One of our cars is a Rendezvous. A Latin American reference for a place to have sex.

I think Mrs. Ballgame and I are going out in the family truckster alone today...

It's a good thing they never named a model after San Diego, because it means "whale's vagina"

I have a Mazda 626, which translates to penis wrinkle in Sanskrit.

Miata means huge penis, I think.

And Tiburon's translation has been lost in the sands of time...

Will post to Foobies?? Baha. *chucklesnort*

I don't see what's so funny, my Honda Golden Shower gets great mileage.

I drive a Chevy Masturbating Whore so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

...and later on today, I have to take my wife's Penis in for an oil change.

In Chile, "pajero" means mastubator... hence the Mitsubishi Pajero would not be a big seller there.

Well, I drive a Hummer.

What category does the Oscar Meyer vehicle belong to?

Now, be fair! Half the words in any given language mean whore, masturbator, or penis, and there are fifty jillion languages. If you were bilingual in Swahili and Malaysian, you'd be beside yourself by now just from this post alone.

Torana, Monaro, heck even Barina seem safe. I think that was the intention though.

I'm going to trade my Dodge Ballsack in on one of those new Mitsubishi Bungholes.

I drive a Yugo Screwyourself. Much better gas mileage your typical Ford Genitalia gets. If I could afford the gas, I'd get a Dodge This Biatch...in black.

My wife took my Mercedes Dirty Sanchez on a trip and left me with her Pontiac Reach Around.

dewars-rocks: Pontiac Reach Around.

That's basically the same body style as an Oldsmobile Blumpkin, right?

I don't get why people snicker at my Audi Snatch 69. It's a fine car.

Have you ever tried putting the word "anal" before car model names? Start with Lincoln and Ford SUVs. It's hilarious.

thamike: Have you ever tried putting the word "anal" before car model names? Start with Lincoln and Ford SUVs. It's hilarious.

I love my Lincoln Anal Navigator

Car names are stupid..... why don't they just use model numbers?

Nova wasn't too swift, either.
/no run

Chariset: thamike: Have you ever tried putting the word "anal" before car model names? Start with Lincoln and Ford SUVs. It's hilarious.

I love my Lincoln Anal Navigator

Anal Escape
Anal Explorer
Anal Expedition

Hoo, yeah. "Anal Town & Country" does have an interesting ring to it. Heh, ring. Christ. It's all downhill from here.

Anal Edge
Anal Flex
Anal Freestyle (sounds like fun!)
Anal Territory
Anal Fusion
Anal Everest (no comment)
Anal Bronco

All real Ford SUV models, by the way

You're forgetting the best one. The Ford Probe.

Let's try Honda...

Anal Civic
Anal Accord (hmm!)
Anal Prelude (to what?)
Anal Insight
Anal Element
Anal Odyssey
Anal Ridgeline

Anal Caravan
Anal Charger
Anal Ram

I get all kinds of crap for driving a funny-looking import, but I'll have you know my Schlong Putafap gets 43 miles to the gallon.

Dodge takes the cake:

Anal Avenger
Anal Caliber
Anal Challenger
Anal Magnum
Anal Viper (ack!)
Anal Sprinter

Anal F150?

That's why I drive a Stanley Steamer when I'm in Cleveland. Nothing funny about that.

Anal Sportage?

Anal (Audi) TT

Beware the Anal Impala.

Anal Lancer and Anal Wrangler too.