Cars are pretty sexy these days.

"Why don't you park right over there?"

Wouldn't the tailpipe be a better option?

Av8rLuvr: Wouldn't the tailpipe be a better option?

Yes, but make sure it has cooled first. Not.. That.. I know anything about that.

That sounds like a good way to shards in your nads.

Did the cabbie charge the guy by the inch instead of by the mile?

i want real pictures of the event

Wait, getting shiatfaced and humping a taxi is wrong?

Stop or I'll use the wipers!

The windshield washer; it does nothing!

All I have to say is WHY!?

Uncle Cody ?

Fat and ugly girls' egos must be plummeting lately due to the epidemic of guys farking cars, bicycles and outdoor patio furniture instead of them.

You mean I might have a little brother????

Maybe the cabbie was just pimping his ride

So the cab driver didn't try the wipers on the fellow?

Williams, reportedly intoxicated, also jumped on at least three other cars and broke a windshield, sheriff's officials said.

I'm just impressed that he found a virgin car...

I like how they have it titled "Breaking News".

Why do I suspect PCP was involved?

12.fl.oz.
Ooooh your headlights are on, that gets me so horny.

That cab was so asking for it.

farm machine

You mean I might have a little brother????

Looks like I picked the right day to Saran Wrap the monitor.

Maybe he thought it was a Transformer.

/Transvestites, more than meets the eye,

Should find a Mercury Mistress (new window)

Paybacks are a beach, Taxi farker!

Fail, you're doing it wrong, cunning plan, meth, etc...

Manta537: Cars are pretty sexy these days.

link (new window) - "He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California".

In the privacy of your own garage, an' that.

There was some mass heavy drinking down there yesterday...some kind of beer festival. My neighbor said there were people passed out all over the beach.

"I ain't fallin' fo' no banana in my tailpipe"

I live in Los Osos!

Just sayin'

Wanted for questioning.

I remember Avila as the one spot on the coast that is reliably sunny all Summer long; more famous Pismo Beach is foggy as often as not. There was a major rebuild going on last time I was through. Any one know if that's done yet?

All in a day's work, and that's a scary thing.

/cabbie

BokerBill: I remember Avila as the one spot on the coast that is reliably sunny all Summer long; more famous Pismo Beach is foggy as often as not. There was a major rebuild going on last time I was through. Any one know if that's done yet?

yeah, it's done alright. all the cute charm of the old town is gone. major bummer

was that wrong?
should i not have done that?

uh... why? How do you even have sex with a car? Are you just smacking your tallywacker against the doors or something? Or are you putting it in the gas tank? Wouldn't the spooge do something bad to your gas or do you wear "protection"? ..........

/so many questions...

Jeez, like we all haven't done THAT before.
Uh, hello?

tacos4jesus

yeah, it's done alright. all the cute charm of the old town is gone. major bummer


I don't know if I would call it cute...it was kind of funky and scary...which was cool. At any rate, the stucco generification of SLO county continues. Leon's in SLO went tits up a couple weeks ago...I expect yet another antique store to shamble into the spot.

When Hard Rock Cafe arrives, it will be time to stick a fork in it and get the hell out of here, fleeing the metastasizing mass of suck that is Generica. This was such a cool place in the early 90's...but when I started seeing traffic back up on the 101 every evening, I knew it was on borrowed time.

The media is slow to catch on to what any college student already knows: this sort of thing is a weekly occurrence on college campuses (if not more often).

Aww crap. I missed a beer festival?

I miss the old Avila. We used to go out there and have massive bonfires with the aid of a gas can when I was in high school.

Now ya got people humping cars.

/went to SLO on Friday night
//full of good looking women

AmazingRuss: tacos4jesus

yeah, it's done alright. all the cute charm of the old town is gone. major bummer


I don't know if I would call it cute...it was kind of funky and scary...which was cool. At any rate, the stucco generification of SLO county continues. Leon's in SLO went tits up a couple weeks ago...I expect yet another antique store to shamble into the spot.

When Hard Rock Cafe arrives, it will be time to stick a fork in it and get the hell out of here, fleeing the metastasizing mass of suck that is Generica. This was such a cool place in the early 90's...but when I started seeing traffic back up on the 101 every evening, I knew it was on borrowed time.

It was a great place in the early 80's. Not so much the 90's. It's not going anywhere.

My favorite part of growing up here was watching all the people who moved in whine about... all the people who moved in.

I wonder if his sperm marred the finish of the car if that would be considered vandelism. Brings a whole new meaning to "waxing your car"...couldn't help the dumb pun.

SNL any one?

the car you can have sex with

http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftI9L.html

Pyromancy5

I love the line about the car handling "like a freaky European gymnast."

I shall take one and pass it on.

hugram: Fat and ugly girls'...

90% of the time they are one and the same.

ATTENTION AMERICAN WOMEN: LOSE SOME FARKING WEIGHT ALREADY!!

Yeah jruland, it is the women that are at fault.

Just keep the meter running.

jruland: ATTENTION AMERICAN WOMEN: LOSE SOME FARKING WEIGHT ALREADY!!

ATTENTION AMERICAN MEN: GROW BIGGER PENISES!!

He must not have realized that Pirates Cove is just up the way.

In all seriousness, Avila now sucks. It was all good until they found out that the sand was contaminated, then begun the rebuilding.

//SLO-town!