels who have threatened to jump ship one-by-one unless Clinton drops out.

Clintonistas, remember to swim clear once the ship goes under or you'll be sucked down with it.

Gosling: Well, if you're going to snatch a Hillary defector, that's about as good as you can get.

Please please PLEASE don't say "snatch" and "Hillary" together in the same sentence. Some of us are trying to eat dinner right now!

Mentat: Clintonistas, remember to swim clear once the ship goes under or you'll be sucked down with it. Enjoy the ride!

That looks better.

If they're dumb enough to be on the ship by now, they deserve the iceberg they get. Clinton supporters that still are don't need to be around anymore!

There was a very small article in our paper today, page 7, mixed in with the non-news, about Obama's response to Hillary's RFK comment.
I hadn't seen a lot of coverage of that. Obama blessed Hillary and granted her extreme unction based on the fact that "she was over tired from campaigning."

Brilliant. In one sentence, he took the high road by forgiving her, and yet still stuck it to her by suggesting that she doesn't have what it takes to run in this man's campaign.

The time to worry is when the co-chair of her Caucasian Council bails out.

Rodeodoc:

In one sentence, he took the high road by forgiving her, and yet still stuck it to her by suggesting that she doesn't have what it takes to run in this man's campaign.

He does seem to have a perpetual list of zingy one-liners for whenever he needs them.

I LOL'd

Megain: clancifer: The news is awesome and the headline is full of win.

yeah, other than not being able to spell assassinated

yeah assassinations aren't the same without the sass


/not gay
//just thought of it

jjorsett: The time to worry is when the co-chair of her Caucasian Council bails out.

Bill's in this for the long haul.

Bill Frist: I'm proud of this headline

/subby

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subtard: Remember...
there are always 2 asses

in assassinated.



Jesus!! What is that, the chair of the future?? I'm buying stock in the company that makes it immediately.