I knew it. I just knew it.

You're doing it wrong.

My name is Buck.

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: My name is Buck.

(USER HAD HIS ACHILLES' TENDON SLICED IN HALF FOR THIS POST)

That should taint an otherwise positive hospital experience.

It least it wasn't ass to mouth.

That story is incomplete , in the end did he bring the patient back to life?

*scracthes head*

Well that sucks.

/Got nothing

Hialeah, Fla., resident Pedro J. Gonzalez

Mexicans do alot of jobs no one else will.

I hope he was circumcized.

bmr68: That should taint an otherwise positive hospital experience.

On the plus side, all his medical bills are now going to be covered, with a nice hefty sum to set aside for future medical expenses. Like a boat. And a convertible or two. And a vacation in Hawaii and hookers to take his mind off it.

BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

amanogowa: BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

feeble attempt.

aninconvenienterection: amanogowa: BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

feeble attempt.

Once in a while I find it fun to feed the trolls, even the feeble ones. Maybe one day he will grow into a full-grown troll and entertain us all.

When naughy nurse hospital fantasies go terribly, terribly wrong...

It's absolutely disgusting to NOT get the tip snipped.

Just nasty.

sounds like a gay porn plot to me. funny though, had it been a sexy woman it would have been a penthouse forum story.

Bahahahahaha. +1, subby.

/(+5 from everyone else who forgot. :(

I'm waiting for a gay man to come on and say that this was avictimless crime.

Good enough.

they weren't kidding about the Mount part

productiveslacker: Hialeah, Fla., resident Pedro J. Gonzalez

Mexicans do alot of blow jobs no one else will.

FTFY

amanogowa: aninconvenienterection: amanogowa: BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

feeble attempt.

Once in a while I find it fun to feed the trolls, even the feeble ones. Maybe one day he will grow into a full-grown troll and entertain us all.

Well, to be a successful troll requires the erection of at least a semi-credible argument in order to prompt some stiff debate. Trolls must confront the thread hard-on, otherwise the attempt will fail like pitching a tent on quicksand.

Wonder how the patient would have reacted had he woken up and found Maria checking his vital signs instead of Pedro. I'm thinking we wouldn't be reading about this then.

Damn! What insurance plan is that guy on?!

So was the Sick tag out getting some hot action, subby?

TTIUWOP


/wonders if he shoved the nurse away before of after ejaculation...

rubi_con_man: I'm waiting for a gay man to come on and say that this was avictimless crime.

Psst -- your homophobia and bigotry are showing.

/not all homosexuals are deviants or criminals
//do you think male/female rape is a victimless crime?

Dear Penthouse,

As the anesthesia began to wear off I could feel.........

thisispete: amanogowa: aninconvenienterection: amanogowa: BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

feeble attempt.

Once in a while I find it fun to feed the trolls, even the feeble ones. Maybe one day he will grow into a full-grown troll and entertain us all.

Well, to be a successful troll requires the erection of at least a semi-credible argument in order to prompt some stiff debate. Trolls must confront the thread hard-on, otherwise the attempt will fail like pitching a tent on quicksand.PENIS!
FIFY

farm machine: Wonder how the patient would have reacted had he woken up and found Maria checking his vital signs instead of Pedro. I'm thinking we wouldn't be reading about this then.


Refer to:

shootydog: Dear Penthouse,

As the anesthesia began to wear off I could feel.........

Jerry: Is this guy a dentist - or Caligula?
Elaine: Okay, so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So what? You're single.
Jerry: But I'm damaged goods now.
Elaine: Join the club.

Uhh. Darkplace.

/got nothing

So, did the Hospital bill him extra for that?

Maybe he just tripped over and landed funny.

My name is Bark, and I like to fark

/_nuthin'

"Even an isolated incident is unacceptable."

I always wondered why surgeries left a bad taste in my mouth.

Now that's how I'd like to wake up from surgery!

It's never a hot young female nurse. Why is it never a hot young female nurse?!?

UHWOP?

or maybe he was flossing

submitter: mouth-to-penis resuscitation

Well it worked didn't it.

JWideman: It's never a hot young female nurse. Why is it never a hot young female nurse?!?

During my last hospital stay a hot young female nurse helped me wash up (no showers in the ICU). It was... nice.

Selector: +5 from everyone else who forgot.

Is it your birthday again? Didn't we go through this last year?

if the patient had eye surgery and couldn't see, you think he would've cared?

you know, provided the guy giving the hummer shaved and wore some nice perfume...

MonkeyBoy666: JWideman: It's never a hot young female nurse. Why is it never a hot young female nurse?!?

During my last hospital stay a hot young female nurse helped me wash up (no showers in the ICU). It was... nice.

So is an erection with a catheter in as painful as it sounds?

amanogowa: rubi_con_man: I'm waiting for a gay man to come on and say that this was avictimless crime.

Psst -- your homophobia and bigotry are showing.

/not all homosexuals are deviants or criminals
//do you think male/female rape is a victimless crime?

he never said all were deviants or criminals, he was just waiting for the 1 that was to come on. Your bigotry is showing in that in your mind a comment about one was applied to all.

Further I read that as a joke, and I am sure that had it been a male/female issue someone would have made a similar comment.

/welcome to fark enjoy your stay

Man, add some iron to that headline and the story changes completely.