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(SLO Tribune) Amusing Today's "naked man trying to hump a taxicab windshield" brought to you by Avila Beach, CA and the sheer horror of the taxi driver   (sanluisobispo.com) divider line 58
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Manta537 [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 04:35:39 AM  
Cars are pretty sexy these days.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 04:44:11 AM  
img262.imageshack.us

"Why don't you park right over there?"

 
Av8rLuvr [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 08:39:10 AM  
Wouldn't the tailpipe be a better option?

 
w0nka 2008-05-25 09:54:18 AM  
Av8rLuvr: Wouldn't the tailpipe be a better option?

Yes, but make sure it has cooled first. Not.. That.. I know anything about that.

 
mom_dropped_me 2008-05-25 09:54:22 AM  
That sounds like a good way to shards in your nads.

 
LuckyAsCanBe 2008-05-25 09:55:01 AM  
i165.photobucket.com

wanted for questioning

 
hugram 2008-05-25 09:57:00 AM  
Did the cabbie charge the guy by the inch instead of by the mile?

 
commie4christ 2008-05-25 09:57:40 AM  
i want real pictures of the event

 
fendrluvr 2008-05-25 09:58:32 AM  
Wait, getting shiatfaced and humping a taxi is wrong?

 
Yakk 2008-05-25 09:58:39 AM  
Stop or I'll use the wipers!

 
Larva Lump 2008-05-25 09:59:12 AM  
The windshield washer; it does nothing!

 
HoneyDog 2008-05-25 10:00:33 AM  
All I have to say is WHY!?

 
denniskampe 2008-05-25 10:00:57 AM  
Uncle Cody ?

 
hugram 2008-05-25 10:02:04 AM  
Fat and ugly girls' egos must be plummeting lately due to the epidemic of guys farking cars, bicycles and outdoor patio furniture instead of them.

 
farm machine 2008-05-25 10:05:09 AM  
You mean I might have a little brother????

kidicarus222.blogspot.com

 
retarded [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 10:05:25 AM  
Maybe the cabbie was just pimping his ride

 
Gridlock 2008-05-25 10:16:11 AM  
So the cab driver didn't try the wipers on the fellow?

 
nawtykitty 2008-05-25 10:18:47 AM  
Williams, reportedly intoxicated, also jumped on at least three other cars and broke a windshield, sheriff's officials said.

I'm just impressed that he found a virgin car...

 
jmr61 2008-05-25 10:23:27 AM  
I like how they have it titled "Breaking News".

 
TheAbstractor [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 10:40:49 AM  
Why do I suspect PCP was involved?

 
Yakk 2008-05-25 10:46:00 AM  
12.fl.oz.
Ooooh your headlights are on, that gets me so horny.

That cab was so asking for it.

 
Larva Lump 2008-05-25 10:49:58 AM  
farm machine

You mean I might have a little brother????

Looks like I picked the right day to Saran Wrap the monitor.

 
Frosted Flake 2008-05-25 10:50:35 AM  
Maybe he thought it was a Transformer.

/Transvestites, more than meets the eye,

 
celery_stalker 2008-05-25 10:51:00 AM  
Should find a Mercury Mistress (new window)

 
Frosted Flake 2008-05-25 10:55:03 AM  
lolbots.com

Paybacks are a beach, Taxi farker!

 
fappomatic 2008-05-25 11:12:37 AM  
Fail, you're doing it wrong, cunning plan, meth, etc...

 
A black dog 2008-05-25 11:16:11 AM  
Manta537: Cars are pretty sexy these days.

link (new window) - "He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California".

In the privacy of your own garage, an' that.

 
AmazingRuss 2008-05-25 11:19:00 AM  
There was some mass heavy drinking down there yesterday...some kind of beer festival. My neighbor said there were people passed out all over the beach.

 
sbchamp 2008-05-25 11:24:07 AM  
"I ain't fallin' fo' no banana in my tailpipe"

 
Halfmast Trousers [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 11:30:56 AM  
I live in Los Osos!

Just sayin'

 
Nick Nostril 2008-05-25 11:35:19 AM  
img138.imageshack.us

Wanted for questioning.

 
BokerBill 2008-05-25 11:40:43 AM  
I remember Avila as the one spot on the coast that is reliably sunny all Summer long; more famous Pismo Beach is foggy as often as not. There was a major rebuild going on last time I was through. Any one know if that's done yet?

 
Ninny 2008-05-25 11:44:50 AM  
All in a day's work, and that's a scary thing.

/cabbie

 
tacos4jesus 2008-05-25 11:53:01 AM  
BokerBill: I remember Avila as the one spot on the coast that is reliably sunny all Summer long; more famous Pismo Beach is foggy as often as not. There was a major rebuild going on last time I was through. Any one know if that's done yet?

yeah, it's done alright. all the cute charm of the old town is gone. major bummer

 
colon_pow 2008-05-25 12:00:57 PM  
was that wrong?
should i not have done that?

 
weatherwax 2008-05-25 12:07:33 PM  
uh... why? How do you even have sex with a car? Are you just smacking your tallywacker against the doors or something? Or are you putting it in the gas tank? Wouldn't the spooge do something bad to your gas or do you wear "protection"? ..........

/so many questions...

 
TrixieDelite 2008-05-25 12:56:12 PM  
Jeez, like we all haven't done THAT before.
Uh, hello?

 
awutwut 2008-05-25 01:00:56 PM  
www.photobasement.com

 
AmazingRuss 2008-05-25 01:23:08 PM  
tacos4jesus

yeah, it's done alright. all the cute charm of the old town is gone. major bummer


I don't know if I would call it cute...it was kind of funky and scary...which was cool. At any rate, the stucco generification of SLO county continues. Leon's in SLO went tits up a couple weeks ago...I expect yet another antique store to shamble into the spot.

When Hard Rock Cafe arrives, it will be time to stick a fork in it and get the hell out of here, fleeing the metastasizing mass of suck that is Generica. This was such a cool place in the early 90's...but when I started seeing traffic back up on the 101 every evening, I knew it was on borrowed time.

 
NoDitchDigging 2008-05-25 01:43:28 PM  
The media is slow to catch on to what any college student already knows: this sort of thing is a weekly occurrence on college campuses (if not more often).

 
Psychofarkulator 2008-05-25 01:44:09 PM  
Aww crap. I missed a beer festival?

I miss the old Avila. We used to go out there and have massive bonfires with the aid of a gas can when I was in high school.

Now ya got people humping cars.

/went to SLO on Friday night
//full of good looking women

 
nicoffeine 2008-05-25 01:46:08 PM  
AmazingRuss: tacos4jesus

yeah, it's done alright. all the cute charm of the old town is gone. major bummer


I don't know if I would call it cute...it was kind of funky and scary...which was cool. At any rate, the stucco generification of SLO county continues. Leon's in SLO went tits up a couple weeks ago...I expect yet another antique store to shamble into the spot.

When Hard Rock Cafe arrives, it will be time to stick a fork in it and get the hell out of here, fleeing the metastasizing mass of suck that is Generica. This was such a cool place in the early 90's...but when I started seeing traffic back up on the 101 every evening, I knew it was on borrowed time.


It was a great place in the early 80's. Not so much the 90's. It's not going anywhere.

My favorite part of growing up here was watching all the people who moved in whine about... all the people who moved in.

 
SenOrtega 2008-05-25 02:43:02 PM  
I wonder if his sperm marred the finish of the car if that would be considered vandelism. Brings a whole new meaning to "waxing your car"...couldn't help the dumb pun.

 
Pyromancy5 2008-05-25 03:02:13 PM  
SNL any one?

the car you can have sex with

http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftI9L.html

 
TrixieDelite 2008-05-25 03:51:37 PM  
Pyromancy5

I love the line about the car handling "like a freaky European gymnast."

I shall take one and pass it on.

 
jruland 2008-05-25 04:04:02 PM  
hugram: Fat and ugly girls'...

90% of the time they are one and the same.

ATTENTION AMERICAN WOMEN: LOSE SOME FARKING WEIGHT ALREADY!!

 
dangelder 2008-05-25 04:18:50 PM  
Yeah jruland, it is the women that are at fault.

 
Official State Animal 2008-05-25 04:24:51 PM  
Just keep the meter running.

 
TrixieDelite 2008-05-25 05:14:30 PM  
jruland: ATTENTION AMERICAN WOMEN: LOSE SOME FARKING WEIGHT ALREADY!!

ATTENTION AMERICAN MEN: GROW BIGGER PENISES!!

 
TrancePI [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 07:12:19 PM  
He must not have realized that Pirates Cove is just up the way.

In all seriousness, Avila now sucks. It was all good until they found out that the sand was contaminated, then begun the rebuilding.

//SLO-town!

 
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