Families in America can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to slaughter Indians. "It's part of our culture, and it's important to know it."

Sign me up!

No officer, we aren't illegal aliens, we are with the tour.

All of these people wanting to work here for a better life. If they're such hard workers and willing to do it in so great of numbers, why not put their efforts towards their own country?

The Free Enterprise system, gotta love it.

I'm surprised none of the blood-thirsty media moguls haven't thought of this for a reality series. I'd probably watch that.

Sun God: I'm surprised none of the blood-thirsty media moguls haven't thought of this for a reality series. I'd probably watch that.

given mexico's ranking as #2 fattest nation, i think The Biggest Loser: Mexico Edition would sell like hot cakes

Your tax dollars at work. BTW, they are building camps out in the Mohave desert to process the 12 million or so illegals they plan on deporting, although to be fair that many might not make it back.

But I'm thinking such an effort would be a deterrent not only to border crossings, but could be used as a means to quell domestic other domestic disturbances.

Tobias Rieper: Sun God: I'm surprised none of the blood-thirsty media moguls haven't thought of this for a reality series. I'd probably watch that.

given mexico's ranking as #2 fattest nation, i think The Biggest Loser: Mexico Edition would sell like hot cakes

You peaked my interest, so I looked it up. The fattest countries in the world are Southern Pacific nations. The US is #9. Mexico is #19. But, since the US is a "melting pot" one would expect the average to be high. There's also Chicago and Texas, where almost everyone is fat.

http://www.forbes.com/forbeslife/2007/02/07/worlds-fattest-countries-forbeslife- cx_ls_0208worldfat_2.html

Sun God: You peaked my interest

piqued

I think it would be good for more people on both sides to fully understand what an illegal crossing is like.

Simulation my ass, this is training. When are they going to make it legal for me to go down to the border and shoot Mexicans?

The Free Enterprise system, gotta love it.

Libtard Logic 101: If America was a steaming pile of socialist suckage we wouldn't have this illegal immigrant problem.

Sun God: You peaked my interest, so I looked it up. The fattest countries in the world are Southern Pacific nations. The US is #9. Mexico is #19. But, since the US is a "melting pot" one would expect the average to be high. There's also Chicago and Texas, where almost everyone is fat.

that is a bit misleading. Texas is a fat place mostly because of Mexicans, Here is why, Mexicans in Mexico are very poor and their diet has very little meat. When they come to America and increase their intake of meats, Queso, refried beans and the other things they like their weight really balloons up.

In addition, their fatty food becomes popular(it is mighty tasty) and then everyone else gets fat as well.

Machaca chimichangas rule.

Families in America can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to lynch Blacks. "It's part of our culture, and it's important to know it."

Ah, America, I hope you enjoy separatist, rioting minorities in your southern-states.

Since you do not seem to want to stop them, lets see if you can hold onto them when they want to take their bits of land back to Mexico.

Freak
Simulation my ass, this is training

Exactly right.

tag? Really?

I can't wait for the Guatemalan version which teaches you to sneak across your northern border. You get shot at and everything, much more exciting.

Families in England can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to eat terrible food, drink warm beer and sleep with fat Geordie girls. "It's part of our culture, and it's important to know it."

/This is fun!

Didn't Rob Riggle do a segment on this a few years back on The Daily Show?

skitzo: Families in America can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to slaughter Indians. "It's part of our culture, and it's important to know it."

Families on Mars can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to Invade Earth.

Families in Sweden can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to live in a capitalist state.

Families on steroids can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to have gonads that are not chemically deformed.

Posters on FARK can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them modify others texts to present logical fallacies.

Dude - Have you ever thought what your life would be without cut-and-paste? Seriously. The Most stupid, boring, idiotic starting writer today has better tools for writing than almost all the previous writers in history. replacing words doesn't allow a logical comparison between disparate topics, you idiot.

... and the 'FTFY' people can take a big farking dish of that as well.

ndotseth: The Free Enterprise system, gotta love it.

Libtard Logic 101: If America was a steaming pile of socialist suckage we wouldn't have this illegal immigrant problem.

It's an excess of "socialist suckage" that makes people whiny about illegal immigration. If people didn't automatically get a slew of free services just by stepping across a border, no one but racists would have any possible angle for complaining. People would come and go with jobs fluctuations would be entirely organic; state and local governments would experience zero additional strain as a result.

Smellvin: with jobs and population fluctuations

ndotseth: The Free Enterprise system, gotta love it.

Libtard Logic 101: If America was a steaming pile of socialist suckage we wouldn't have this illegal immigrant problem.

Conservtard Logic 101: Our country's welfare state puts a large drag on our economy, the logical solution is to not allow cheap labor into our county.

Swampthing in Korea: Ah, America, I hope you enjoy separatist, rioting minorities in your southern-states.

Since you do not seem to want to stop them, lets see if you can hold onto them when they want to take their bits of land back to Mexico.

They can have Texas & Arizona.

Sun God: You peaked my interest, so I looked it up. The fattest countries in the world are Southern Pacific nations. The US is #9. Mexico is #19.

Just looked, #2 as mentioned, for some reason Yahoo wiped the article (cache) ^

This simulation should meet with the same treatment we dole out to Al-Qaeda training camps -- precise bombing via Patriot missiles or other targeted bombing run.

Girion47: All of these people wanting to work here for a better life. If they're such hard workers and willing to do it in so great of numbers, why not put their efforts towards their own country?

No kidding. If every Mexican was as "productive" as the illegal apologists claim they are, they would already be the economic force of North America.

Why just not sign a bi-lateral accord and let them pile in legally. It'll mean that the smugglers are taken out of the equation and the Mexicans can work legally - meaning taxes are being paid.

This 'lalalala we can't see you' about them coming over the border is a big joke, the economies of a lot of the southern states are pretty much dependent on them.

Smellvin: ndotseth: The Free Enterprise system, gotta love it.

Libtard Logic 101: If America was a steaming pile of socialist suckage we wouldn't have this illegal immigrant problem.

It's an excess of "socialist suckage" that makes people whiny about illegal immigration. If people didn't automatically get a slew of free services just by stepping across a border, no one but racists would have any possible angle for complaining. People would come and go with jobs fluctuations would be entirely organic; state and local governments would experience zero additional strain as a result.

THIS

Does the Mexican National Anthem go: "Aye, yaye, yaye, yaye, I am the Frito Bandito. I like Frito's corn chips, I love them I do. I like Frito's corn chips, I'll get them from you..."

Freak: Simulation my ass, this is training. When are they going to make it legal for me to go down to the border and shoot Mexicans?

Sign me up!
Would have no problem plinking cans!
/Mexi-cans
//but you knew that I'm sure

Sign me up for shooting some pendejos on the weekends.

Ole!

Nemo's Brother: No kidding. If every Mexican was as "productive" as the illegal apologists claim they are, they would already be the economic force of North America.

Well, from what I understand, a lot of Mexico is rooted with corruption, and if you have a bunch of productive people, and someone being very productively corrupt, well, everyone ends up in the shiatter? Just a thought.

Freak
Simulation my ass, this is training. When are they going to make it legal for me to go down to the border and shoot Mexicans?

IamEvil
Sign me up for shooting some pendejos on the weekends.

Well now, to be fair, you're only allowed to counter a simulated border invasion with a simulated defense.

When's the release of the "Wetback Hunter" videogame scheduled for?

I guess we should have a simulation too for what it's like to be border patrol.

Need to just build a freaking minefield already....

Sort of reminds me of another business idea I've had for a while..

Catch and release hunting safaris of Mexicans crossing the border.

Helicopter + Paramedic + High Powered Rifle with Tranq Darts = Win.

Dan Bakkedahl takes a tour in Mexico that simulates a border crossing. (new window)

rubi_con_man: Families on Mars can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to Invade Earth.

Families in Sweden can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to live in a capitalist state.

Families on steroids can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them experience what it's like to have gonads that are not chemically deformed.

Posters on FARK can now participate in a live simulation-adventure that lets them modify others texts to present logical fallacies.

Dude - Have you ever thought what your life would be without cut-and-paste? Seriously. The Most stupid, boring, idiotic starting writer today has better tools for writing than almost all the previous writers in history. replacing words doesn't allow a logical comparison between disparate topics, you idiot.

... and the 'FTFY' people can take a big farking dish of that as well. blah blah blah arrogant rant about common fark habits blah blah blah

FTFY

Half Man Half Biscuit: Why just not sign a bi-lateral accord and let them pile in legally. It'll mean that the smugglers are taken out of the equation and the Mexicans can work legally - meaning taxes are being paid.

This 'lalalala we can't see you' about them coming over the border is a big joke, the economies of a lot of the southern states are pretty much dependent on them.

Why not just continue exploiting them so we keep getting cheap lettuce? If they want to come get exploited who cares - its their choice.

Impudent Domain: that is a bit misleading. Texas is a fat place mostly because of Mexicans

Have you ever been to Texas? I'm sorry to say this, but any female that's not disgustingly obese turns out to be Mexican.

[AlphaNumericus: Impudent Domain: that is a bit misleading. Texas is a fat place mostly because of Mexicans

Have you ever been to Texas? I'm sorry to say this, but any female that's not disgustingly obese turns out to be Mexican.]

What age are you talking about? The young ones are cute but after about age 20/kid number 5 they tend to start looking like puffer fish. And are about as dangerous to eat.

AlphaNumericus: Impudent Domain: that is a bit misleading. Texas is a fat place mostly because of Mexicans

Have you ever been to Texas? I'm sorry to say this, but any female that's not disgustingly obese turns out to be Mexican.



So are they disgustingly obese or wetbacks?

lilplatinum: So are they disgustingly obese or wetbacks?

Usually both? see above comment by Lee451, pretty much any Mexican woman past early 20's has 5 kids and is disgustingly obese.

Gotta get those welfare checks somehow...

Kali-Yuga: lilplatinum: So are they disgustingly obese or wetbacks?

Usually both? see above comment by Lee451, pretty much any Mexican woman past early 20's has 5 kids and is disgustingly obese.

Gotta get those welfare checks somehow...

/fap

// let's sauce it up with some drama....

Link (new window)

Overweight Prevalence Among U.S. Adults (Ages 20 to 74) by Racial / Ethnic Group and Gender

Mexican American Women - 71.8%

Please don't let facts get in the way though of your posting of atypical Mexican women.