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(TBO) Florida Man uses a baby carriage to try to escape from the law. Sean Connery and Kevin Costner not impressed   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 26
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Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 03:16:34 AM  
www.islandnet.com

Sergei is not impressed.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 03:21:13 AM  
Rusty Shackleford: Sergei is not impressed.

Damn. You beat to it.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 03:33:13 AM  
me, that is.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 04:52:48 AM  

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 05:33:24 AM  
Watch out!
Oh, God!
Son of a biatch!
Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! I hit the baby!
Oh, God! I just hit the baby!
Cans!
There was no baby. It was full of cans.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
OK, let's go.

 
sprotzek 2008-05-25 06:20:12 AM  
Shouldn't it be "...Andy Garcia and Kevin Costner not impressed"?

Or is Andy? Impressed, that is...

 
DaNightTripper [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 06:29:56 AM  
"You got him?"

"Yeah, I got him."

"Take him."

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 06:40:39 AM  
Baby Face Finster is impressed least of all.

 
reach4xtc 2008-05-25 06:52:25 AM  
Rusty Shackleford: Sergei is not impressed.

Sun God: Rusty Shackleford: Sergei is not impressed.

Damn. You beat to it.

Beat me to it too.

 
The Envoy 2008-05-25 06:52:42 AM  
I do not approve of his methods!

But then again, I'm not from Chicago.

 
O_Fraggy 2008-05-25 07:54:40 AM  
Link (new window)
\gotta love public records

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 08:08:08 AM  
Mini me?

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-05-25 08:09:12 AM  
Since it had a Florida tag, I was hoping the guy was using the carriage to escape... by jumping in it or something similar.

On the plus side, a google search for "baby carriage skateboard" turned up this "useful" invention.

Just what we need, baby carriages on the half pipe.

 
MonkeyBoy666 2008-05-25 08:09:59 AM  
Um. Where'd my link go?

 
CowboyNinjaD 2008-05-25 10:03:44 AM  
They were just playing Robin Hood on some cable channel last night, so the headline made me think, "What the hell?"

And then a few seconds later I realized what a dumbass I am.

 
cubsfan07 2008-05-25 10:22:26 AM  
img386.imageshack.us

 
sbchamp 2008-05-25 11:32:23 AM  
sprotzek: Shouldn't it be "...Andy Garcia and Kevin Costner not impressed"?

Or is Andy? Impressed, that is...

Sean Connery never made it to the bus station

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2008-05-25 11:33:14 AM  
Oh Finster.... oh finster baby...

 
Kaji 2008-05-25 12:17:42 PM  
Ogami Itto is not impressed.

images.rottentomatoes.com

 
miss_enthropic_biatch 2008-05-25 01:55:48 PM  
Sergei is not impressed.

I came in to say something similar... thanks for covering >:)

 
Phil Herup 2008-05-25 01:59:38 PM  
sbchamp:

Sean Connery never made it to the bus station

www.dodgerblues.com

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-05-25 05:01:10 PM  
Your doing it wrong.

homepage.hispeed.ch

 
LonMead 2008-05-25 06:48:50 PM  
Phil Herup: sbchamp:

Sean Connery never made it to the bus train station

moviedeaths.blacktachyon.commoviedeaths.blacktachyon.com

Shoulda just let Connery get to the station

 
simpsonfan 2008-05-25 06:56:49 PM  
They should tie him, put him in a shopping cart, and give him a push down Hyde Street. SAN FRANCISCO farkers will get this.

 
cubsfan07 2008-05-25 10:57:05 PM  
LonMead: Shoulda just let Connery get to the station


You know what always bites my ass about that scene? In real life, Nitti offed himself 13 years later.


Great movie, but about as historically accurate as the Bible.

 
LonMead 2008-05-26 12:44:54 AM  
cubsfan07: You know what always bites my ass about that scene? In real life, Nitti offed himself 13 years later.

He also never actually killed anyone, hated to wear the color white, was given the nickname 'the Enforcer' as a kind of back-handed compliment by Capone (Nitti would never answer to it)and was in fact the accountant th real Untouchables were looking for (Walter Payne, who was a real person, worked for Nitti, not Capone)

Also, none of the real-life Untouchables were killed, there were about 14 of them, Ness was sent to Chicago over the objections of the Agent in charge Melvin Purvis, and Ness hated guns.

The real story is fascinating, but not even DePalma could have made it interesting to watch. Still, knowing all of this, it was a great movie. You shouldn't nitpick.


/My Dad is friends with Jim Lovell
//was rooted to his chair watching Apollo 13 anyway

 
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