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(Contra Costa Times) Strange "Engberg said fortunately her 6-year-old daughter is too young to understand what she heard and she wasn't forced to explain why a dog and a pig were being intimate with each other."   (contracostatimes.com) divider line 58
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Kevin5280 2008-05-25 05:06:33 AM  
X-rated content infiltrates Benicia library's story line for kids

I have this same problem at home. Foobies.com keeps infiltrating my web browser. That x-rated material is relentless.

 
pecosdave [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 06:12:53 AM  
When I was in High School our public library got a computer the librarians didn't have a clue about. I pretty much had free reign over the thing, and I did keep it in good working order for them, despite the fact I was just learning at the time and wasn't exactly a tech yet. The year was 1995 and the OS was DOS 6.22 and Windows 3.11.

I decided to have some fun. I had a Game Gear and the Beavis and Butthead game for it. I recorded the laughs and smart assed comments off of it via a dual 1/8th" cable and turned them into error sounds. The librarian told me one woman became so upset by the computer laughing at her every time she clicked on something wrong and got a pop-up error (which was quite frequent) she nearly turned purple. She stuck with it to finish her resume. So the Beavis and Butthead sounds only stayed for about three days, but yeah, I did add my own sound effects to the library for a while.

 
Dilbert J. Galt 2008-05-25 07:37:07 AM  
Engberg said fortunately her 6-year-old daughter is too young to understand what she heard since she's never heard those noises before because, unfortunately, daddy doesn't make mommy squeal like that.

 
pinch_harmonics 2008-05-25 08:43:00 AM  
Apparently someone had hacked into the library's dial-a-story service and replaced the fairy tale with a story more appropriate for the pages of a fetish porno magazine.

Geri Engberg said the story explicitly detailed an X-rated relationship between two animals, and laced the tale with various profanities.


LMAO!

 
McBotulism 2008-05-25 08:47:49 AM  
i243.photobucket.com

 
hogans 2008-05-25 08:53:22 AM  
members.aol.com

"Pigdog? We've already got one."

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-05-25 08:58:08 AM  
Inconceivable!

 
FijiGrad 2008-05-25 09:09:50 AM  
submitter: "Engberg said fortunately her 6-year-old daughter is too young to understand what she heard and she wasn't forced to explain why a dog and a pig were being intimate with each other."

A dog and a pig? That is no way to talk about your parents young lady.

 
Smellvin 2008-05-25 09:10:40 AM  
Why are a pig and a dog being intimate? The pig was sick of having fat pig-sex, and the dog just wanted to be able to lick his wiener and taste BACON!

 
ferfer72 2008-05-25 09:21:30 AM  
Sounds like Goldilocks was doing more than eating porridge with those bears!

 
Lumoclear 2008-05-25 09:24:36 AM  
Was the story was "Ditchpig And The biatch Go To Town."?

Ah, fond memories of an interesting childhood.

 
Wisdomsage 2008-05-25 09:25:13 AM  
At least it didn't show what they conceived:

i110.photobucket.com

*Shudder*

 
M-G 2008-05-25 09:25:58 AM  
They have this service in case parents are too busy to read their kid a short story like Goldilocks? Those kids should turn out well.

 
Munson Thurd 2008-05-25 09:33:11 AM  
...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 09:35:31 AM  
Well there's something you don't see every day...

 
geniusiknowit 2008-05-25 09:39:18 AM  
Really kinky stuff... like two dogs making love to a cat. Or like, a bat and a pig.

 
mjk42 2008-05-25 09:40:28 AM  
AuCinaoaMie: Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 
RoBByBoy 2008-05-25 09:48:28 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
bugmn99 2008-05-25 09:50:02 AM  
Sheeee-it. When I was 6, dog-pig sex was like my middle name.

/Huh?

 
mom_dropped_me 2008-05-25 09:52:24 AM  
They were just playing a little game of "help miss piggy over the fence". Why yes snowflake, Daddy and I do play the same game but Daddy is not very good at it. I usually have to get over by myself.

 
TripSixes 2008-05-25 10:01:38 AM  
This thread is useless without .. oh wait. thanks.

 
Hawnkee 2008-05-25 10:01:58 AM  
Mass hysteria!!

 
pretzels1017 2008-05-25 10:04:18 AM  
As someone who likes to have sex with both dogs and pigs, I'm really getting a kick out of these comments

 
betona 2008-05-25 10:09:25 AM  
...so if you combine a Dog with a Pig, do you get a Digg?

 
theorellior 2008-05-25 10:12:10 AM  
betona: ...so if you combine a Dog with a Pig, do you get a Digg?

That would explain a lot.

 
uselessgit 2008-05-25 10:14:07 AM  
A dog and a pig getting it on? Hell, I see that every night at the bar.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 10:20:59 AM  
Ugly people need love, too.

 
nawtykitty 2008-05-25 10:34:22 AM  
12345? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

www.thelosscolumn.com

 
FuIru 2008-05-25 10:34:40 AM  
So, if the mother wasn't listening to the tale with her daughter, how did she find out at all what was going on?

And if she WAS listening, htf did she manage to let it get past the word 'bestiality' ?

 
Chaosdawn 2008-05-25 10:40:04 AM  
RoBByBoy


that was my first thought. poor fluffy.

 
fnreally 2008-05-25 10:41:35 AM  
Some colleges embrace the cross-species creations.
i252.photobucket.com

/horsepigs suck

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-05-25 10:48:32 AM  
Munson Thurd: ...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

Well, maybe. It could've been 4321. Or it could've been something as simple an ex-employee knew the password and mentioned it to someone else.

Benicia Police Sgt. John Daley also said he had not heard of something like this happening before in Benicia.
I assume that means he's heard of this happening before. Maybe Alabama? Tennessee?

 
Mr. Gunn 2008-05-25 10:49:36 AM  
Munson Thurd: ...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

THIS! also, McBotulism wins thread

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-05-25 10:49:49 AM  
FuIru: So, if the mother wasn't listening to the tale with her daughter, how did she find out at all what was going on?

She probably called back later when her kid asked her a bunch of questions. Like what a shocker is.

 
Buckaroo Beeblebrox 2008-05-25 11:02:57 AM  
AuCinaoaMie: Inconceivable!

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." -- Spike Milligan

 
blacksho89 2008-05-25 11:03:09 AM  
Munson Thurd: ...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

THIS.

In my younger days I hacked the voice mail for the Rocky Mountain Telemarketing Association (RMTA) after the president of the organization was quoted as saying, "If you don't want telemarketers calling, don't have a phone."

The 4 digit password was RMTA (7682).

It took them two weeks to get control back.

/what's the statute of limitations, BTW?

 
LoneVVolf 2008-05-25 11:10:25 AM  
techplant.com

 
Dubai Vol 2008-05-25 11:25:23 AM  
M-G: They have this service in case parents are too busy to read their kid a short story like Goldilocks? Those kids should turn out well.

As a single father who worked 3 jobs while carrying a 4.0 GPA in college and still managed to read my son a bedtime story every night, I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

/If you can't be bothered to raise them, don't spit them out
//kids aren't barbie dolls

 
fappomatic 2008-05-25 11:29:51 AM  
MonkeyBoy666: FuIru: So, if the mother wasn't listening to the tale with her daughter, how did she find out at all what was going on?

She probably called back later when her kid asked her a bunch of questions. Like what a shocker is.


Yeap, mom was compelled to listen to it a few dozen times. Alone. In the bathroom. Late. At. Night.

 
RoyBatty 2008-05-25 11:50:53 AM  
The interesting thing about McBotulism's photo is that feminist and feminist "biologists" assures us that rape is all about power and never about sex.

Apparently, these feminists don't believe in evolution, because they clearly believe homo sapiens is not related to any other mammal.

 
BatardAmericain 2008-05-25 12:22:27 PM  
That story gave me a woody.
members.aol.com

 
nekulor [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 12:43:30 PM  
blacksho89: Munson Thurd: ...and by 'hacked into the system' we mean 'guessed that the 4-digit password was 1234'

THIS.

In my younger days I hacked the voice mail for the Rocky Mountain Telemarketing Association (RMTA) after the president of the organization was quoted as saying, "If you don't want telemarketers calling, don't have a phone."

The 4 digit password was RMTA (7682).

It took them two weeks to get control back.

/what's the statute of limitations, BTW?


Are you still in the state? How long has it been? I would invest in a good anonymizer right now if its been less than 10 years. Statute on that kind of thing lasts a bit.

 
bigolstinger 2008-05-25 01:17:03 PM  
What a schweinhund!

 
cthulhu_has_a_sandwich 2008-05-25 01:32:33 PM  
"Its not bestiality...its animal-on-animal erotica"

\Oooh...cake. Gotta finish

 
HystericalParoxysm 2008-05-25 01:43:03 PM  
Psh. Lazyass parents. Read the kid a story, or teach them to read to themselves.

 
Bar Bot 2008-05-25 01:48:20 PM  
"Purposefully exposing children to that type of content and profanity is inconceivable," Daley said.

Must not be a Farker.

 
brantgoose 2008-05-25 01:55:08 PM  
What? No "that will do, Piggy, that will do" reference yet?

And for the record, if you combine a dog and a pig, you get a schweinhundt!

 
Constance Velocity 2008-05-25 02:10:43 PM  
FTA:

The whole idea is if parents don't have the time to read a story,

Then you DON'T HAVE TIME TO HAVE A KID!

Geez people!

 
ringo2 2008-05-25 03:11:19 PM  
Then you DON'T HAVE TIME TO HAVE A KID!

no, it's for parents who never got read to themselves, and who's kids wouldn't even *know* there was a library if they didn't have the story line.

Think of it as outreach. If the kid then wants more stories, it's an easier step to go from the phone to actually getting a book than it is to just walk in cold.

 
TheyCallThisWork 2008-05-25 03:14:01 PM  
Listen Children:

Dog and Pig DNA just won't splice.

breakstuff.magickfish.org

 
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