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(UPI) Strange Man wakes up from surgery to find a male hospital worker trying to give him mouth-to-penis resuscitation   (upi.com) divider line 114
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Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 03:38:25 AM  
I knew it. I just knew it.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 03:45:13 AM  
You're doing it wrong.

 
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste 2008-05-25 03:59:31 AM  
My name is Buck.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 04:00:59 AM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: My name is Buck.

(USER HAD HIS ACHILLES' TENDON SLICED IN HALF FOR THIS POST)

 
bmr68 [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 04:05:19 AM  
That should taint an otherwise positive hospital experience.

 
Bob Down 2008-05-25 05:25:05 AM  
bp3.blogger.com

 
productiveslacker 2008-05-25 07:04:19 AM  
It least it wasn't ass to mouth.

 
Badwrap 2008-05-25 07:05:54 AM  
That story is incomplete , in the end did he bring the patient back to life?

*scracthes head*

 
Thakh 2008-05-25 07:06:01 AM  
Well that sucks.

/Got nothing

 
productiveslacker 2008-05-25 07:06:08 AM  
Hialeah, Fla., resident Pedro J. Gonzalez

Mexicans do alot of jobs no one else will.

 
BalugaJoe 2008-05-25 07:06:46 AM  
I hope he was circumcized.

 
amanogowa 2008-05-25 07:07:05 AM  
bmr68: That should taint an otherwise positive hospital experience.

On the plus side, all his medical bills are now going to be covered, with a nice hefty sum to set aside for future medical expenses. Like a boat. And a convertible or two. And a vacation in Hawaii and hookers to take his mind off it.

 
amanogowa 2008-05-25 07:08:07 AM  
BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

 
aninconvenienterection 2008-05-25 07:08:55 AM  
amanogowa: BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.


feeble attempt.

 
amanogowa 2008-05-25 07:09:50 AM  
aninconvenienterection: amanogowa: BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

feeble attempt.


Once in a while I find it fun to feed the trolls, even the feeble ones. Maybe one day he will grow into a full-grown troll and entertain us all.

 
AaronSynn 2008-05-25 07:10:29 AM  
When naughy nurse hospital fantasies go terribly, terribly wrong...

 
rubi_con_man 2008-05-25 07:11:26 AM  
It's absolutely disgusting to NOT get the tip snipped.

Just nasty.

 
nhkenn 2008-05-25 07:12:02 AM  
sounds like a gay porn plot to me. funny though, had it been a sexy woman it would have been a penthouse forum story.

 
Selector 2008-05-25 07:13:18 AM  
Bahahahahaha. +1, subby.

/(+5 from everyone else who forgot. :(

 
rubi_con_man 2008-05-25 07:14:18 AM  
I'm waiting for a gay man to come on and say that this was avictimless crime.

 
Suflig 2008-05-25 07:14:49 AM  
Good enough.

 
cormac_zoso 2008-05-25 07:16:14 AM  
they weren't kidding about the Mount part

 
eelcat 2008-05-25 07:16:35 AM  
productiveslacker: Hialeah, Fla., resident Pedro J. Gonzalez

Mexicans do alot of
blow jobs no one else will.

FTFY

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 07:16:37 AM  
amanogowa: aninconvenienterection: amanogowa: BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

feeble attempt.

Once in a while I find it fun to feed the trolls, even the feeble ones. Maybe one day he will grow into a full-grown troll and entertain us all.


Well, to be a successful troll requires the erection of at least a semi-credible argument in order to prompt some stiff debate. Trolls must confront the thread hard-on, otherwise the attempt will fail like pitching a tent on quicksand.

 
farm machine 2008-05-25 07:16:43 AM  
Wonder how the patient would have reacted had he woken up and found Maria checking his vital signs instead of Pedro. I'm thinking we wouldn't be reading about this then.

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 07:16:53 AM  
Damn! What insurance plan is that guy on?!

 
Legojetalien 2008-05-25 07:17:03 AM  
So was the Sick tag out getting some hot action, subby?

 
Penis Fetishist 2008-05-25 07:17:06 AM  
TTIUWOP


/wonders if he shoved the nurse away before of after ejaculation...

 
amanogowa 2008-05-25 07:18:03 AM  
rubi_con_man: I'm waiting for a gay man to come on and say that this was avictimless crime.

Psst -- your homophobia and bigotry are showing.

/not all homosexuals are deviants or criminals
//do you think male/female rape is a victimless crime?

 
shootydog 2008-05-25 07:18:43 AM  
Dear Penthouse,

As the anesthesia began to wear off I could feel.........

 
amanogowa 2008-05-25 07:19:12 AM  
thisispete: amanogowa: aninconvenienterection: amanogowa: BalugaJoe: I hope he was circumcized.

For his sake, I hope no such thing.

/barbaric, simply barbaric.

feeble attempt.

Once in a while I find it fun to feed the trolls, even the feeble ones. Maybe one day he will grow into a full-grown troll and entertain us all.

Well, to be a successful troll requires the erection of at least a semi-credible argument in order to prompt some stiff debate. Trolls must confront the thread hard-on, otherwise the attempt will fail like pitching a tent on quicksand.PENIS!

FIFY

 
altrocks 2008-05-25 07:22:42 AM  
farm machine: Wonder how the patient would have reacted had he woken up and found Maria checking his vital signs instead of Pedro. I'm thinking we wouldn't be reading about this then.


Refer to:

shootydog: Dear Penthouse,

As the anesthesia began to wear off I could feel.........

 
nonoyesno 2008-05-25 07:23:30 AM  
Jerry: Is this guy a dentist - or Caligula?
Elaine: Okay, so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So what? You're single.
Jerry: But I'm damaged goods now.
Elaine: Join the club.

 
Game With Stones 2008-05-25 07:27:31 AM  
Uhh. Darkplace.

/got nothing

 
remus 2008-05-25 07:34:50 AM  
So, did the Hospital bill him extra for that?

 
chandrika 2008-05-25 07:39:56 AM  
Maybe he just tripped over and landed funny.

 
Mixolydian Master 2008-05-25 07:42:20 AM  
My name is Bark, and I like to fark

/nuthin'

 
Uncle Wiggly 2008-05-25 07:44:50 AM  
"Even an isolated incident is unacceptable."

 
martid4 [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 07:45:29 AM  
I always wondered why surgeries left a bad taste in my mouth.

 
MyKeyboardBeFarked [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 07:46:19 AM  
Now that's how I'd like to wake up from surgery!

 
JWideman 2008-05-25 07:46:46 AM  
It's never a hot young female nurse. Why is it never a hot young female nurse?!?

 
Mad Scientist 2008-05-25 07:48:49 AM  
UHWOP?

 
chandrika 2008-05-25 07:50:07 AM  
or maybe he was flossing

 
FauxNews 2008-05-25 07:51:56 AM  
submitter: mouth-to-penis resuscitation

Well it worked didn't it.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-05-25 07:57:28 AM  
JWideman: It's never a hot young female nurse. Why is it never a hot young female nurse?!?

During my last hospital stay a hot young female nurse helped me wash up (no showers in the ICU). It was... nice.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-05-25 07:59:05 AM  
Selector: +5 from everyone else who forgot.

Is it your birthday again? Didn't we go through this last year?

 
Aldo the Wonder Dog 2008-05-25 08:03:59 AM  
if the patient had eye surgery and couldn't see, you think he would've cared?

you know, provided the guy giving the hummer shaved and wore some nice perfume...

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 08:06:55 AM  
MonkeyBoy666: JWideman: It's never a hot young female nurse. Why is it never a hot young female nurse?!?

During my last hospital stay a hot young female nurse helped me wash up (no showers in the ICU). It was... nice.


So is an erection with a catheter in as painful as it sounds?

 
trixter_nl 2008-05-25 08:07:55 AM  
amanogowa: rubi_con_man: I'm waiting for a gay man to come on and say that this was avictimless crime.

Psst -- your homophobia and bigotry are showing.

/not all homosexuals are deviants or criminals
//do you think male/female rape is a victimless crime?


he never said all were deviants or criminals, he was just waiting for the 1 that was to come on. Your bigotry is showing in that in your mind a comment about one was applied to all.

Further I read that as a joke, and I am sure that had it been a male/female issue someone would have made a similar comment.

/welcome to fark enjoy your stay

 
hokie95 2008-05-25 08:11:29 AM  
Man, add some iron to that headline and the story changes completely.

 
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