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NickBush24 [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 07:37:56 PM  
Win.

 
Bacon 2008-05-24 08:37:48 PM  
Forgot his magic wand?

 
LonghornJ 2008-05-24 08:38:22 PM  
Well played.

 
Kaymon 2008-05-24 08:38:42 PM  
Subby wins the internet. The entire internet.

 
Baumer 2008-05-24 08:38:43 PM  
I didn't even have to rtfa to know what this was about. Bravo, sir (or lady).

 
tatum 2008-05-24 08:39:05 PM  
Hocus Cadaaaabra.

 
Dan2ine 2008-05-24 08:39:54 PM  
Hocus Cadaver!

/I'm going to hell

 
ultraholland 2008-05-24 08:41:00 PM  
+1 subby.

Bummer for the guys family. Most shiat's not worth fighting over and this is the type of thing that a pointless altercation can lead to.

 
d'art 2008-05-24 08:41:03 PM  
I think subby meant Avada Kedavra.

 
lordargent 2008-05-24 08:41:11 PM  
Stabbed in London?

But I thought the banning of guns and all of the cameras watching every square inch of land made people safe.

 
DrForrester 2008-05-24 08:41:36 PM  
I would have gone with Abra-Castabra but whatever. I was also distracted by the possibility of the word "bra" in there but that's no fault of subby's.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 08:42:10 PM  
number of violent teenage deaths in London at 14 so far this year.

Pussies.

 
wildcardjack 2008-05-24 08:42:34 PM  
Abracadaver.

 
don't understand 2008-05-24 08:44:40 PM  
And he wasn't even running for president!

 
itsfullofstars 2008-05-24 08:45:12 PM  
{{notability|date=May 2008}}

 
FredRogers 2008-05-24 08:45:26 PM  
Abra Ka-Pocus

Hocus Ka-Dabra

Newport News

/Obscure?

 
Cold1s 2008-05-24 08:45:29 PM  
Horrified golf clap.

 
JJFerret 2008-05-24 08:46:04 PM  
You gotta love his best friend showing up to a memorial outside the nightclub wearing a shirt that says "Live Fast Die Young"

Link (new window)

/irony?
//chav?

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 08:46:05 PM  
Despite the quibbling over the spelling of the headline, the concept is gold. +1 stabby for the subby.

 
Sussman [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 08:46:56 PM  
Don't mean to spoil it for the police, but it was Snape.

 
C-Lane 2008-05-24 08:47:20 PM  
Success.

/hilariously insensitive

 
jebusfreak [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 08:47:27 PM  
+1 for the headline
-2 for the use of the "Misc" tag

 
ultraholland 2008-05-24 08:48:56 PM  
Word is Hermione ended up with a hatchet wound.

 
heyzeus94 2008-05-24 08:50:31 PM  
this thread has and will continue to be complete FAIL till theres some emma watson pics

 
lokidecat [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 08:50:33 PM  
JJFerret: You gotta love his best friend showing up to a memorial outside the nightclub wearing a shirt that says "Live Fast Die Young"

I much prefer the "Live Here" sign on the outside of the bar there.

I know it's long "I" Live, but anyways...

to hell I go.

 
DosMas 2008-05-24 08:51:20 PM  
Great, as if there wasn't already a freakishly large cult following of Harry Potter, now there'll be people watching the movie just to see 'that one dead kid' in it. As tragic as the article is, I still am saddened more by the wasted youth caused by J. K. Rowling's progeny.

 
Carl Childers 2008-05-24 08:52:04 PM  
Cut!

 
Hoboclown 2008-05-24 08:53:39 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
danaganooc [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 08:54:38 PM  
Harry Potter and the bloody mess.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-05-24 08:54:56 PM  
ultraholland: Word is Hermione ended up with a hatchet wound.

Oblig (pops - not a rickroll)

 
heyzeus94 2008-05-24 08:57:01 PM  
^^ heres a nice new (to me) find

http://www.zimbio.com/Hermione+Granger/articles/44/Emma+Watson+Upskirt+Pictures

also not a rickroll ( god i hate how we have to say this now)

 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H. 2008-05-24 08:59:10 PM  
Was that even a signifigant character in the books?

/didn't get past book 3

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 08:59:18 PM  
FredRogers: Abra Ka-Pocus

Hocus Ka-Dabra

Newport News

/Obscure?


www.alexross.com

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:00:55 PM  
Hoboclown: upload.wikimedia.org

Beautiful.

 
AliasUndercover 2008-05-24 09:01:03 PM  
Walla-Walla Washington to you, sir.

 
EZ Writer 2008-05-24 09:01:40 PM  
Gyrfalcon: FredRogers: Abra Ka-Pocus

Hocus Ka-Dabra

Newport News

/Obscure?


Beat me to it... in what world is Bugs Bunny obscure?

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-05-24 09:04:47 PM  
"Oh yeah? Well, abacadabra. I'm an umpire!"

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:07:07 PM  
FredRogers: Abra Ka-Pocus

Hocus Ka-Dabra

Newport News

/Obscure?


Uh...this is Fark. NOTHING is obscure. Except for the Pajama Slave Dancers. That's obscure.

 
Mangoose 2008-05-24 09:09:56 PM  
I was stabbed when I was a teen so I'm getting a kick out of these responses...

/no, really.

 
Gunz_drawn 2008-05-24 09:11:09 PM  
I am enjoying this thread.
Thanks to everyone involved.

/continue

 
UberNeuman 2008-05-24 09:12:27 PM  
Oh-shat Unstabicus!

 
Mangoose 2008-05-24 09:13:27 PM  
Something bothering me here.

Wouldn't it be abrakastabra? Right?

 
Gunz_drawn 2008-05-24 09:14:13 PM  
Mangoose: I was stabbed when I was a teen so I'm getting a kick out of these responses...

/no, really.


As being the guy who stabbed Mangoose, I'm really getting a kick....

 
AuralArgument 2008-05-24 09:15:12 PM  
One dead kid, he has one scene, early in the film that will also be overshadowed by Jim Broadbent's Hp debut scene.

 
astrahl 2008-05-24 09:15:41 PM  
dj_bigbird
Uh...this is Fark. NOTHING is obscure.

Social life?

 
gwendolyyyn 2008-05-24 09:18:00 PM  
oh I shamelessly loled.

/probably going to hell anyway.

 
SpeckledJim 2008-05-24 09:18:51 PM  
Mangoose: Wouldn't it be abrakastabra?

Or avadakestabra.

 
sycocowz 2008-05-24 09:18:51 PM  
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Was that even a signifigant character in the books?

/didn't get past book 3


No. Also, you didn't miss much. 3 was the best... 4 was decent, then it was all downhill.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 09:19:25 PM  
astrahl: dj_bigbird
Uh...this is Fark. NOTHING is obscure.

Social life?


Is that a rule 34 thing?

 
wmoonfox 2008-05-24 09:22:03 PM  
It's a good thing that the UK's hard stance on concealed weapons prevented this near-tragedy.

Oh, wait...

 
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