Rachel Ray's clueless sporting of a jihadi chic keffiyeh in a recent DD ad campaign. I'm hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology.

Come on!

And in this picture, she's shown licking a chocolate covered spoon, clearly indicating that she is on her knees for Obama.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Did subby just say Michelle Malkin is hot??

Ah, Michelle Malkin. The female version of Bill O'Reilly. (Compared to Ann Coulter; the (allegedly) female version of Rush Limbaugh.

Am I alone in thinking Rachel Ray sounds just like Rocky the Squirrel?

And now, here's something you'll really like.

TikiAndTorch: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Did subby just say Michelle Malkin is hot??

He may have, but it doesn't change the fact that she's seriously fugly.

strathcona: she's seriously fugly.

I dunno, she might be OK if she was like a normal person. But she's got the crazy eyes and a dry, shriveled-up GOP soul and when she writes it reminds me of how a retard looks trying to do trig homework.

-That's the thing that turns me off about conservatives is their seeming desire to hurt people; they never seem to for anything, just always against something, usually someone. They try to create a constant siege mentality, the better to keep the sheep inline, I suppose...

Atillathepun: And in this picture, she's shown licking a chocolate covered spoon, clearly indicating that she is on her knees for Obama.

+1

strathcona:
He may have, but it doesn't change the fact that she's seriously fugly.

Michelle Malkin is a beautiful woman who is involved in an interracial relationship. She may be a bit off in her politics, imo, but she is beautiful.

Suicidal Writer: Michelle Malkin is a beautiful woman who is involved in an interracial relationship. She may be a bit off in her politics, imo, but she is beautiful.

Not even a 1/10

But if you didn't know who she was you guys would totally go for her.

I've seen farkers go into raptures over Chelsea Clinton fer cryin out loud.

quickdraw: But if you didn't know who she was you guys would totally go for her.

I've seen farkers go into raptures over Chelsea Clinton fer cryin out loud.

I wouldn't, but I wouldn't hit Chelsea either. They both have messed up faces.

TikiAndTorch: Did subby just say Michelle Malkin is hot??

A ball gag would improve her attractiveness considerably.

FTFA: I'm hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology.

If it involves being ignorant of anything other than self-promotion, you can guaran-damn-tee it.

When the Democratichomoabortionislamofascists take power in 2009, Michelle will be the first one sent to the internment camps.

quickdraw: But if you didn't know who she was you guys would totally go for her.

I've seen farkers go into raptures over Chelsea Clinton fer cryin out loud.

Oh please. Evil has a scent.

NewportBarGuy: When the Democratichomoabortionislamofascists take power in 2009, Michelle will be the first one sent to the internment camps.

Jackbooted lesbian prison porn!
/fap

OH NOES, A TERRORIST!!!

strathcona:

Not even a 1/10

How is she not attractive?

Suicidal Writer: How is she not attractive?

That's 16 years ago, and she's still only average.

pnjunction:
That's 16 years ago, and she's still only average.

Women get more attractive as they get older. Women are always more attractive in their 30s and 40s than they are in their 20s

I'm pretty sure that Michelle Malkin has razor sharp fangs and spider mouth parts where her vag should be.

Suicidal Writer: pnjunction:
That's 16 years ago, and she's still only average.

Women get more attractive as they get older. Women are always more attractive in their 30s and 40s than they are in their 20s

Dude, that's not her. That's a Photoshop.

Michelle, You Ignorant Slut (new window)

But they are both hot

Epic, Epic, EPIC FAIL

/DIAF Subby
//preferably WITH Rachael Ray

Both of them have moments of hotness but....

Malkin is batshiat crazy and it's obvious in most photos of her.
Ray has a voice like nails on a chalkboard and isn't nearly as hot when she chubs out.

Do not want!



Would drag my balls across hot coals to sniff the dogs a$$ that stole her panties.

//Driving to DD to get doughnuts just to piss off the neo-cons

Wait. I don't get it. Someone wears a hipster-style scarf, and suddenly they support Islamic fundamentalists? Holy crap. It all makes sense now. Every Hot Topic in the world is actually a recruiting center.

See, they listen to such bad music that they want to kill themselves. Eventually a member will approach them and say, "you want to kill self? You strap on this bomb, yes? Take out others with you! It good for Emo points."

Alert the Pentagon. It's a goddamn international conspiracy. Everyone's in on it, from the makeup companies to the bass player for Modest Mouse.

I'll be in my bunker, playing songs backwards so I can find more clues.

GreenAdder: I'll be in my bunker, playing songs backwards so I can find more clues.

Start with the Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart's Club Band. That where it all started.

I know everyone hates Rachel Ray and whatnot because she's too perky and can't cook and whatever. I don't watch her show, I never see her. All I know is that she looks damn foxy on her magazine cover at the supermarket checkout.

Hot.

SilentStrider: Start with the Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart's Club Band. That where it all started.

They weren't islamo-fascists. They were reds. No, this is more current. Probably started around 1988, when the first batch of these little arm-cutters were born. I need to pinpoint exactly when this whole emo/indy/hipster thing started. I hope it doesn't go all the way back to goth. I'd hate it if I had to indict Peter Murphy in this mess.

GreenAdder: Wait. I don't get it. Someone wears a hipster-style scarf, and suddenly they support Islamic fundamentalists? Holy crap. It all makes sense now. Every Hot Topic in the world is actually a recruiting center.

See, they listen to such bad music that they want to kill themselves. Eventually a member will approach them and say, "you want to kill self? You strap on this bomb, yes? Take out others with you! It good for Emo points."

Alert the Pentagon. It's a goddamn international conspiracy. Everyone's in on it, from the makeup companies to the bass player for Modest Mouse.

I'll be in my bunker, playing songs backwards so I can find more clues.

-in a monotonic voice-

There is nothing you can do. You know too much. Your existence will be removed from this planet.

I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all.

FuturePastNow: I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all.

You think that now. But he'll love you like no other world leader can.

GreenAdder: FuturePastNow: I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all.

You think that now. But he'll love you like no other world leader can.

From beyond the grave? Would not hit it. Just look at those decomposed knees. He's way below my standards.

Suicidal Writer: strathcona:

Not even a 1/10

How is she not attractive?

Oh please. please... PLEASE tell me you know that image is a fake...

Reggaenomics:

Oh please. please... PLEASE tell me you know that image is a fake...

I could not tell. I am no image expert.

You know who else loves Yasser Arafat?

No, not him.

GreenAdder: I'd hate it if I had to indict Peter Murphy in this mess.

see if you can jail those guys from Soft Cell though. To prevent them from having any reunion.

I know they're not goth, but still.

TheCid: Ah, Michelle Malkin. The female version of Bill O'Reilly. (Compared to Ann Coulter; the (allegedly) female skinny version of Rush Limbaugh.

FTFY

Rachel Ray...

Best viewed on mute.

Suicidal Writer: pnjunction:
That's 16 years ago, and she's still only average.

Women get more attractive as they get older. Women are always more attractive in their 30s and 40s than they are in their 20s

Asian women look 15 until they're 30, 20 until they're 45, then OVER 9000!!!! until death.

That Malkin article is the stupidest farking thing I've ever read.

And I've skimmed Slander. [shivers]

FuturePastNow: I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all.

That's what I came to say.

"I don't think Yasser Arafat is very hot at all."

At ambient temperature, most likely...

No problem here. White = Fatah supporter. It's the green (Hamas) and red (radical PLO) wearers that Malkin needs to worry about. How could someone as smart and worldly about geopolitics as her not know such information?

Now if Ray was filmed drinking Caribou Coffee while atop a camel while giving out falafel recipes...

Even McCain wants nothing to do with Malkin.

you nits are missing the point here. you're getting hung up on who's more hittable malkin or ray, but that's not the deciding factor at all, oh no.
ray knows how to make blt sammiches!

the opposite of charity is justice: And I've skimmed Slander. [shivers]

Do you need a hug?