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(Crooks & Liars) Amusing According to Michelle Malkin, the reason Rachel Ray is wearing a tattered white scarf in a Dunkin Donuts ad is because she loves Yasser Arafat. But they are both hot and the story involves donuts, making it very important   (crooksandliars.com) divider line 148
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Suicidal Writer 2008-05-24 09:04:20 PM  
Rachel Ray's clueless sporting of a jihadi chic keffiyeh in a recent DD ad campaign. I'm hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology.

Come on!

 
Atillathepun [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:09:45 PM  
And in this picture, she's shown licking a chocolate covered spoon, clearly indicating that she is on her knees for Obama.

cm1.dotspotter.com

 
TikiAndTorch [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:17:20 PM  
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Did subby just say Michelle Malkin is hot??

www.b12partners.net

 
TheCid 2008-05-24 09:26:31 PM  
Ah, Michelle Malkin. The female version of Bill O'Reilly. (Compared to Ann Coulter; the (allegedly) female version of Rush Limbaugh.

 
jestme [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:29:12 PM  
Am I alone in thinking Rachel Ray sounds just like Rocky the Squirrel?

And now, here's something you'll really like.

 
strathcona [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:34:44 PM  
TikiAndTorch: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Did subby just say Michelle Malkin is hot??


He may have, but it doesn't change the fact that she's seriously fugly.

 
Yesdog [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:45:34 PM  
strathcona: she's seriously fugly.

I dunno, she might be OK if she was like a normal person. But she's got the crazy eyes and a dry, shriveled-up GOP soul and when she writes it reminds me of how a retard looks trying to do trig homework.

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:57:46 PM  
-That's the thing that turns me off about conservatives is their seeming desire to hurt people; they never seem to for anything, just always against something, usually someone. They try to create a constant siege mentality, the better to keep the sheep inline, I suppose...

 
IPingUPing [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:59:30 PM  
Atillathepun: And in this picture, she's shown licking a chocolate covered spoon, clearly indicating that she is on her knees for Obama.

+1

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-05-24 10:06:40 PM  
strathcona:
He may have, but it doesn't change the fact that she's seriously fugly.


Michelle Malkin is a beautiful woman who is involved in an interracial relationship. She may be a bit off in her politics, imo, but she is beautiful.

 
strathcona [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 10:53:32 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Michelle Malkin is a beautiful woman who is involved in an interracial relationship. She may be a bit off in her politics, imo, but she is beautiful.

Not even a 1/10

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:00:34 PM  
But if you didn't know who she was you guys would totally go for her.
upload.wikimedia.org
I've seen farkers go into raptures over Chelsea Clinton fer cryin out loud.

 
TheCid 2008-05-24 11:04:03 PM  
quickdraw: But if you didn't know who she was you guys would totally go for her.

I've seen farkers go into raptures over Chelsea Clinton fer cryin out loud.


I wouldn't, but I wouldn't hit Chelsea either. They both have messed up faces.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:14:16 PM  
TikiAndTorch: Did subby just say Michelle Malkin is hot??

A ball gag would improve her attractiveness considerably.
people.virginia.edu

 
dramatools [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:26:47 PM  
i31.tinypic.com

 
CarolynLibrarian 2008-05-24 11:30:35 PM  
FTFA: I'm hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology.

If it involves being ignorant of anything other than self-promotion, you can guaran-damn-tee it.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:36:35 PM  
When the Democratichomoabortionislamofascists take power in 2009, Michelle will be the first one sent to the internment camps.

 
TikiAndTorch [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:38:30 PM  
quickdraw: But if you didn't know who she was you guys would totally go for her.

I've seen farkers go into raptures over Chelsea Clinton fer cryin out loud.


Oh please. Evil has a scent.

 
HansensDisease [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:43:34 PM  
NewportBarGuy: When the Democratichomoabortionislamofascists take power in 2009, Michelle will be the first one sent to the internment camps.

Jackbooted lesbian prison porn!
/fap

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:47:16 PM  
www.dissidentvoice.org

OH NOES, A TERRORIST!!!

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-05-24 11:53:35 PM  
strathcona:

Not even a 1/10


How is she not attractive?



img207.imageshack.us

 
pnjunction [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:56:24 PM  
Suicidal Writer: How is she not attractive?

That's 16 years ago, and she's still only average.

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-05-25 12:07:58 AM  
pnjunction:
That's 16 years ago, and she's still only average.


Women get more attractive as they get older. Women are always more attractive in their 30s and 40s than they are in their 20s

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 12:21:43 AM  
I'm pretty sure that Michelle Malkin has razor sharp fangs and spider mouth parts where her vag should be.

 
TikiAndTorch [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 12:22:29 AM  
Suicidal Writer: pnjunction:
That's 16 years ago, and she's still only average.

Women get more attractive as they get older. Women are always more attractive in their 30s and 40s than they are in their 20s


Dude, that's not her. That's a Photoshop.

Michelle, You Ignorant Slut (new window)

 
kblair4 [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 12:57:12 AM  
But they are both hot

Epic, Epic, EPIC FAIL

/DIAF Subby
//preferably WITH Rachael Ray

 
HansensDisease [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:05:25 AM  
Both of them have moments of hotness but....

Malkin is batshiat crazy and it's obvious in most photos of her.
Ray has a voice like nails on a chalkboard and isn't nearly as hot when she chubs out.

 
CDP [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:19:00 AM  
Do not want!

i159.photobucket.com

Would drag my balls across hot coals to sniff the dogs a$$ that stole her panties.

//Driving to DD to get doughnuts just to piss off the neo-cons

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:20:03 AM  
Wait. I don't get it. Someone wears a hipster-style scarf, and suddenly they support Islamic fundamentalists? Holy crap. It all makes sense now. Every Hot Topic in the world is actually a recruiting center.

See, they listen to such bad music that they want to kill themselves. Eventually a member will approach them and say, "you want to kill self? You strap on this bomb, yes? Take out others with you! It good for Emo points."

Alert the Pentagon. It's a goddamn international conspiracy. Everyone's in on it, from the makeup companies to the bass player for Modest Mouse.

I'll be in my bunker, playing songs backwards so I can find more clues.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:23:10 AM  
GreenAdder: I'll be in my bunker, playing songs backwards so I can find more clues.

Start with the Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart's Club Band. That where it all started.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:26:52 AM  
I know everyone hates Rachel Ray and whatnot because she's too perky and can't cook and whatever. I don't watch her show, I never see her. All I know is that she looks damn foxy on her magazine cover at the supermarket checkout.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:28:34 AM  
img98.imageshack.us
Hot.

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:30:51 AM  
SilentStrider: Start with the Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart's Club Band. That where it all started.

They weren't islamo-fascists. They were reds. No, this is more current. Probably started around 1988, when the first batch of these little arm-cutters were born. I need to pinpoint exactly when this whole emo/indy/hipster thing started. I hope it doesn't go all the way back to goth. I'd hate it if I had to indict Peter Murphy in this mess.

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:33:04 AM  
GreenAdder: Wait. I don't get it. Someone wears a hipster-style scarf, and suddenly they support Islamic fundamentalists? Holy crap. It all makes sense now. Every Hot Topic in the world is actually a recruiting center.

See, they listen to such bad music that they want to kill themselves. Eventually a member will approach them and say, "you want to kill self? You strap on this bomb, yes? Take out others with you! It good for Emo points."

Alert the Pentagon. It's a goddamn international conspiracy. Everyone's in on it, from the makeup companies to the bass player for Modest Mouse.

I'll be in my bunker, playing songs backwards so I can find more clues.


-in a monotonic voice-

There is nothing you can do. You know too much. Your existence will be removed from this planet.

 
FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:40:54 AM  
I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all.

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 01:46:17 AM  
FuturePastNow: I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all.

You think that now. But he'll love you like no other world leader can.

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 02:08:58 AM  
GreenAdder: FuturePastNow: I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all.

You think that now. But he'll love you like no other world leader can.


From beyond the grave? Would not hit it. Just look at those decomposed knees. He's way below my standards.

 
Reggaenomics 2008-05-25 02:16:19 AM  
Suicidal Writer: strathcona:

Not even a 1/10

How is she not attractive?


Oh please. please... PLEASE tell me you know that image is a fake...

i234.photobucket.com

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-05-25 02:25:59 AM  
Reggaenomics:

Oh please. please... PLEASE tell me you know that image is a fake...


I could not tell. I am no image expert.

 
TikiAndTorch [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 02:41:10 AM  
You know who else loves Yasser Arafat?

No, not him.

gawker.com

gawker.com

gawker.com

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 03:08:17 AM  
GreenAdder: I'd hate it if I had to indict Peter Murphy in this mess.

see if you can jail those guys from Soft Cell though. To prevent them from having any reunion.

I know they're not goth, but still.

 
Kevin5280 2008-05-25 03:56:34 AM  
TheCid: Ah, Michelle Malkin. The female version of Bill O'Reilly. (Compared to Ann Coulter; the (allegedly) female skinny version of Rush Limbaugh.

FTFY

 
wildcardjack 2008-05-25 06:32:58 AM  
Rachel Ray...

Best viewed on mute.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 06:33:22 AM  
Suicidal Writer: pnjunction:
That's 16 years ago, and she's still only average.

Women get more attractive as they get older. Women are always more attractive in their 30s and 40s than they are in their 20s


Asian women look 15 until they're 30, 20 until they're 45, then OVER 9000!!!! until death.

 
the opposite of charity is justice 2008-05-25 06:35:00 AM  
That Malkin article is the stupidest farking thing I've ever read.

And I've skimmed Slander. [shivers]

 
frangelico_y_flamingo 2008-05-25 06:49:31 AM  
FuturePastNow: I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all.

That's what I came to say.

 
Kurmudgeon 2008-05-25 07:02:12 AM  
"I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all."

At ambient temperature, most likely...

 
Aldo the Wonder Dog 2008-05-25 07:02:19 AM  
No problem here. White = Fatah supporter. It's the green (Hamas) and red (radical PLO) wearers that Malkin needs to worry about. How could someone as smart and worldly about geopolitics as her not know such information?

Now if Ray was filmed drinking Caribou Coffee while atop a camel while giving out falafel recipes...

Even McCain wants nothing to do with Malkin.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2008-05-25 07:08:13 AM  
you nits are missing the point here. you're getting hung up on who's more hittable malkin or ray, but that's not the deciding factor at all, oh no.
ray knows how to make blt sammiches!

farm2.static.flickr.com

 
Biological Ali 2008-05-25 07:14:57 AM  
the opposite of charity is justice: And I've skimmed Slander. [shivers]

Do you need a hug?

 
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