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(Some John Guy) Asinine Lorain city councilman happily arrested for soliciting a prostitute. With joyful mugshot   (newsnet5.com) divider line 39
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Godscrack [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 12:08:30 PM  
img89.imageshack.us

 
Sique 2008-05-25 01:46:45 PM  
He does look happy - trying to make it appear like regular pictures?

 
mama's_tasty_foods 2008-05-25 01:47:42 PM  
ever since Tom DeLay, pols know to do this

 
knobee 2008-05-25 01:47:42 PM  
TFA: Lorain and Elyria police used decoy prostitutes as part of a "John" sting.

Anyone with information or complaints in regards to this type of activity or any other type of vice crimes in their neighborhood should contact the Lorain police narcotics division


Yes, I have a complaint about this type of police activity.

Selling is legal, farking is legal, so why isn't selling farking legal?

 
slipperyrockdawg 2008-05-25 01:50:05 PM  
knobee: Selling is legal, farking is legal, so why isn't selling farking legal?

Because despite all the hubbub and outrage, very few people make an honest effort to get the laws changed? Just a guess.

 
LeChevalier 2008-05-25 01:52:27 PM  
Oh goodie, the ol' "let's put female officers in drag and have them solicite Johns" routien. I love COPS but when they have those vice episodes it's time to bring out the Buffy collection and watch those.

We can't have legalized prostitution, why?

/born and raised in Nevada
//wonders why people have such a hard time with legal brothels

 
Another Pretentious Nickname 2008-05-25 01:53:10 PM  
knobee: TFA: Lorain and Elyria police used decoy prostitutes as part of a "John" sting.

Anyone with information or complaints in regards to this type of activity or any other type of vice crimes in their neighborhood should contact the Lorain police narcotics division

Yes, I have a complaint about this type of police activity.

Selling is legal, farking is legal, so why isn't selling farking legal?


Then your problem isn't with the police. Unless you think Joe Sixpack with a GED should be deciding which laws are good and which are bad.

 
ceejayoz 2008-05-25 01:54:49 PM  
knobee: Selling is legal, farking is legal, so why isn't selling farking legal?

It gets better, though.

Selling farking is illegal... unless you videotape it.

 
ironic_followup 2008-05-25 01:56:13 PM  
ceejayoz: knobee: Selling is legal, farking is legal, so why isn't selling farking legal?

It gets better, though.

Selling farking is illegal... unless you videotape it.


I think you just blew my farking mind.

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:56:14 PM  
Another Pretentious Nickname: Then your problem isn't with the police. Unless you think Joe Sixpack with a GED BS should be deciding which laws are good and which are bad.

FTFY.

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:58:44 PM  
My Grandma used to live in Lorain - not a lot to do. So uh, why not get a hooker?

 
nunia 2008-05-25 02:09:19 PM  
What better way to revitalize your public image than to be arrested?

No wonder he's happy. Now he has an opportunity to be "rehabilitated" in the public eye, earn a bunch of sympathy, and come back BETTER THAN EVAR!

 
XplodedSynapses 2008-05-25 02:10:06 PM  
Hey! My city is in the news... yay.
You just don't know how much i loathe this place.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 02:10:07 PM  
mialynneb: My Grandma used to live in Lorain - not a lot to do. So uh, why not get a hooker?

You have to feed them and take them to the vet for their shots.

 
BobbyJoeBurns 2008-05-25 02:12:46 PM  
Check out the copyright notice, Farkers going to jail

 
damiangerous [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 02:15:36 PM  
LeChevalier: Oh goodie, the ol' "let's put female officers in drag and have them solicite Johns" routien.


That word, it doesn't mean what you think it means.


 
G.I.R.B. 2008-05-25 02:16:19 PM  
Back when I started my LEO career, sheriff decided all deputies should do a duty rotation at the county lock-up.

During mine I got to witness a lot of strange people.

I was amazed at the number of uncooperative perps who would suddenly sit up and smile brightly for the camera, then go back to being sullen directly afterwards.

And some who were civil and polite until it came time to snap their mug.

/People are wierd.

//Go figure.

 
ElLoco 2008-05-25 02:24:34 PM  
i26.tinypic.com

 
blackhonda 2008-05-25 02:24:39 PM  
msnbcmedia3.msn.com

Ralph?

 
PsychoLaurie 2008-05-25 02:26:24 PM  
He's smiling because this arrest proves he's not gay. Or probably not gay so he can get reelected or elected into another office at some point.



/... until he gets to PMITA jail and the soap hits the anus.

 
Single White Male 2008-05-25 02:29:58 PM  
knobee:Selling is legal, farking is legal, so why isn't selling farking legal?

Choose one or more of the following:

[_] To protect the children.
[_] It's against some Bible verse.
[_] It ruins the sanctity of marriage.
[_] We have to protect women (and men) from themselves.
[_] Prostitution has numerous crime-related aspects that go along with it such as sex-slavery, drug addiction, etc.

All of the above are dubious reasons, but American law outside of the constitution is not based in logic or reason. So much for individual rights and freedom from government.

 
TrixieDelite 2008-05-25 02:44:35 PM  
www.newsnet5.com

Maybe NOW I'll get greenlit!

 
BMFPitt 2008-05-25 02:52:22 PM  
img1.picturewizard.com

Harry Connick Jr has let himself go...

Also,

img1.picturewizard.com

AMATEUR!

 
jst3p 2008-05-25 03:07:23 PM  
knobee: Selling is legal, farking is legal, so why isn't selling farking legal?

When you plagiarize word for word, you should credit the source.

/Carlos Mencia is a farker?

 
Iceman208481 2008-05-25 03:18:10 PM  
Lorain city councilman happily arrested for soliciting a prostitute. With joyful "I'll have your jobs mugshot

 
gund 2008-05-25 03:35:23 PM  
Another Pretentious Nickname:
Then your problem isn't with the police. Unless you think Joe Sixpack with a GED should be deciding which laws are good and which are bad.


The cops decide which laws are good and which are bad all the time. In other words, they decide which laws to enforce and which to ignore all the time.

/naive fool

 
Jclark666 2008-05-25 03:40:59 PM  
Lorain/Elyira is home to a speedtrap on I-80. Almost as bad as New Rome, except it's the OHP doing the pullovers. Always slow down a mile or two outside of town.

/85 my arse.
//especially not in bumper-to-bumper post-Thanksgiving traffic all doing 60 because of the farking speed trap.
///Trooper looked exactly like John Stockton. Even had the height.

 
eelcat 2008-05-25 03:41:04 PM  
Nice mugshot.
I think it is worthy of an appearance in the SG weekly mugshot roundup...if it meets the criteria.

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 04:10:51 PM  
mama's_tasty_foods: ever since Tom DeLay, pols know to do this

Azackly. Thought Bugman's mugshot looked like publicity pic that a wannabe actor might have in their folio.

/ heard that some places, they tell ya NOT to smile for your mugshot
// don't know firsthand
/// have no intention of finding out, either.

 
Albinoman 2008-05-25 04:12:25 PM  
Satisfaction Guaranteed!

 
Nentuaby 2008-05-25 04:40:44 PM  
G.I.R.B.: Back when I started my LEO career, sheriff decided all deputies should do a duty rotation at the county lock-up.

During mine I got to witness a lot of strange people.

I was amazed at the number of uncooperative perps who would suddenly sit up and smile brightly for the camera, then go back to being sullen directly afterwards.

And some who were civil and polite until it came time to snap their mug.

/People are wierd.

//Go figure.


Lockup does NOT contain people operating at the top of their mental game. Pret-ty-much by definition.

 
Trick E. Dick 2008-05-25 04:41:29 PM  
LeChevalier: Oh goodie, the ol' "let's put female officers in drag

I don't think that's how it works.

/could be how they do it in Ohio though.

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-05-25 05:04:01 PM  
Unless he's a Repuglican, it's not a problem.

 
T-Luv 2008-05-25 05:22:55 PM  
i34.photobucket.com

 
RoyBatty 2008-05-25 05:33:46 PM  
I agree with everyone above that prostitution should be legal and we should stop arresting hookers and their johns.

However, this guy is a councilman, so I am curious what he has done to legalize prostitution.... And if the answer is nothing, or ran on a "stop prostitution" platform, then fark him.

 
scott-ty 2008-05-25 08:14:14 PM  
there has to be better things to waste your police time on. If she is willing to sell n he is willing to pay.. wtf.. move on sucker...no harm, no foul.. nuff said.

 
r0rw 2008-05-25 11:20:24 PM  
Bobby Valentine?

I thought he lived in Japan full time.

 
0Icky0 2008-05-26 01:18:23 AM  
mialynneb: My Grandma used to live in Lorain - not a lot to do.

My Grandfather grew up there.

Wow. What are the chances!

 
knobee 2008-05-26 11:13:57 PM  
jst3p: knobee: Selling is legal, farking is legal, so why isn't selling farking legal?

When you plagiarize word for word, you should credit the source.

/Carlos Mencia is a farker?


George Carlin said it before Mencia (if Mencia actually said it). Mencia is a hack. Fark Mencia.

And BTW, yeah, everything on Fark should have references. I forgot.

 
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