Jesus, cigarette hate has risen to whole new levels of stupid.

So DC licensed Superman for this and yet my porn comic starring Lois Lane, Supergirl, and Lana Lang remains unpublished?

/world's unfair I tells ya

But Superman could smoke risk-free!

See the guy still smoking in the last panel of that comic?

He's grinning because he's been farking Miss American Teenager since she's been staying here in Riverdale and is heading right back to her hotel room after he ditches the squares.

Dr.Zom: So DC licensed Superman for this and yet my porn comic starring Lois Lane, Supergirl, and Lana Lang remains unpublished?

What about Power Girl? A PSA with Scarlett Johansson dressed as Power Girl could probably get me to at least consider quitting.

Confabulat: See the guy still smoking in the last panel of that comic?

He's grinning because he's been farking Miss American Teenager since she's been staying here in Riverdale and is heading right back to her hotel room after he ditches the squares.

He's grimacing, not grinning

moothemagiccow: He's grimacing, not grinning

That's because he's 16 and he's been thinking about Miss American Teenager all damn day.

Great, now all the kids will start smoking because it will make them strong enough to beat Superman

Hey, why'd Fark delete my comic post? Seemed lovingly innocent to me.

The COMIC so SCANDALOUS even edgy "website" Fark.com removed from public view in attempt to keep public safe and sane (new window)

Confabulat: Hey, why'd Fark delete my comic post?

Probably because it was 200k...

Two Dogs Farking: Probably because it was 200k...

Ha, oh well never mind then. I don't check to see things like that, Fark usually stops you from posting them in the first place.

Otherwise, well dammit, it's just like the 50s all over again.

Ah, Superman can't even beat FDR in a race around the world.

He beats him using the great taste of Hostess Twinkies.

Frank Miller has really lost his edge.

Things like this make me want to start smoking again.

I'm ashamed to call this my home state.

You'll never get anywhere talking up to kids. Dumb it down a little.

Dr.Zom: So DC licensed Superman for this and yet my porn comic starring Lois Lane, Supergirl, and Lana Lang remains unpublished?

/world's unfair I tells ya

No, WORLD'S FINEST!!!

/Schaffenberger still around?
//mmmmm!

Are there things dumber than smoking? Well yes, anti smoking activists for one.

I'd love one day to quit smoking, but it just feels so good to piss these people off

cmb53208: Are there things dumber than smoking? Well yes, anti smoking activists for one.

I'd love one day to quit smoking, but it just feels so good to piss these people off

No worries, man. After all, you will quit someday, one way or the other. And when you do, most of the rest of us will still be around to reminisce fondly about you.

Thanks for the memories!