Win.

Forgot his magic wand?

Well played.

Subby wins the internet. The entire internet.

I didn't even have to rtfa to know what this was about. Bravo, sir (or lady).

Hocus Cadaaaabra.

Hocus Cadaver!

/I'm going to hell

+1 subby.

Bummer for the guys family. Most shiat's not worth fighting over and this is the type of thing that a pointless altercation can lead to.

I think subby meant Avada Kedavra.

Stabbed in London?

But I thought the banning of guns and all of the cameras watching every square inch of land made people safe.

I would have gone with Abra-Castabra but whatever. I was also distracted by the possibility of the word "bra" in there but that's no fault of subby's.

number of violent teenage deaths in London at 14 so far this year.

Pussies.

Abracadaver.

And he wasn't even running for president!

{{notability|date=May 2008}}

Abra Ka-Pocus

Hocus Ka-Dabra

Newport News

/Obscure?

Horrified golf clap.

You gotta love his best friend showing up to a memorial outside the nightclub wearing a shirt that says "Live Fast Die Young"

Link (new window)

/irony?
//chav?

Despite the quibbling over the spelling of the headline, the concept is gold. +1 stabby for the subby.

Don't mean to spoil it for the police, but it was Snape.

Success.

/hilariously insensitive

+1 for the headline
-2 for the use of the "Misc" tag

Word is Hermione ended up with a hatchet wound.

this thread has and will continue to be complete FAIL till theres some emma watson pics

JJFerret: You gotta love his best friend showing up to a memorial outside the nightclub wearing a shirt that says "Live Fast Die Young"

I much prefer the "Live Here" sign on the outside of the bar there.

I know it's long "I" Live, but anyways...

to hell I go.

Great, as if there wasn't already a freakishly large cult following of Harry Potter, now there'll be people watching the movie just to see 'that one dead kid' in it. As tragic as the article is, I still am saddened more by the wasted youth caused by J. K. Rowling's progeny.

Cut!

Harry Potter and the bloody mess.

ultraholland: Word is Hermione ended up with a hatchet wound.

Oblig (pops - not a rickroll)

^^ heres a nice new (to me) find

http://www.zimbio.com/Hermione+Granger/articles/44/Emma+Watson+Upskirt+Pictures

also not a rickroll ( god i hate how we have to say this now)

Was that even a signifigant character in the books?

/didn't get past book 3

FredRogers: Abra Ka-Pocus

Hocus Ka-Dabra

Newport News

/Obscure?

Hoboclown: upload.wikimedia.org

Beautiful.

Walla-Walla Washington to you, sir.

Gyrfalcon: FredRogers: Abra Ka-Pocus

Hocus Ka-Dabra

Newport News

/Obscure?

Beat me to it... in what world is Bugs Bunny obscure?

"Oh yeah? Well, abacadabra. I'm an umpire!"

FredRogers: Abra Ka-Pocus

Hocus Ka-Dabra

Newport News

/Obscure?

Uh...this is Fark. NOTHING is obscure. Except for the Pajama Slave Dancers. That's obscure.

I was stabbed when I was a teen so I'm getting a kick out of these responses...

/no, really.

I am enjoying this thread.
Thanks to everyone involved.

/continue

Oh-shat Unstabicus!

Something bothering me here.

Wouldn't it be abrakastabra? Right?

Mangoose: I was stabbed when I was a teen so I'm getting a kick out of these responses...

/no, really.

As being the guy who stabbed Mangoose, I'm really getting a kick....

One dead kid, he has one scene, early in the film that will also be overshadowed by Jim Broadbent's Hp debut scene.

dj_bigbird
Uh...this is Fark. NOTHING is obscure.

Social life?

oh I shamelessly loled.

/probably going to hell anyway.

Mangoose: Wouldn't it be abrakastabra?

Or avadakestabra.

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Was that even a signifigant character in the books?

/didn't get past book 3

No. Also, you didn't miss much. 3 was the best... 4 was decent, then it was all downhill.

astrahl: dj_bigbird
Uh...this is Fark. NOTHING is obscure.

Social life?

Is that a rule 34 thing?

It's a good thing that the UK's hard stance on concealed weapons prevented this near-tragedy.

Oh, wait...