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/sharks sukkk

I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK

/farking love that meme

you're both doing it wrong.

LAAAAA SUCK MY...

Sharks are supposed to be the perfect hunters, but they must be pretty stupid. You would think that after a while one shark would have bitten a human, decided that we tasted vile, and told the rest not to try us a la Pepsi Blue.

Submitter wins.

Local Civil Protection director Jaime Vazquez Sobreira said the American attacked Saturday lost his thumb but managed to get to a hospital on his own and was in stable condition.


Obviously he didn't hitchhike.

+1 subby. That was a brilliant headline. I snickered audibly.

for people who don't get it

..ahh...candygram, ..ah.. miss?...candy...miss?..

Mexico has a navy? Who knew!

Gunz_drawn: ..ahh...candygram, ..ah.. miss?...candy...miss?..

/applau

Yeah, they use the Navy to tow the parasails of their Air Force.

simpsonfan: Mexico has a navy? Who knew!

I was thinking the same thing

I'm seriously disappointed that the post of the first of the posters wasn't the 'Suck my dick' shark pic


SERIOUSLY DISAPPOINTED! :(

Anyone know where that shark comic first came from?

dolphin.

/oh, i love dolphins!

bel4sucks: simpsonfan: Mexico has a navy? Who knew!

I was thinking the same thing

Zee-wah-dah-nay-ho

Nice work subby.

...at beaches in Zihuatanejo

Andy Dufresne is gonna need a bigger boat.

simpsonfan: Mexico has a navy? Who knew!



Yeah, why so surprised? They do have two very long sea borders-it would be kind of stupid for them not to have a navy.

Somacandra: Yeah, why so surprised? They do have two very long sea borders-it would be kind of stupid for them not to have a navy.

Because when most Americans think of Mexico, they think of brown-skinned, poverty-stricken people fleeing to the U.S. for the God-given chance to pick lettuce.

They don't think of a soverign nation with 110 million people (a country one-third the size of ours by population) and a rather sizeable military presence.

I feel lik Homer. MMMMM....Shark Bites.

TheOther: ...at beaches in Zihuatanejo

Andy Dufresne is gonna need a bigger boat.

Winner.

simpsonfan

Mexico has a navy? Who knew!

Oh give me a break. Who ever heard of a Spanish-speaking country with a weak military? You fail at stereotypes.

(Maybe you should try South Park, give you some world perspective instead of the silly domestic issues the Simpsons "address".)

FormlessOne: Somacandra: Yeah, why so surprised? They do have two very long sea borders-it would be kind of stupid for them not to have a navy.

Because when most Americans think of Mexico, they think of brown-skinned, poverty-stricken people fleeing to the U.S. for the God-given chance to pick lettuce.

They don't think of a soverign nation with 110 million people (a country one-third the size of ours by population) and a rather sizeable military presence.

God damn, lighten up there Francis.

Duh dunt
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duh dah dunt dunt
doo dah doo
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doo dah doo doo dah doo doo dah doo dat doo
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FormlessOne,

Because when most Americans think of Mexico, they think of brown-skinned, poverty-stricken people fleeing to the U.S. for the God-given chance to pick lettuce.

They don't think of a soverign nation with 110 million people (a country one-third the size of ours by population) and a rather sizeable military presence.

So, then, if only their military was even larger, so many of their citizens wouldn't have to leave the country to find work?

Was that your "point"?

Yeah they have a navy, but all their adversaries know to attack between 1-5 PM.

/siesta

justsomerandomguy
Yeah, they use the Navy to tow the parasails of their

Thanks, dick! Just sprayed coffee all over my cubicle.

/wrong on so many levels

CastorPimp: for people who don't get it

I really really hope this meme eventually dies, as well as whatever arse goblin came up with it to begin with.

DrForrester: Yeah they have a navy, but all their adversaries know to attack between 1-5 PM.

/siesta

You forgot about happy hour.

Gunz_drawn: ..ahh...candygram, ..ah.. miss?...candy...miss?..

okay - there's one I get....I'm obviously too old to be hip to this shark/fellatio joke although if the posts prior to yours should have clued me in, I'm not missing much.

/lawn...off...

Sharkface217

Anyone know where that shark comic first came from?

Probably one of the assclowns from Something Awful, which is the source of pretty much all cliches that don't make any sense.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Sharks are supposed to be the perfect hunters, but they must be pretty stupid. You would think that after a while one shark would have bitten a human, decided that we tasted vile, and told the rest not to try us a la Pepsi Blue.

From what I understand, sharks have been handed their hat by evolutionary processes. I can't readily think of another animal that is so prehistoric.

Must not be any missing white chicks right now.

MajorityWhip: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Sharks are supposed to be the perfect hunters, but they must be pretty stupid. You would think that after a while one shark would have bitten a human, decided that we tasted vile, and told the rest not to try us a la Pepsi Blue.

From what I understand, sharks have been handed their hat by evolutionary processes. I can't readily think of another animal that is so prehistoric.


The horseshoe crab would like a word with you, as would the alligator

/Meh
//Flame on?

macdaddy357: Duh dunt
Duh dunt
Dunt dunt Dunt dunt
Dunt dunt Dunt dunt

Took me two tries to get that right. The first time it ended up as the Pink Panther theme then fell apart.

Doesn't approve.

Sharkface217: Anyone know where that shark comic first came from?

http://www.hockeyzombie.com/comic/2007/02/20/

simpsonfan: Mexico has a navy? Who knew!

Yeah, but the ships have three times the number of people they are designed to hold and bounce to a soundtrack of electric guitar/Spanish screamed into a microphone. And of course, no insurance.

TheOther: ...at beaches in Zihuatanejo

Andy Dufresne is gonna need a bigger boat.

Well played!

aerojockey: Sharkface217

Anyone know where that shark comic first came from?

Probably one of the assclowns from Something Awful, which is the source of pretty much all cliches that don't make any sense.

You haven't touched the internet in a couple years, eh? 4chan/b/ stole that crown from them long ago.

That and most people fail to realize that the ones who cross the border are not entirely representative of the gross majority of Mexicans.

FormlessOne: Somacandra: Yeah, why so surprised? They do have two very long sea borders-it would be kind of stupid for them not to have a navy.

Because when most Americans think of Mexico, they think of brown-skinned, poverty-stricken people fleeing to the U.S. for the God-given chance to pick lettuce.

They don't think of a soverign nation with 110 million people (a country one-third the size of ours by population) and a rather sizeable military presence.

lumiere: That and most people fail to realize that the ones who cross the border are not entirely representative of the gross majority of Mexicans.

FormlessOne: Somacandra: Yeah, why so surprised? They do have two very long sea borders-it would be kind of stupid for them not to have a navy.

Because when most Americans think of Mexico, they think of brown-skinned, poverty-stricken people fleeing to the U.S. for the God-given chance to pick lettuce.

They don't think of a soverign nation with 110 million people (a country one-third the size of ours by population) and a rather sizeable military presence.

Heh. One of the little facts that really shocks your average US-ian is that Mexico has a decently large problem with central americans sneaking over its own southern border.

simpsonfan: Mexico has a navy? Who knew!

Yeah, a Latin American country with a military. Imagine that.

Idiot.