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(AJC) Amusing I don't have the slightest idea what you are talking about, so here's a picture of a princess with a pancake on her head   (ajc.com) divider line 92
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tomw 2008-05-24 10:09:23 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

//obligatory

 
TheCid 2008-05-24 11:35:26 AM  
I'd gladly earn my British citizenship with either one of those two ladies.

 
ThisIsNotSubtle [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 11:36:49 AM  
FTFA: And her choice of a garish headpiece decorated with a flock of butterflies for the wedding of Princess Anne's son Peter Phillips to Autumn Kelly last Saturday was commended by many fashion writers as delightfully daring.

Holy crap! They're flocking! Get the Raid! Get the fire, something!

Seriously, I need a hat like that for the next co-worker I-only-vaguely-know wedding I get invited to attend, so that won't be invited to any more.

/Even with the hat, she's still hot.

 
Zaphod B. [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 12:23:44 PM  
tomw: //obligatory

not
the pic I came here to see

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot 2008-05-24 12:26:09 PM  
what pic?

/on pda, so it may not have been included.

 
radiodude21 2008-05-24 12:26:12 PM  
www.telegraph.co.uk

 
DontBeStupid 2008-05-24 12:27:08 PM  
tomw: //obligatory

Blasphemer!

/That is clearly a waffle

 
Josu 2008-05-24 12:27:50 PM  
bluesock.org

 
Shadow Blasko 2008-05-24 12:27:51 PM  
DontBeStupid: /That is clearly a waffle

Oolong balanced many things on his head during his life.

He will be missed.

 
ironic_followup 2008-05-24 12:28:04 PM  
ThisIsNotSubtle:
Seriously, I need a hat like that for the next co-worker I-only-vaguely-know wedding I get invited to attend, so that won't be invited to any more.


no, no, no, you've got it all wrong. You skip the wedding, go to the reception, and get FREE FOOD. Good food, too.

/mostly.
//scope out how classy they are before hand.

 
jaymzz [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 12:28:22 PM  
img2.timeinc.net

approves

 
thesilence 2008-05-24 12:29:16 PM  
Thread is useless without said pictures

 
moulderx1 2008-05-24 12:31:59 PM  
i44.photobucket.com

 
mreuther 2008-05-24 12:35:11 PM  
Oolong's Website (new window)

 
yyaskyy 2008-05-24 12:35:34 PM  
I would slop the syrup on those stacks

 
flexflint 2008-05-24 12:38:12 PM  
The Sun is there with even more curves (nsfw I guess).

farm3.static.flickr.com

 
siromega 2008-05-24 12:38:31 PM  
moulderx1

A winnar is YOU!

 
MrCheeks 2008-05-24 12:39:05 PM  
www.telegraph.co.uk

Fist...angry...Gods....fisting....I would....yes...

 
Darth Jawa [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 12:39:23 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com

/Made this a while back

 
kickabear 2008-05-24 12:40:04 PM  
flexflint: The Sun is there with even more curves (nsfw I guess).

Yep. I couldn't agree more with your statement.

 
Libbs 2008-05-24 12:43:58 PM  
she looks pretty freakin' good to me.

 
GossipTrain 2008-05-24 12:47:52 PM  
Yeah she's hot....hot like a fart

 
Half Man Half Biscuit 2008-05-24 12:51:58 PM  
GossipTrain: Yeah she's hot....hot like a fart

I see Studman69's got a new Fark Account.....

 
cwicseolfor 2008-05-24 12:54:32 PM  
Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Monica Lewinsky?

 
JeffreyScott 2008-05-24 01:04:29 PM  
FTA: "Bea is a healthy size 10, she's a fabulous girl, she has a completely good heart," Ferguson told reporters.

Using current dress sizes to suggest someone weight is healthy is simply stupid.

cache.boston.com

So factoring out the vanity sizes, Miss Pancake is actually a size 19. And that is not healthy. Yikes!

I suggest someone take away her sandwich and give it to someone suffering from anorexia.

 
WoodyHayes [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 01:04:37 PM  
Damn, nice body!

 
thesilence 2008-05-24 01:19:10 PM  
JeffreyScott: FTA: "Bea is a healthy size 10, she's a fabulous girl, she has a completely good heart," Ferguson told reporters.

Using current dress sizes to suggest someone weight is healthy is simply stupid.



So factoring out the vanity sizes, Miss Pancake is actually a size 19. And that is not healthy. Yikes!

I suggest someone take away her sandwich and give it to someone suffering from anorexia.


Nothin wrong with a body that aint skin and bones

/Good God shes hot
//Id go brit for her

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 01:19:13 PM  
Zaphod B.: tomw: //obligatory

not the pic I came here to see


How about this one?

img.photobucket.com

 
Maedros 2008-05-24 01:20:28 PM  
I don't understand how anyone could say she's unattractive; she's got a great face with a really nice body.

 
comslave 2008-05-24 01:40:30 PM  
Somebody call Greenpeace. One of their whales is missing.

 
Fapinator 2008-05-24 01:43:07 PM  
I likes me wimmins wif some meat on them.

/preferably cheeseburgers

 
gund 2008-05-24 02:10:22 PM  
Currently she's gaining some "work experience" by acting as a personal shopper at Selfridges department store.

Glad the journalist had the decency to put quotes on "work experience".

 
gund 2008-05-24 02:11:47 PM  
MrCheeks: Fist...angry...Gods....fisting....I would....yes...

Dude I played rugby and have huge thighs. If her thighs are bigger than mine, she's fat. Ok you can be nice and say "pear shaped" if you want.

 
RecliningBuddha [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 02:18:09 PM  
i117.photobucket.comartfiles.art.com

 
GossipTrain 2008-05-24 02:18:42 PM  
Half Man Half Biscuit: GossipTrain: Yeah she's hot....hot like a fart

I see Studman69's got a new Fark Account.....


No, for real though. I'm not trying to be snarky, but you people can't be serious in thinking she's hot. She's weighing in at about 175-180 there. Look at those thighs and fried egg on a nail rack. I'm not even gonna start in on those truck driver arms! She's got a decent face, aside from the bucky beaver teeth. Go ahead and post the studman picture if you must, but you are insane if you say that's a nice body.

 
illustri 2008-05-24 02:19:05 PM  
JeffreyScott: FTA: "Bea is a healthy size 10, she's a fabulous girl, she has a completely good heart," Ferguson told reporters.

Using current dress sizes to suggest someone weight is healthy is simply stupid.



So factoring out the vanity sizes, Miss Pancake is actually a size 19. And that is not healthy. Yikes!

I suggest someone take away her sandwich and give it to someone suffering from anorexia.


wait, does your graph mean that dress sizes are getting smaller

or

that women in are actually getting fatter?

www.theonion.com

 
ladyway905 2008-05-24 02:21:00 PM  
I don't see what the problem is. I think she's really pretty. Think about it, who would you rather fark: Victoria Beckam (sp) or her? Yeah, thought so.

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 02:21:43 PM  
Dear gods...
She looks like....like a normal young woman!

 
aarond12 2008-05-24 02:35:46 PM  
homepage.mac.com

/anime version...?

 
rickbauls 2008-05-24 02:42:42 PM  
I don't know what you guys are talking about, so here's a Russian with a flying penis on his head:
rickbauls.googlepages.com

 
Lenin 2008-05-24 02:52:05 PM  
I love listening to you pedantics. You mock a woman that, in real life, you would murder someone to sleep with. I guess you're all such studs that you don't NEED to think about sleeping with, oh, an infinitely rich member of the Royal Family who wouldn't deign to be in the same room with you.


Ah, mysogony. (yes, I spelled that wrong, so what?)

 
GossipTrain 2008-05-24 02:59:21 PM  
Lenin: I love listening to you pedantics. You mock a woman that, in real life, you would murder someone to sleep with. I guess you're all such studs that you don't NEED to think about sleeping with, oh, an infinitely rich member of the Royal Family who wouldn't deign to be in the same room with you.


Ah, mysogony. (yes, I spelled that wrong, so what?)


I can honestly say, I would not sleep with her. I am not a stud, I just don't date heavy women. I spend time running and trying to keep fit and i prefer women who do the same. I do not feel like that is shallow or pedantic at all, just a matter of taste I suppose. Her BS title or "royalness" doesn't make her more attractive at all, either.

 
mental [TotalFark] 2008-05-24 03:00:08 PM  
img172.imageshack.us

 
Half Man Half Biscuit 2008-05-24 03:02:28 PM  
GossipTrain: Half Man Half Biscuit: GossipTrain: Yeah she's hot....hot like a fart

I see Studman69's got a new Fark Account.....

No, for real though. I'm not trying to be snarky, but you people can't be serious in thinking she's hot. She's weighing in at about 175-180 there. Look at those thighs and fried egg on a nail rack. I'm not even gonna start in on those truck driver arms! She's got a decent face, aside from the bucky beaver teeth. Go ahead and post the studman picture if you must, but you are insane if you say that's a nice body.


Hot's got nothing to do with it. If you come into a thread and get all Studman what do you expect?

 
JeffreyScott 2008-05-24 03:14:36 PM  
thesilence:

Nothin wrong with a body that aint skin and bones

/Good God shes hot
//Id go brit for her


A size 8 dress used to be the norm in 1950, and considered healthy based on body mass. That size 8 is now today's size 00. This means that a today's size 00 is a healthy body mass.

Todays 8 dress size used to be a size 17 in 1950 and was considered unhealthy based on body mass. This means that today's size 8 is an unhealthy body mass.

Just because people are exercising less, eating more fast food and have gained considerable weight, and dress sizes have change to help fat people feel better about themselves, doesn't mean that it is healthy.

Overweight and obese individuals are at increased risk for many diseases and health conditions, including the following:

* Hypertension (high blood pressure)
* Osteoarthritis (a degeneration of cartilage and its underlying bone within a joint)
* Dyslipidemia (for example, high total cholesterol or high levels of triglycerides)
* Type 2 diabetes
* Coronary heart disease
* Stroke
* Gallbladder disease
* Sleep apnea and respiratory problems
* Some cancers (endometrial, breast, and colon)

Bashing someone by calling them "skin and bones" because they maintain an healthy body mass is equally as destructive as enabling a fat person by telling them their weight is acceptable.

 
Echnin 2008-05-24 03:29:46 PM  
I feel like vomiting every time I see a woman with a BMI of over 20.

 
randomstranger 2008-05-24 03:33:01 PM  
Echnin: I feel like vomiting every time I see a woman with a BMI of over 20.

Uh huh. And what's your BMI?

 
Echnin 2008-05-24 03:35:38 PM  
18.5. I think it's because of all the vomiting.

 
swahnhennessy 2008-05-24 03:43:11 PM  
Princess Thunder Thighs.

 
yourdogwantsplacenta 2008-05-24 03:48:40 PM  
If chasing that chubby is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

/srly would hit
//like a redheaded step-child
///yay more slashies

 
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