Just tried to post this story as well Subby....but your headline is far better than mine was...well done


/and let me be the first to say it...i would let her hit me like the fist of God....

Hey, who hasn't paid for a 6 hour Nazi domination sex orgy?

Please people, this is getting old.

karendotcom: Hey, who hasn't paid for a 6 hour Nazi domination sex orgy?

Please people, this is getting old.

Nobody fun, at least.

Blucher!

/whinnnny

F1 orgy scandal


?

I'd hit it or let her hit me after a couple.

mom?!

You know who else liked being dominated at Nazi orgies?

morning_foil: Eva Braun?

Ppfftt, have you seen pictures of Eva Braun? It's quite obvious who wore the pants there.

morning_foil: I'd annex it.

But would you blitzkrieg her Maginot line?

Is "orgy" overstating the dom's services? I can't tell from the article whether any real sex was involved. Maybe she was trying to blackmail the son of a fascist turned motorsport investor with racy photographs involving her and four other doms?

On one hand TFA says:
The site lists 'approved activities' including caning or flogging (light to severe), face-slapping and even 'blackmail'.

However, she warns: 'I do not offer personal or escorting services ever, so do not even think about asking as it causes great offence and you will be ignored.'

She reveals that most of her sessions take place in a converted garage in a private house on the outskirts of Milton Keynes and that she charges clients a 'tribute' of £120 an hour.


On the other hand TFA says:
The photos include images of the 38-year-old woman in a military uniform similar to those she and four other prostitutes wore during their five-hour session with Mr Mosley, the 68-year-old son of Sir Oswald Mosley, the wartime British fascist leader.

A real F1 Wreck

http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3620847&l=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3 DeKS4zYVXoM8

/Shameless Plug

Not enough eye-bleach in the universe....

'Mistress Abi': 'I love to torment or humiliate a slave'

That is so weird! That's what I like to do.

I'd let her hit me.

MajorityWhip: 'Mistress Abi': 'I love to torment or humiliate a slave'

That is so weird! That's what I like to do.

How YOU doin?

/checks profile. A dude, apparently

How YOU doin?

Meh. No hips, wide shoulders and that face...pass.

/sharp knees, too :P
//nice rack though

Katje Borgesius has returned.

approves.

morning_foil: I'd invade her like the Allies did Germany - from both ends!

I'd conquer her like the US did the Japanese. A slow strategy of island hopping followed by nuclear weapons on two of her most important population centers. Then I'd make her sign a permanent disarmament clause and build permanent bases on her coasts.

/wait, wut?

British sex is about as bad as British food.

dj_bigbird: MajorityWhip: 'Mistress Abi': 'I love to torment or humiliate a slave'

That is so weird! That's what I like to do.

How YOU doin?

/checks profile. A dude, apparently

How YOU doin?

Backing away, slowly. No sudden moves. Don't think the worst, he's probably just being funny. OK, it's funny. I get it... maybe. I'm just going to place my hands right here on my butt, OK? I don't have any weapons (right now), OK?

/I think I just entered a leather bar

NotWithoutAsswelts: British sex is about as bad as British food.

I think it has to do with climate. I think being stuck on a soggy, misty island forces them in-doors a lot. I imagine that gets pretty boring so they have to invent ways to liven things up.

Testing ones intestinal fortitude with scary food and scary sex must fill that bill.

/broad generalization attack!!!!!

morning_foil: Lusiphur: morning_foil: I'd annex it.
But would you blitzkrieg her Maginot line?
I'd invade her like the Allies did Germany - from both ends!

Lusiphur: morning_foil:
I'd conquer her like the US did the Japanese. A slow strategy of island hopping followed by nuclear weapons on two of her most important population centers. Then I'd make her sign a permanent disarmament clause and build permanent bases on her coasts.

/wait, wut?

I can have historically accurate sexual innuendo thread?

MajorityWhip: Backing away, slowly. No sudden moves. Don't think the worst, he's probably just being funny. OK, it's funny. I get it... maybe. I'm just going to place my hands right here on my butt, OK? I don't have any weapons (right now), OK?

/I think I just entered a leather bar

You DO know that hands on the hips are a signal that you're a top, right?

Oh, my.

dj_bigbird: MajorityWhip: Backing away, slowly. No sudden moves. Don't think the worst, he's probably just being funny. OK, it's funny. I get it... maybe. I'm just going to place my hands right here on my butt, OK? I don't have any weapons (right now), OK?

/I think I just entered a leather bar

You DO know that hands on the hips are a signal that you're a top, right?

I am being dominated as I read this, so I am getting a kick out of this thread!

Don't care all that much for Max's taste in women, but I'd love his money.

She should try naked news reading/prostitution. I heard it pays better.

KnittingKnerd: I can have historically accurate sexual innuendo thread?

I'd do her like Stalin...pull out and let General Winter take care of the rest.

NotWithoutAsswelts: British sex is about as bad as British food.

I beg to differ.

/British food is horrible.

NotWithoutAsswelts: British sex is about as bad as British food.

Bangers and mash, indeed.

Picture of her at her day job:

Damn, she looks older than me by a long shot.

/She isn't
//Would probably still hit it

British birds are squawkers compared to most.

She's a serious Cincinnati Bengal: Nice uniform, ugly helmet.

i'm sure mosley will go down in a couple weeks anyway, but i could care less about that ordeal as long as kimi or felipe win in 9 hours at Monaco.

/obviously the first actual F1 fan in this thread.

CrackrJak: A real F1 Wreck

http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3620847&l=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3 DeKS4zYVXoM8

/Shameless Plug

Why do they attempt to race these in the rain ? (Text taken from quoted you tube video above)

.... Because F1 drivers have the balls to race in the rain, unlike the nascar hilljacks.

I'm hoping for Monaco in the rain and that it doesn't aid McLaren in the least. Ferrari should run just fine on the wets but the intermediates always cause problems.

morning_foil: Lusiphur: morning_foil: I'd invade her like the Allies did Germany - from both ends!

I'd conquer her like the US did the Japanese. A slow strategy of island hopping followed by nuclear weapons on two of her most important population centers. Then I'd make her sign a permanent disarmament clause and build permanent bases on her coasts.

/wait, wut?

So you'd do her in every available orifice, ending with a rough shag in her vagina and pooter, followed by her declaring you "her daddy", then finish off by blowing it all over her breasts?

Sounds like a fine strategy, general.

Who knew history could be so much fun?

"Mistress Abi's website - removed from the internet in the wake of the Mosley affair - gives a full breakdown of her sordid employment."

Stupid journalists... still think the internet is like print media and things can actually be destroyed.

From archive.org (new window and NSFW if you're too dim to figure that out for yourself)

/would NOT hit it by the way, not my cup of tea
//Kimi for the win
///still no TV so watching it from the coffee shop I guess

Damn. She is a virtual double for my high school English teacher. Miss Evans. And, yes, I did learn my vocabulary. She made sure of that.

Yes, indeed.

Quite stern.

But loving.

Lusiphur: morning_foil: I'd annex it.

But would you blitzkrieg her Maginot line?

Only if there is a decent landing strip.

NedwinHLongfellow: "Mistress Abi's website - removed from the internet in the wake of the Mosley affair - gives a full breakdown of her sordid employment."

Stupid journalists... still think the internet is like print media and things can actually be destroyed.

They actually mention the internet archive in TFA. Which is stupid, since it could clue in mistress Abi to get archive.org to remove the site from there too.

From the archived site it looks like she had a legitimate(!) blackmail 'service' going on NSFW Link (new window)

Stupid bint had to sell out to the tabloids.

as someone who posseses a dungeon himself, I can confidently state that being a professional-dom is not the same as being a prostitute. Stupid British press corps.

/its far more lucrative

ScaliaDissenting: She's a serious Cincinnati Bengal

I wouldn't say that exactly. The article didn't mention anything about her having a criminal record.