Anyone want to hear some Vogon poetry?

Oh frettled gruntbuggly +++NO CARRIER++

Oh no... not again.

Everyday is towel day for me and I answer every question by screaming, "FORTY TWO" at the person asking me.

Psh, anyone with any taste drinks Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters

SoothinglyDeranged

Psh, anyone with any taste drinks Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters

Anyone who has drunk a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster has no living taste buds left.

oldebayer: Anyone who has drunk a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster has no living taste buds left.

Or half their brain.

GAT_00: oldebayer: Anyone who has drunk a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster has no living taste buds left.

Or half their brain.

Really, I like having my brain smashed it with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

You could work your way up to a PGGB with a Ouishigian Zoda...

/Puts on Joo Janta Peril Sensitive Sunglasses and heads for the beach

Douglas Adams, now there's a frood who knew where his towel was...

dammit. i don't have any gin.
or tonic.
or jynantonnix.

anybody want a pan galactic gargle blaster?

I'm still looking for a definitive Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster drink recipe.

/Knows where my towel and Guide are at all times

WolfinPHX

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Bartending/Cocktails/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster

These are the best i could find

I'd celebrate, but the damn Guiness towel is not here yet!.

If you'll look at the fine print, we are not responsibel as you are from sector ZZ Plural Z Alpha.

Klippoklondike: WolfinPHX

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Bartending/Cocktails/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster

These are the best i could find

I'll have a look. Thanks!

This is where all the strags pretend to be cool.

/RIP, Douglas Adams
//died clutching his towel, supposedly

Well, you try finding brassieres in triple-cup DD sometime! Especially in the crap malls of Eroticon Six!

I like the 42 towel, but it's tiny. Anyone know where I can find a beach size version?

FTFA

But what if you don't own a proper towel? What if you prefer to drip-dry? Maybe you live in a wind tunnel and have no need for an absorbent piece of cloth.

Well the folks at ThinkGeek are now offering this beautiful 42 Utility Towel.

At least have the decency of using the Plug tag.

/ Blatant Advert.....

lajimi: HE'S COOL WITH IT

Thank you, only 17 posts on the count but I would have been sorely disappointed without a towelie reference.

/Maybe they should play the beat to Funkytown to celebrate
//You're the worst character ever Towelie.

Guess this is a good time to share this...

Recorded this silly bit of music a few years ago. Guitars are me (porno guitar and tremolo bar part is Strat, rest is Les Paul), rest I programmed in Reason (I think it was Reason... lol).

The Towelie Song

Hope it gives somebody a little chuckle.

Towel Testimonials (new window)

The guy who used Douglas Adams as reference #42 in his Master's thesis is pretty cool.

Crap. Above song is NSFW.

I have the HHGTTG smiley-planet tattooed on my forearm. On the opposing forearm is the three-eyed smiley from Transmetropolitan.

I am clearly a dork.

SpiderQueenDemon: Well, you try finding brassieres in triple-cup DD sometime! Especially in the crap malls of Eroticon Six!

How YOU doin'?.

Great. Just in time to poke Paul Bellini too.

Aw! I forgot my towel today! I'll watch "Hitchhicker's Guide" and drink a brew when I get home in Adams' honor.

AmericanMensan: I have the HHGTTG smiley-planet tattooed on my forearm.


...

Sonofabiatch! Now I have another tattoo on my mental check list.

Anybody have any buffered analgesic? It's been a good weekend.

>enjoy poetry

I, for one, welcome our new towelie overlord.

/is now sporting a white towel slung over the shoulder
//42

Happy Towlie Day?

This towel is mines
/ Holla atcha boiyeeee

I'll be in the bath if anyone needs me.

Oh, is it my day again already? Pan galactic gargle blasters will be happily accepted at this end of the bar.

/"He felt that his whole life was a kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and if they were enjoying it."
//42

So... I'm having trouble with the headline and this thread...

Aren't we supposed to be seeing Zarkin Frood in a towel here?

/Must have had a little too much of the Ol' Janx Spirit for breakfast.

Harmless.

/Mostly.

Today is my girlfriend's birthday. She is a nerd and a huge Douglas Adams HHGG fan! She will love to her about this. I should buy her a towel for a gift.

I am The Great Prophet Zarquon, and I approve this holiday.

/_{Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters for some, miniature Zaphod Beeblebrox figurines for others}

The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases.
"For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question How can we eat? the second by the question Why do we eat? and the third by the question Where shall we have lunch?"

/Crud, and here I am wondering about dinner tonight and pondering "What shall I eat?"
//Very uncivilized

Whoa! I totally jogged around the park with a towel so I could sit and relax after my run. I celebrated without even knowing!!!

/loves the book, read em when i was a little one
//got some weird looks for carrying my nasty arse towel around tho

The Amazing Rando!: Anybody have any buffered analgesic? It's been a good weekend.

>enjoy poetry

No, but I do appear to have a cheese sandwich. That do?

Does my towel make my arse look fat?

Oh man, I have no idea what's going on...

If you'll look at the fine print, we are not responsibel as you are from sector ZZ Plural Z Alpha.

You forgot the "9".

And I should know.

get that south-park crap outta here!

/ raises a jynnantonic in Doug's honor honour

// flourishes towel

Miss Misery: Whoa! I totally jogged around the park with a towel so I could sit and relax after my run. I celebrated without even knowing!!!

/loves the book, read em when i was a little one
//got some weird looks for carrying my nasty arse towel around tho

A fan of HHG2G and Elliott Smith?!? I think I'm in love.

/faints

Miss Misery: Whoa! I totally jogged around the park with a towel so I could sit and relax after my run. I celebrated without even knowing!!!

/loves the book, read em when i was a little one
//got some weird looks for carrying my nasty arse towel around tho

How YOU doin?

You're just lucky I'm married...