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(I Heart Chaos) Cool This summer's hot dance hit about bi-curiosity you won't be able to get out of your head is "I Kissed a Girl". Not a repeat from 1995   (iheartchaos.com) divider line 29
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JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:42:01 AM  
Subtly is not this decade's strong point.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:47:47 AM  
Nor is subtlety.

 
steamingpile 2008-05-25 01:50:47 AM  
I think we have a new contender for the thread of worse song lyrics, awful, just awful.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:58:39 AM  
It's pretty good on mute

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 02:01:42 AM  
It's amazing how being a teenage girl today means you're seen as abnormal if you DON'T want to kiss a girl. We've come a long way, baby, high fives all around.

 
RoyBatty 2008-05-25 02:05:32 AM  
But I did not kiss the deputy?

 
haineux 2008-05-25 02:09:26 AM  
"I kissed a girl and I like tit"

NO OF COURSE it is NOT what she says.

She would NEVER intend to be misunderstood that way.

That's just YOU! You PERV!

(And if you hear "I hope my boyfriend like dick," that's because you are a latent homersexual.)

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 02:12:39 AM  
robsul82: It's amazing how being a teenage girl today means you're seen as abnormal if you DON'T want to kiss a girl. We've come a long way, baby, high fives all around.

Quoted for truth, and wishful thinking.

 
DarkJohnson [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 02:21:00 AM  
Kissing girls is fun, is that wrong?

 
I_AM_M 2008-05-25 02:22:18 AM  
I still think "I touch myself" is the best pop song ever written.

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 02:56:28 AM  
Welcome to the Machine: robsul82: It's amazing how being a teenage girl today means you're seen as abnormal if you DON'T want to kiss a girl. We've come a long way, baby, high fives all around.

Quoted for truth, and wishful thinking.


Well, it's not like I had an original idea in that regard. Kevin Smith wrote the same sentiment into Chasing Amy and that came out 11 years ago - in America, it's A-OK to be gay/bisexual/bicurious if you're a female and not OK to be such things if you're a male. You think "I Kissed a Boy" would get any play on ClearChannel?

 
radioberlin 2008-05-25 03:18:55 AM  
Someday very soon pop music will just be a teenage girl faking an orgasm over a broken metronome.

 
poxic 2008-05-25 03:39:57 AM  
radioberlin: Someday very soon pop music will just be a teenage girl faking an orgasm over a broken metronome.

This is my new sig.

 
Dr.Zom 2008-05-25 05:30:55 AM  
radioberlin: Someday very soon pop music will just be a teenage girl faking an orgasm over a broken metronome.

Yup.

 
CrackedEgg 2008-05-25 08:05:04 AM  
poxic: radioberlin: Someday very soon pop music will just be a teenage girl faking an orgasm over a broken metronome.

This is my new sig.


Mine, too. There are very few lines on Fark I wish I'd written. This is one of them.

 
HagarTheHorrible [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 08:17:31 AM  
Note to self: Buy stock in Chap Stick

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-05-25 09:41:47 AM  
robsul82: It's A-OK to be gay/bisexual/bicurious if you're a female

Only if they're hot...

 
Rufus_T_Firefly [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 10:02:36 AM  
radioberlin: Someday very soon pop music will just be a teenage girl faking an orgasm over a broken metronome.


Aaaannd welcome to my profile!

 
downtownkid 2008-05-25 10:27:13 AM  
Hot chick, lame song. I already forgot what the song sounds like, except for the drum sample they lifted from Gary Glitter.

 
ghost_who_walks [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 10:29:41 AM  
radioberlin: Someday very soon pop music will just be a teenage girl faking an orgasm over a broken metronome.

Dude, that was funny enough and true enough to warrant a five buck pass to the fun club :-) Enjoy dude.

 
LewDux 2008-05-25 11:46:16 AM  
radioberlin: Someday very soon pop music will just be a teenage girl faking an orgasm over a broken metronome.

Welcome to 20 years ago

 
downtownkid 2008-05-25 12:15:57 PM  
LewDux: radioberlin: Someday very soon pop music will just be a teenage girl faking an orgasm over a broken metronome.

Welcome to 20 years ago


Welcome to 20 years before that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHiMDB19Dyc

Okay, okay there is more musical value to this than a broken metronome, I just like the song.

 
Farkingwhatever 2008-05-25 01:12:44 PM  
This song is not a hit. Not even close.

 
Mangoose 2008-05-25 01:51:34 PM  
If I hear this blaring all summer long, I'm gonna get explodey.

 
carmody 2008-05-25 03:22:04 PM  
This song sucks total ass. Move over, Meredith Brooks' "biatch." There's a new low in chick-centric crapola!

Jill Sobule's similarly-titled song was 1000x better.

 
Techhell [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 11:28:47 PM  
Not a horrible song, but meh.

 
Whiteston 2008-05-26 11:58:25 AM  
You think "I Kissed a Boy" would get any play on ClearChannel?

No it would not, Thank God!

There IS a difference between boys and girls people. Get over it.

 
empres77 2008-05-26 09:45:53 PM  
Sorry, Jill Sobule did it better.

 
deadsanta 2008-05-27 02:54:26 AM  
She's kinda hot, needs to wash her hair though, some serious nappiness going on there. Also, singing lessons courtesy of Cher, and by that I mean complete voice effects, no idea what she actually sounds like.

And yeah, I wouldn't at all be surprised if this were played all summer long everywhere I go. Damn.

 
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