X-rated content infiltrates Benicia library's story line for kids

I have this same problem at home. Foobies.com keeps infiltrating my web browser. That x-rated material is relentless.

When I was in High School our public library got a computer the librarians didn't have a clue about. I pretty much had free reign over the thing, and I did keep it in good working order for them, despite the fact I was just learning at the time and wasn't exactly a tech yet. The year was 1995 and the OS was DOS 6.22 and Windows 3.11.

I decided to have some fun. I had a Game Gear and the Beavis and Butthead game for it. I recorded the laughs and smart assed comments off of it via a dual 1/8th" cable and turned them into error sounds. The librarian told me one woman became so upset by the computer laughing at her every time she clicked on something wrong and got a pop-up error (which was quite frequent) she nearly turned purple. She stuck with it to finish her resume. So the Beavis and Butthead sounds only stayed for about three days, but yeah, I did add my own sound effects to the library for a while.

Engberg said fortunately her 6-year-old daughter is too young to understand what she heard since she's never heard those noises before because, unfortunately, daddy doesn't make mommy squeal like that.

Apparently someone had hacked into the library's dial-a-story service and replaced the fairy tale with a story more appropriate for the pages of a fetish porno magazine.

Geri Engberg said the story explicitly detailed an X-rated relationship between two animals, and laced the tale with various profanities.

LMAO!

"Pigdog? We've already got one."

Inconceivable!

submitter: "Engberg said fortunately her 6-year-old daughter is too young to understand what she heard and she wasn't forced to explain why a dog and a pig were being intimate with each other."

A dog and a pig? That is no way to talk about your parents young lady.

Why are a pig and a dog being intimate? The pig was sick of having fat pig-sex, and the dog just wanted to be able to lick his wiener and taste BACON!

Sounds like Goldilocks was doing more than eating porridge with those bears!

Was the story was "Ditchpig And The biatch Go To Town."?

_{Ah, fond memories of an interesting childhood.}

At least it didn't show what they conceived:



*Shudder*

They have this service in case parents are too busy to read their kid a short story like Goldilocks? Those kids should turn out well.

...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Really kinky stuff... like two dogs making love to a cat. Or like, a bat and a pig.

AuCinaoaMie: Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Sheeee-it. When I was 6, dog-pig sex was like my middle name.

/Huh?

They were just playing a little game of "help miss piggy over the fence". Why yes snowflake, Daddy and I do play the same game but Daddy is not very good at it. I usually have to get over by myself.

This thread is useless without .. oh wait. thanks.

Mass hysteria!!

As someone who likes to have sex with both dogs and pigs, I'm really getting a kick out of these comments

...so if you combine a Dog with a Pig, do you get a Digg?

betona: ...so if you combine a Dog with a Pig, do you get a Digg?

That would explain a lot.

A dog and a pig getting it on? Hell, I see that every night at the bar.

Ugly people need love, too.

12345? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

So, if the mother wasn't listening to the tale with her daughter, how did she find out at all what was going on?

And if she WAS listening, htf did she manage to let it get past the word 'bestiality' ?

RoBByBoy


that was my first thought. poor fluffy.

Some colleges embrace the cross-species creations.


/horsepigs suck

Munson Thurd: ...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

Well, maybe. It could've been 4321. Or it could've been something as simple an ex-employee knew the password and mentioned it to someone else.

Benicia Police Sgt. John Daley also said he had not heard of something like this happening before in Benicia.

I assume that means he's heard of this happening before. Maybe Alabama? Tennessee?

Munson Thurd: ...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

THIS! also, McBotulism wins thread

FuIru: So, if the mother wasn't listening to the tale with her daughter, how did she find out at all what was going on?

She probably called back later when her kid asked her a bunch of questions. Like what a shocker is.

AuCinaoaMie: Inconceivable!

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." -- Spike Milligan

Munson Thurd: ...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

THIS.

In my younger days I hacked the voice mail for the Rocky Mountain Telemarketing Association (RMTA) after the president of the organization was quoted as saying, "If you don't want telemarketers calling, don't have a phone."

The 4 digit password was RMTA (7682).

It took them two weeks to get control back.

/what's the statute of limitations, BTW?

M-G: They have this service in case parents are too busy to read their kid a short story like Goldilocks? Those kids should turn out well.

As a single father who worked 3 jobs while carrying a 4.0 GPA in college and still managed to read my son a bedtime story every night, I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

/If you can't be bothered to raise them, don't spit them out
//kids aren't barbie dolls

MonkeyBoy666: FuIru: So, if the mother wasn't listening to the tale with her daughter, how did she find out at all what was going on?

She probably called back later when her kid asked her a bunch of questions. Like what a shocker is.

Yeap, mom was compelled to listen to it a few dozen times. Alone. In the bathroom. Late. At. Night.

The interesting thing about McBotulism's photo is that feminist and feminist "biologists" assures us that rape is all about power and never about sex.

Apparently, these feminists don't believe in evolution, because they clearly believe homo sapiens is not related to any other mammal.

That story gave me a woody.

blacksho89: Munson Thurd: ...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

THIS.

In my younger days I hacked the voice mail for the Rocky Mountain Telemarketing Association (RMTA) after the president of the organization was quoted as saying, "If you don't want telemarketers calling, don't have a phone."

The 4 digit password was RMTA (7682).

It took them two weeks to get control back.

/what's the statute of limitations, BTW?

Are you still in the state? How long has it been? I would invest in a good anonymizer right now if its been less than 10 years. Statute on that kind of thing lasts a bit.

What a schweinhund!

"Its not bestiality...its animal-on-animal erotica"

\Oooh...cake. Gotta finish

Psh. Lazyass parents. Read the kid a story, or teach them to read to themselves.

"Purposefully exposing children to that type of content and profanity is inconceivable," Daley said.

Must not be a Farker.

What? No "that will do, Piggy, that will do" reference yet?

And for the record, if you combine a dog and a pig, you get a schweinhundt!

FTA:

The whole idea is if parents don't have the time to read a story,

Then you DON'T HAVE TIME TO HAVE A KID!

Geez people!

Then you DON'T HAVE TIME TO HAVE A KID!

no, it's for parents who never got read to themselves, and who's kids wouldn't even *know* there was a library if they didn't have the story line.

Think of it as outreach. If the kid then wants more stories, it's an easier step to go from the phone to actually getting a book than it is to just walk in cold.

Listen Children:

Dog and Pig DNA just won't splice.