Take on me...

/lying
//It's on my "good time fun" playlist

I'm serious as cancer
When I say, rhythm is a dancer.

Snap

Hahahahhhahhah Wipeout.

I'm as free as a bird now

The worst lyrics ever written? "Brandon" by Motley Crue. Tommy Lee is the guilty party.

You bring those tears into my
Eyes so well
I've been waiting
For this day so long
Brandon I love you you are the one
Brandon my son

You run around
And chase the clouds
I only want you
To be yourself
Forget me not
You're all I've got
As you can see you are the one
Brandon my son

Your mother gave birth to
You with love inside
She had candlelight and
Songs of life
Brandon I love you, I love her,
She is your mom

True love is ours,
Nobody else
I only want you to be yourself,
And when I'm gone
Don't cry for me

We'll always be one
you are my son
You are the one
You are the one

Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

That was just a search for "bad coldplay lyrics"
I'm sure it gets worse- once I heard him rhyme "shelf" with "myself"

"I'm farkin' nuts... cashews
But I'm so DC like fat shoes
I skate away... like later dudes!
Never get caught baby I'm mashed potato smooth"
lil wayne. worst rapper alive.

I have to disagree with Your Song, Manic Monday, horse with no Name, and Live and Let Die. Yeah the lines are kinda stupid, but those are cool songs.

And no first line from Anarchy in the UK?

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

My name's Gavin
I'm the captain
of this Carnival cruise
Kathy-Lee lets me
rub my dick on her boobs


wait those are the best

Let them leave you up in the air
Let them brush your rock and roll hair

-The Cars "Good Times Roll"

"Lonely is the night
When you find yourself alone"

I gave up on Squier and the guitar after hearing that crap.

It may not be the worst but this shiat rubbed me the wrong way.

LFO
Song: Summer Girls

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Artist: Gangstarr (Guru)

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis

anyone remember 2 LIve Crew?

Suicidal Writer: It may not be the worst but this shiat rubbed me the wrong way.

LFO
Song: Summer Girls



Oh god yes, that song. That's the worst.

Suicidal Writer: It may not be the worst but this shiat rubbed me the wrong way.

LFO
Song: Summer Girls

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

qfh

Man, I've heard some crap in my time, but I hope to NEVER hear that song again.

/my preschooler can sing "Ice Ice Baby", "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and Petula Clark's "Downtown"

Slowly walking down the hall,
Faster than a cannonball,
Where were you when we were getting high?

What? No In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida and no mention of Iron Butterfly? How stoned do yo have to be to not even remember the words to the cool song you just wrote? A friend saw them live in their heyday and one of the band members had to be directed to the stage. His best quote a form a few years ago was "those guys are still alive?"

so gratified to see "plants and birds and rocks and things" included. that line has always made me chortle.

whatshisname: Slowly walking down the hall,
Faster than a cannonball,
Where were you when we were getting high?

some day you will find me
caught beneath the landslide
and a champagne supernova in the sky

Someone forgot the travesty that was the worst of hair metal:

Whats got you so jumpy?
Why cant you sit still, yeah?
Like gasoline you wanna pump me
And leave me when you get your fill, yeah

alexanderplatz: so gratified to see "plants and birds and rocks and things" included. that line has always made me chortle.

Yeah but it also contains this gem:

"The ocean is a desert with its life underground, and the perfect disguise above.."

That's genius right there.

/OK maybe not genius, but it's still good for a song written while totally stoned

Norad: and the perfect disguise above

I always heard it as "perfect blue skies above."

The heat was hot and the ground was dry.

Much respect to America because their greatest hits album cover was apparently designed by Phil Hartman.

List is pointless without "drops of jupiter" in there somewhere.

I'll probably get flamed for this, but I'm tired of watching mediocrity be celebrated. The entire list should be:

[insert any country song]

I can put up with almost anything else. It's the only blind hatred hatred that I have. Well, two. Country music and Paul Harvey. Fark Paul Harvey up the ass with a barbed wire dildo. I'm cool with everyone else. Now you know...the rest of the story.

Because People in power are Stupid

Just about any set of lyrics by the Cars is stupid. They're all like one big inside joke to Rick Ocasek that only he gets.
Here's two quick examples.

Moving in Stereo - Life's the same I'm moving in stereo... Life's the same except for my shoes... Life's the same you're shakin' like tremolo...

Double Life - It takes a freeway lady to lead a double life.
It takes some leeway lady if you want to do it twice.

Had all their LP's in the 70's and 80's...

I vote for "Na, na na, na-na-na na, na-na-na na, hey Jude".

i'm just here to say slayer rocks, and necrophiliac is a bad ass song

Well, just gag me with a spork...

Melanie (Safka

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive
I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I asked your mother if you were at home
She said, yes .. but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I've always been somewhat confused by:

Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dreeeeeeeeeeaaam.......... YEAAAAAAHHHOOW!

/good song, though

This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso
Thats where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie Sue took the money and run

Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He aint gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin off of the peoples taxes

Bobbie Sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away
Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day
They got the money, hey
You know they got away
They headed down south and they're still running today
Singin go on take the money and run


Die, Steve Miller. Die.

Suicidal Writer: It may not be the worst but this shiat rubbed me the wrong way.

LFO
Song: Summer Girls

H


That entire song is horrendously bad.

Doctor Funkenstein: Country music and Paul Harvey. Fark Paul Harvey up the ass with a barbed wire dildo. I'm cool with everyone else. Now you know...the rest of the story.

.........Good day!

No love for Nickelback?

One of the verses from the single "Someday," copied and pasted from the first lyrics site Google returned:

Well I'd hope that since we're here anyway
That we could end up saying
Things we've always needed to say
So we could end up staying
Now the story's played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror

That "rhyme" still grates on my mind every time I hear it on the radio.

The lack of Fred Durst is disturbing. Not going to offer any lyrics cause they are all bad and I'd rather not google Limp Bizkit lyrics.

Itsy , Bitsy spider, climbed up the water spout.
Down come the water to flush the spider out.

First off, rap is the musical equivalent of someone taking a dump in a Wendy's men's room and leaving without flushing, so no fair quoting rap lyrics.

Second, no list of bad lyrics would be complete without:

Ooh, baby, I love your way,
Wanna tell you I love your way,
Wanna be with you night and day,
Ooh, baby, I love your way.

/shadows grow so long before my eyes
/please Frampton don't hurt 'em

Manta537
anyone remember 2 LIve Crew?

What is this 2Live Crew you speak of?

/link farked?

Not even remotely the worst. That last Boy George lyric just makes him sound like a genius.

I'm pretty sure there's some Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, or Fergie

...that tops that list.

Anything written by Rush.

You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot

Manta537: anyone remember 2 LIve Crew?

Of course. But they had nothing on Mr. Bungle (yeah, different, genre, I know).

I guess including everything done by Loverboy would be a bit much...

Worst rhyme in Rap history, from House Of Pain / Just Another Victim

Holy diver
I'm a surviver
Feeling like DeNiro
In Taxi Driver
With Jodi Foster
And Harvy Keitel
Looks like I'm walkin'
Through a livin' hell
Jeez.

America - Horse with No Name

That song has the dumbest lyrics ever

only time will tell
if we stand the test of time

- Sammy Hagar, Why Can't This Be Love?